Tainted Love: A Twysalis Prompt Tag Collab

by Foals Errand


Overripe Banana by SeanofTheDead (humor, meta)

by SeanofTheDead

To any casual visitor to The Treeastleace of Friendship(I don’t care what it’s canon name is I call it by what it looks like. A tree, a castle, and a palace) the overall atmosphere wouldn’t be far from normal compared to any other building in Ponyville besides it’s size and the materials used to build it. The only true difference they would notice would be the mildly fruity smell permeating the structure’s interior. Of course the casual visitor wouldn’t be allowed near the denizens bedrooms, unlike Fluttershy, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash, who were in fact able to traverse deeper into the Treeastleace than any visitor. Being denizens of the aforementioned abode, had it’s privileges after all. It also had drawbacks, considering the fruity aroma only became more and more cloying the further into the building you went. And their rooms were close to the source of the now horridly, powerful odor. The source being Twilight’s room. Or as they had been calling it for the last year and a half now, much to the dismay of the rooms occupants, Twi and Chryssy’s’ Love Palace. Though what the odor had to do with the occupants, the room, or even the building was anypony’s guess. But Twilight hadn’t been seen much lately and so here her friends were braving the ungodly smell to find their friend and ask what was going on

“I’b delling you guys, we shoulb jusd burn the hall and dell them to run for id,” Rainbow said as she held her nose shut while walking on the other three.

*sniff* *hack* *gag* “Foul blasphemous banana smell, apples are better fer ya and everypony knows it too,” said Applejack as she tried to keep her apple themed lunch down.

“Maybe we should ask them why the smell is so stong here, if that’s okay with you I mean…” said the official spokespony of the “I’m a doormat and proud of it club.”

“Screwb it, I’b goin in!” Rainbow shouted as she threw her body against the door just as it was opening, revealing a very shocked Twilight Sparkle and massive pile of old banana peels, and another slightly larger pile of whole bananas.

“Well that explains the smell, but Twi...how could you betray me like this?” Applejack asked tears in her eyes at the monumental betrayal of her best friend. “I thought we had somethin’ special...you said you loved my apples...but ya was just lyin’ I guess.”

“Applejack I didn’t betray you, or your delicious apples. Chryssy is just um….well she’s…” Twilight stumbled to find her words as most socially awkward ponies do when confronted with an awkward or embarrassing situation. Thankfully she had friends like Rainbow, whom when confronted with something awkward or embarrassing, blurt it out as soon as they figure out what it is.

“CHRYSALIS IS PREGNANT!!!” Thank you Rainbow, for being ‘that’ friend.

A quick look towards the bed confirmed the blurting from Rainbow to be true. Chrysalis was VERY pregnant.

“Yes,” Twilight sighed, “Chrysalis is about eight months pregnant, and she has been craving bananas.”

“But, if you don’t mind my asking that is, how in the name of Celestia’s hot flank, did you get pregnant?” asked a very confused Fluttershy. “I mean you are both mares, so just...how?”

Twilight and Chrysalis exchanged a mortified look of complete embarrassment and blushed.

“Well you see…”

But that is a story for a different prompt.