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// Guest Author Fortnight: Zamairiac/Celestia by Zamairiac 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	Zamairiac stood within the chambers of the mysterious, impossibly smexy Alicorn know only to you and I as Princess Celestia, contemplating just why it was that the mare (who was old enough to be his grandmother many times over) had invited him in there to begin with.

The door opened behind him and Celestia walked on through, a sly grin on her muzzle as she reached him swiftly.

“Oh Zamairiac,” she cooed. “Your stories are so realistic that I fell in love with you instantly. Please, diddle me!''

Her eye twitched.

Zamairiac looked at her for five seconds…

“Fucking karma.''