TInvasion of the Nightmares
MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
An ancient tribe of ponies, banished long before Celestia took the throne, have been biding their time, waiting to return. The time for waiting is over. The time for invasion has begun.
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Luna
OC
Main 6
All Art Is Quite Useless · 5.3k words · 13 1 · 498 views
EOne Shot Mare
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Whenever Twilight writes a short comedy story, ponies eat it up. When she tries to write a long, sweeping epic? There's no one to be found.
Twilight
All Art Is Quite Useless · 1.9k words · 64 2 · 1.1k views
TIt'll Make You Go Blind
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Anon witnesses Celestia raising the sun. Something about that seems really stupid.
Celestia
Anon
All Art Is Quite Useless · 3.3k words · 333 36 · 6.3k views
TYou Can Play My Strings
MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
With a broken hoof and only a day left to record her latest piece, Octavia must rely on her roommate to assist her in playing. Assist her in an awkwardly intimate half-embrace, that is.
DJ P0N-3
Octavia
All Art Is Quite Useless · 2.5k words · 168 4 · 2.4k views
THome
MLP: FiM
Slice of Life
When Rainbow Dash loses her cloud home, she is forced to take up temporary lodging in a Ponyville house. But why is that so difficult for her?
Rainbow Dash
Main 6
All Art Is Quite Useless · 4.2k words · 55 2 · 1.2k views
ERead It Later
MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Rainbow Dash just wants somepony to read her manuscript now, not 'later'. (Which we all know means never.)
Twilight
Rainbow Dash
Daring Do
All Art Is Quite Useless · 4.2k words · 313 6 · 2.8k views

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331 weeks
A New Story
This has been in the pipeline for a while. The first chapter of a commissioned adventure style fic containing an original universe interspersed with the Equestria that you already know.
TInvasion of the Nightmares

MLP: FiM
Adventure
Comedy
An ancient tribe of ponies, banished long before Celestia took the throne, have been biding their time, waiting to return. The time for waiting is over. The time for invasion has begun.
Alt. Universe
Celestia
Luna
OC
Main 6

All Art Is Quite Useless · 5.3k words · 13 1 · 498 views
Writing the original characters has been a joy so far, and I'm looking forward to continuing this. Work on chapter two has already begun, but feel free to let me know what you think of the beginning!
AAIQU
0 comments · 530 views
334 weeks
Your Weekly Dose
EOne Shot Mare

MLP: FiM
Comedy
Slice of Life
Whenever Twilight writes a short comedy story, ponies eat it up. When she tries to write a long, sweeping epic? There's no one to be found.
Twilight

All Art Is Quite Useless · 1.9k words · 64 2 · 1.1k views
This is partially owed to my strong need of a short break from uni shit, back at it now.
Read, judge, and enjoy at your leisure.
AAIQU
0 comments · 520 views
334 weeks
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AAIQU
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334 weeks
A New Story! (And News)
So yeah, I'm back at it with another oneshot:
TIt'll Make You Go Blind

MLP: FiM
Comedy
Random
Anon witnesses Celestia raising the sun. Something about that seems really stupid.
Celestia
Anon

All Art Is Quite Useless · 3.3k words · 333 36 · 6.3k views
I realise this isn't my usual level of productivity, but I'm happy to have got up a story that I was able to prepare relatively quickly. (Also, fans of Why Do We Have Guards will be happy to see that Grendo makes a brief appearance in this. Because obviously everyone wanted to see more of him.)
Read More
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335 weeks
A Birthday Present/OctaScratch!
TYou Can Play My Strings

MLP: FiM
Romance
Slice of Life
With a broken hoof and only a day left to record her latest piece, Octavia must rely on her roommate to assist her in playing. Assist her in an awkwardly intimate half-embrace, that is.
DJ P0N-3
Octavia

All Art Is Quite Useless · 2.5k words · 168 4 · 2.4k views
As the title suggests, I wrote this as a (slightly late) birthday present for a brilliant dude. Massive thanks to Ceffyl Dwr for giving me the idea and helping me with pre-reading, you're an absolutely excellent guy.
So yeah, read and enjoy!
AAIQU
1 comments · 470 views

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This has been in the pipeline for a while. The first chapter of a commissioned adventure style fic containing an original universe interspersed with the Equestria that you already know.

TInvasion of the Nightmares

An ancient tribe of ponies, banished long before Celestia took the throne, have been biding their time, waiting to return. The time for waiting is over. The time for invasion has begun.

All Art Is Quite Useless · 5.3k words · 13 1 · 498 views

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