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// Special Guest Author xjuggernaughtx: (Older) Spike/Twilight Sparkle 
// Story: 113 Extremely Short, Incredibly Horrible, & Shamelessly Bizarre Slashfics, Plus 1 That's Just Plain Insane, Not to Mention a Character Uprising, a Bomb Threat, a Few Optional Stable Time Loops, a Foalnapping, & Additionally Saving the World 
// by Super Trampoline 
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	“Lube?”

“Check!”

“Prophylactics?”

“Check!”

“Aerosol whipped cream?”

“Check!”

“Ball gag?”

“Twilight, could we just—”

“Spike, we’ve been over this! We need to make sure everything is organized properly. Part of that is making sure we have the supplies we need. Ball gag?”

“Sigh. Check.”

“Six by ten poster of Crackle taped to the ceiling?”

“Ugh. Check, I guess.”

“Sensual Mathematics flashcards?”

“Twilight, it’s kind of going down.”

“Think about Rarity or something. We’re halfway through the list. You know I can’t finish without those cards; do we have them or not?!”

“Oh, for pete’s sake—”