There was a silence shattering bang as the door to Twilight’s bedroom slammed open and the purple alicorn stormed out in a huff. This surprised one Princess of the Sun who was only casually walking by at the time and was in no way waiting outside with a bottle of alcohol in hopes of casually getting Twilight drunk enough to engage in casual sex. After the disaster of trying to kill Chrysalis via sodium poisoning a week ago, Celestia thought a different set of tactics was in order.
However, before Celestia could compose herself again and broach the topic of casual intoxication, Chrysalis followed Twilight out the door, dashing her hopes.
“Come on, Twily, you’re overreacting,” Chrysalis said, either ignoring or not seeing Celestia.
Twilight rounded on the changeling. “You called me fat!” she shouted, apparently not noticing Celestia either.
The Solar Goddess gently placed the bottle of forget-me-in-the-morning on the ground and teleported a bucket of popcorn to herself.
“I did not call you fat,” Chrysalis replied. “All I said was that you should think about going on a diet.”
“Which implies I need to go on a diet. Ergo, you called me fat!” Twilight spun on her hooves and began storming away again.
Chrysalis groaned in frustration. “You eat like twenty hayburgers a day!” she called after Twilight. “How many ponies are you feeding?”
Twilight stopped and half turned to look at Chrysalis. She held up one of her wings, all but the largest feather in the middle extended. The wing the dropped back to her side as she found a door and exited through it.
Chrysalis let out an exasperated sigh, not noticing Celestia come up beside her.
“She’s so damn emotional lately,” Chrysalis grumbled.
“Bad mood for a while?” Celestia asked casually.
The changeling barely glanced at the white alicorn before shaking her head. “No, but she’s been a regular rollercoaster of emotion lately. She’s all happy and sunshine one moment and then trying to strangle you the next.” Chrysalis glanced at Celestia again. “I don’t suppose you and your infinite wisdom know anything about that?”
Celestia scoffed and waved a hoof. “Please, you should have seen this one mare I was with. One minute she’s happy and bubbly, the next she’s trying to murder me and plunge Equestria into eternal night.” Celestia’s laugh was cut short once she realized what she had said. She coughed nervously, quite aware of the look Chrysalis was giving her.
“Are you saying you and Luna fu-?”
“Forget-me potion!” Celestia shouted, smashing her bottle of casual friendship over Chrysalis’ head.
The bottle shattered and Chrysalis dropped to the floor, liquid soaking her. Celestia glanced around to make sure nopony witnessed what had just happened and began quietly dragging Chrysalis’ unconscious form away.