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// 100th Chapter Special Part 2 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	Angel Bunny was a simple rabbit. He had simple hopes and dreams: rule the world. He had a simple modus operandi: boss Fluttershy around. He had simple needs: exquisite pampering and only the finest of salads and carrots. Yes, his life was a simple one. Until today.

Today, he stood on the front steps of Canterlot Castle, shaking in his little rabbit boots. Angel Bunny was rarely scared. Right now he was completely terrified. He swallowed his fears though, and turned around and whacked the massive door several times with a rear leg.

"thock thock thock." Though meager, the sound echoed through the normally bustling castle, now seemingly empty. He heard nothing in return. Maybe no one was home. That was probably it. He wouldn't have to complete the mission after all! Relieved, he turned to hop away.

''BOOM!'', a dull thump resounded through the air. Angel winced and turned back around. Another boom, then another, then another. They were getting louder.

''BOOM!'', yes whoever, or whatever it was, it was getting closer.

"BOOM!" Angel had been dubious of the plan from the beginning, and his self doubt was only getting stronger as the thumping did.

''BOOM!'' The ground rumbled with each stomp, and dust fell from the ancient walls of the building in front of him.

''BOOM'' Goddess, just how huge was this thing? The thunder finally stopped, and the palace door creaked open. Oh. That big. Well, time to visit the great warren in the sky. His teeth chattering, the rabbit held up a small bouquet of daffodils.




Tirek lounged on his new throne, twirling a now-unused tiara around his fingers. He hoped his date arrived soon. Equestrians were actually pretty boring to rule when they had all their magic sucked out of them. A bat pony flew up to him.

"Your mimosa, sir,;; he politely intoned.

"Ah, thank you, slave," Tirek replied, snatching another of the alcoholic beverages he had been so many millennia without. "I hope you're as good a match maker as you are a servant."

Before Super could respond, there was a distant rapid knocking sound. "Ah ha ha," Tirek deeply chuckled, "It appears we shall find out soon. Pray that you are. I'd hate to have to hoof off another broken plaything to Discord."

Tirek rose, towering even in the vast thrown room. He trotted toward the front of the palace, leaving cracks in the floor behind with his massive hooves.

He reached the front in due time, and opened the door. Tirek saw nothing there. Then he looked down. Way down. There was a little fluffy thing clinging to some flowers. That was his date? Well, Super had assured the centaur that he was the best in the business. Tirek smiled. "Hello, Angel Bunny. I've been expecting you."