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// Chapter 87 Haha this is very clearly fiction and not at all based on what has actually been happening in my life over the last three days! Chapter 87 Chapter 87 Chapter 87 Chapter 87 Chapter 87 Chapter 87 Chapter 87 Chapter 87 Chapter 87 Chapter 
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// by Super Trampoline 
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One day, the human version of me needed to get a new MePhone because his Orange phone finally got its screen cracked to the point of no longer functioning. So he drove (because in Equestria Girls land, they have cars) to the Pony Brea mall which was like 25 minutes from his mom's house in Pony Tustin because that was the closest Orange store that was actually open thanks to Pony Covid-19.

The first time he went, it was too late in the day, and it would have taken him an hour and a half to get in they said.
The next day, he showed up around noon, and was told to come back around five once his Pony human mom got a text. But she never got a text and when he finally showed up anyway they said the system had messed up and to come back tomorrow
The fourth time he came, they told him to wait a few hours until they had more technicians
And then he finally got his new MePhone ES.

The end. now to get a case for it so it doesn't get messed up like his old phone (which too be fair was starting to go ppptthht anyway on account of being a MePhone 6 (!) ) after he lost its case.