Tainted Love: A Twysalis Prompt Tag Collab

by Foals Errand


Slime by ShinyMoon (random)

By ShinyMoon

“Had I known that this stuff was so hard to remove, I would’ve found some other alternative a millennia ago,” said a frustrated Chrysalis as she sat in her own version of the royal baths.

Infront of her, with her back turned to Chrysalis, was a disgruntled Twilight Sparkle. Chrysalis was currently using her magic to remove bits of slime left behind from her failed...experiment.

“Gee, who’da thunk,” Twilight said sarcastically, still miffed about their current situation. “I mean come on, of all the viscous substances you could’ve chosen, you chose slime?!” she said with a tone of exasperation.

“Ok, ok, I know that it wasn’t of one of my best ideas.” Chrysalis said hoping to placate her marefriend’s semi-hostile behaviour.

One of your best ideas!?” exclaimed Twilight,”I can give you a list of your oh so brilliant ideas. Remember the time you made us run through a field of poison prickle? Or the time you made me look for that hideous timber wolf statue you’re so fond of? Only for me to pick up an actual timber wolf pup?” Twilight said as she gave Chrysalis a record of some of her so called ideas. The timber wolf mother wasn’t very please with her pup being taken.

“How was I suppose to know it was poison prickle, it looked exactly like purple fluff,” whined Chrysalis as Twilight recounted her mishaps. “Besides, I can’t really be blamed for that timber wolf one can I? I mean, how could you mistake a pup for a statue?!”

“Maybe because purple fluff would have been fluffy?! And that pup was as still as the statue.” exclaimed Twilight, folding her hooves across her chest.

Finding no suitable way to answer, silence was the only response.

“So...are we going to have any more experiments?” asked a hopeful Chrysalis breaking the silence.

A loud smack echoed throughout the bath.