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// Bayonet by lyra_lover777 (Oh, dear) 
// Story: Tainted Love: A Twysalis Prompt Tag Collab 
// by Foals Errand 
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by lyra_lover777

"What is it?" Chrysalis asked , stunned, confused, and weirded out all at the same time as she stared down at the thing in Twilight's hooves.

Twilight and Chrysalis, having been seeing each other for a year, had then decided to move in together. To Chrysalis's annoyance, Twilight refused to live in the gooey, gunky Hive, and so Chrysalis was forced to buy a nice, clean, apartment in the suburbs of Manehattan.

Now looking down at the twisted metal knife-thing-a-ma-jig, she was annoyed once again.

"I'm getting rid of-of it" Chrysalis said, picking the half-sword-half-knife thing out of its velvet box, carrying it towards the window to toss it into the streets and possibly impale somepony.

"NO, NOT MY BAYONET FROM THE GRIFFIONIAN CIVIL WARS!" Twilight then dived, tackling Chrysalis as she bit and snarled like a wild animal. Like a wild ass. And if your wondering, like both kinds.

Finally Chrysalis surrendered, scurrying behind the counter in their new, shiny kitchen. Twilight was still seething, only a little bit away from a rage shift.

Chrysalis pushed the bayonet across the tile floor, saying"It's still ugly. You can keep it, but not up here. Keep it in the basement."

"But you got to keep your first cocoon up here! It's as ugly as a piece of snot!"

"First of all, it does look like snot because it is made of snot. And secondly, it was my first cocoon. My first!"

Twilight huffed and opened the door to the basement, glaring at Chrysalis as she began to trudge down the steps.

"Anyways, why are you being such a hater of cocoons? You love them at night, when I make one and we snuggle up inside, and then we kiss and then you get on top of me..."

Twilight rage shifted and slammed the door in Chrysalis's face, smashing her muzzle into her eyes a she became white, red, and orange in the safety of the basement.

"And then after you get on top of me, you start to grin-"

Twilight burst through the door, her bayonet held ready.

"I HAVE A BAYONET!!!!!!" she cried.

Chrysalis slid an object out of one of her boxes. It was a long, emerald sword with diamonds and gold studded all over its length.

"Behold the mighty Blade of Serpentine, the blade used to kill the zebra king Blathemeous and drive the zebras from the Badlands so we could take them for our own."

The blade glistened int he light. A faint green aura that was not Chrysalis's could be seen around it.

Twilight dropped he rusty bayonet and screamed as Chrysalis chased her into the basement, the Blade of Serpentine outstretched.