I was just hoping to get this last job done, always getting sent to this dimension or that, always doing the interests of others. Unfortunately, everyone's luck eventually runs out, and it looks like mine has ran out as well. Now somehow I got stuck in this place, in a foreign body, and things just keeps getting worse for me. What did I do to deserve this?
Note: This is not a HiE story.
Editors: Discord Kantus (Chapters I-XLII), Hyari (Chapters XXXIV and onward), Fourpony
Art: AlicornParty

After the changelings' failed invasion of Canterlot, Twilight tries to soothe some of Ponyville's rampant paranoia by casting a spell to prove there are no imposters hiding in the town. But her spell leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies who just don't believe her when she says she is Twilight Sparkle.

Or, at least, she was Twilight Sparkle, anyway...

Featured on Equestria Daily, 2/17/13
Cover art is by the awesome and amazing Conicer

Hey everyone! The name's Chris....or at least it was on Earth.....Yeah.......

I was a normal guy living a normal teenage life, when I was summoned to Equestria as part of some kind of bet between Discord and Ares. (Yes, god of war), and apparently the deal included me becoming the embodiment of uncontrollable rage.

Now I'm stuck in Canterlot as a statue....

For 7000 f***ing years.....

Ironically, I'm a nice guy at heart.
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Stories referenced and/or recommended:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/178610/i-will-hunt-you-down

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/159953/f-it-im-having-fun

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/182126/the-mighty-warrior-of-epicness

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/186544/dragon-of-the-past

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/181328/the-last-ride

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/171269/the-cabal

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/171952/the-hunted

Walker is an Enderman. His daily life involves teleportation, picking up blocks and putting them in a random spots and can't help but think "Why?"

Why do this? It seems pointless....yet he still does it. There must be more to life. He yearns for the answer. And soon he will get that opportunity to break free.

Thanks to Thresha8 for the new cover art

Twilight Sparkle broke time when she got her cutie mark. Now Twilight and Sparkle are sisters from another time. Twilight is hailed as the potentially greatest light magician of all time, and already has a reputation as a hero by the time she goes to Ponyville. This isn't her story, not primarily.

Sparkle is an orphan - her dark magic killed her parents. She lives with her brother in Canterlot's industrial sector because they can't afford anything better. She can't leave either. She's a natural dark mage; while Sparkle won't go mad like Sombra, her reputation is hardly any better. Worse, the law doesn't see her as a good pony.

The fact that the dead don't stay dead around her, or that Thorn - Spike's double - is an undead, soul-eating abomination, are other matters altogether.

(Also has some Slice-of-Life, but fimfiction tags won't let me put it with Adventure.)

Has an ask blog to go with it: Ask Sparkle and Thorn.
Also has a TvTropes page: Split Second Tropes.

Featured on EQD.

Cover art by Swirling Line.

Until yesterday, my life was no different than anybody's. Go to work, pay the bills, sleep. Today, I woke up to a world without humans. The streets are empty, the power grid is running down, and not another soul is in sight. That might not be the worst thing, if I wasn't also a pony.

Where is everyone? Why is this happening to me?

Will l stay sane long enough to starve?

This story now has a hardcover! If you'd like one of your own, you can grab it here: https://starscribe.net/

Now with a TVTropes page! Для тех, кто предпочитает русский язык, перевод можно найти по ссылке.

Note To E-Reader users: This story contains illustrations in each chapter, which will be lost in the standard fimfiction chapter export. The generous Phoen1x took the time to produce an epub version with all the illustrations intact, which you can download here.

A huge thanks to Zutcha for all his hard work on the art of this story. Also a huge thanks to my editors Two Bit and Sparktail, for tolerating my half-written crap.

Mirabelle, an average fangirl. She's a brony among other things but those aren't important right now. What's important is the story I'm telling!

Mirabelle had fallen asleep in her safe, warm bed at home on Earth and in the human world. Boringly normal right? Yeah, I agree. So time to make some chaos, most of it unintended.

Now she's in the body of Eris and in my universe and has no idea how she got there! The first pony she meets is me, the most fabulous and amazing Discord!

Though she ends up nearly hugging me to death, probably a bad idea to bring a brony into my universe... Though it wasn't really my idea to begin with... But what the heck? It's not like anything could go wrong!

Oh, how wrong I could be. Oh how wonderfully wrong, I guess Twilight was right. I should've used a sa- Well I can't go spoiling this story can I? Go! Go and read Pesky Draconequui & Their Meddling!

This letter was found is Discord's private quarters in Canterlot Castle, Four years and Seven months ALR (After Luna's Return), Celestia herself hasn't been able to decode or read the smudged words. You'd need Discord or the pony who wrote the letter, Discord's not talking and no pony knows who wrote the letter.

To anypony reading this letter, unless you are a
certain Lord of Chaos, bug off.
This letter isn't for you.

Discord

You do (these words are smudged). One year after you a- (these words are smudged) -f the day, you must pull a woman named (this word is smudged) from E- (these words are smudged).

She will be given the form of a draconequus and you must t- (quite a few words are smudged).

Tell her to change her n- (these words are smudged), li- (these words are smudged). She makes valid points, most of the time.

Also, beware of (these words are smudged). For she will hinder your (these words are smudged) Mirabelle and (these words are smudged), bring along (these words are smudged) when you decide to (these few words are scribbled out).

Be f-(these words are smudged beyond recognition), if you do not heed my (this word is smudged). Equus will (these words are smudged), and it will become (these words are smudged) if you will.

~An Old Friend

This is basically a HiE, but with a draconequus instead of the usual pony/griffin/changeling/dragon/diamond dog, etc.

EXPECT CHAOS! LOTS OF CHAOS!

Alternate View, a Changeling that is sick of how every other Changeling tells him to "act like what you are, a Changeling". He doesn´t care about what he is or what others say he should be. He´s so sick of the kingdom he lives in that on the specific day when Queen Chrysalis searched for volunteers to go with her to Canterlot to get food, uhm, love, he is the first to volunteer.

Though he didn´t exactly volunteer to actually fight alongside the other Changelings, he did something else. He shapeshifted into the image of a guard.
As Queen Chrysalis was defeated and she and the Changelings were all gone, not so Alternate View.
Still in the form of a part of the royal guard he stayed in Canterlot. And he has yet to be discovered.
However, being part of the royal guard was not the end of Alternate´s plan.

A short time after A Canterlot Wedding, he decides to travel a bit. And that is where he meets some ponies who show him how different things can make you feel better, apreciated, loved, cared for and useful.

100-1500 word mini fics about the love between Twilight and Chrysalis. Forced or consensual. Prepare yourselves!

Like our sister's Twiluna and Twilestia, and of course Twidance individual authors are linked at the top of their prompt.

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Rated Teen for possible well... Everything.

Side story located here!