//------------------------------// // [edited] Chapter 4 // Story: Enraged // by MineLittleDashie //------------------------------// 'I feel so embarrassed.' I thought to myself, as I mentally watched my scaredy-cat of an alter ego filling his face with chocolate. 'Damn that tyrannical princess sun-ass and her stupidly high IQ!' As of now, she and those Elements of Harmony were keeping a close eye on my kid mentality, waiting for him to calm down enough to return control of the body to me. That's when they'd strike, I knew they would.... So to counter this strategy, I had begun to terrorize my equine mind by whispering horrible things that Celestia would do to me/him if he released control. It worked, but it found to be somewhat counter-productive as I wanted back in control of my body as quickly as possible. But no, I couldn't risk it until sun-ass or the goddess of mooning weren't watching. 'Ooh, I like that! Sun-ass shall be her new name! Sun-ass, Hoo-Hah-Hah!' -------------------------------------------------------------------- Celestia watched Rupert carefully, waiting for any sign that might signal a change in control, but so far nothing had happened. Rupert glanced towards her fearfully before returning all attention to his pudding. Celestia narrowed her eyes. 'Hmmm. Rage should be back by now, so why isn't he?' She shook her head. This was taking too long. She was so caught up in her thoughts, that she didn't notice someone trespassing into her mind. "Shall we place a spell of slumber upon him?" Luna asked telepathically, causing the sun princess to flinch in surprise. "Yes. After waiting this long, I suppose that would be the best course of action." Celestia confirmed, thankful that Luna had thought up a way to speed up the process. Luna nodded, then began to whisper something like a lullaby under her breath as her horn began to glow a dark blue. Slowly, slowly, Rupert's movements became more and more sluggish as he fell under the influence of Luna's magical lullaby. Celestia smiled. Once the colt was asleep, Rage would mentally be forced to regain control of the body. She motioned for Twilight and her friends, who had been sitting at the table quietly watching the proceedings, to get ready for what was about to happen. ------------------------------------------------------- Oh God... As soon as Rupert had started to slow down his eating, I knew exactly what had happened. And I didn't like it at all. 'Hey, buddy!' I said nervously, Don't leave me just yet! Pleeeaaasssseee!!!!' {Im so sleepy....} Well damn. Suddenly, I felt a tingling feeling in my toes. It began to slowly rise up my legs, before starting on my torso. I remembered that there was only one thing that caused this feeling of discomfort, and that was when one of my minds released control to the other. This meant only one thing... I was coming back. --------------------------------------------------------------- Celestia grinned as she watched the body of the sleeping colt liquefy into a blob, before reversing direction and began to morph into something much larger. "Get ready everypony!" She cried, "Here he comes!" Approximately three minutes later, when the shifting mass had almost finished settling into its new form, Celestia gave the word. "Now!" She shouted. Almost instantly there was a flash, and once again, the Elements of Harmony were called upon to end the reign of a potentially dangerous enemy... Or at least that's what should have happened.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Sadly, the first thing I saw when I opened my newly formed eyes, was that giant skittles beam of doom coming towards me like a semi-truck. The even sadder thing, was that this time, I wasn't able to dodge it. The rainbow crashed down upon me, I could feel the sudden pressure, I could feel the pain hit, I heard the scream rise out of my throat.... Then it all stopped. Surprisingly, I was still able to move. I looked around and found myself still in the dining room of the palace, with Sun-ass, her sister, and the elements gaping at me as if I had grown two more heads and started ballet dancing. "B-b-but that's n-not possible!" Sun-ass stuttered, her voice a mixture of shock and fear. I almost expected a *poof* and have a baby alicorn appear in her place. I looked around some more to gauge the mood of the room. Luna, and what was her name?... Oh yeah, Twilight! Well, she and Luna looked ready to piddle on the floor, which would have been hilarious had I time to laugh, but I had more pressing matters to attend to. I decided to be a man, and take this opportunity to say what has been on my mind this whole time. I turned back to Sun-ass, her chin having found it's way off the floor, and took a deep breath..... Before falling to my knees and crying like a sissy. "No pleeaasse don't turn me back to stone! Do you know what it's like to have pigeons shit on you 24/7?! Oh god, I can still feel it oozing into the cracks! Please don't sentence me to anymore of that torture! I can't move, I've nearly gone mad six thousand-ninety-eight times, (ooooh yes, I've counted) saved only by my inner colt who's afraid of his own shadow, and I can't.....take anymore of that birdshit!" I know it was a pitiful sight. I know you'll all think less of me because of it, but hell, there's only so much a guy can take! The only response to this was more surprised stares, and a couple of shocked/angry ones from a cyan pegasus and an orange earth-pony. I had no idea what these ponies thought of me at that moment, and frankly, I didn't care. I had been abandoned here with no way home, served seven thousand years as a stone statue, and the first couple hours of my freedom have been ruled by fear and paranoia. Oh yeah, and the bird crap. So forgive me if I'm not exactly the most stable man in the world. The only thing I could bring myself to do was sit there and wait for judgement.