//------------------------------// // Chapter Five - Pink Fluffy Annoyed Alicorns, Chasing Draconequui // Story: Pesky Draconequui & Their Meddling // by hollowsbest //------------------------------// Rainbow landed on the ground in a heap, I smiled and glanced at Discord; whom smirked at me a motioned downwards at my feet. Or more correctly, where my feet were. I was floating, and I didn't even realise. I cleared my mind and looked up and saw the strings around me and the ones that were letting me float, I left them how they were and started entertaining the idea of turning Celestia pink and fluffy. (Flufflepuff style!), along with Twilight to see how they would react. They would probably stone me, so bad idea. But it would be hilarious, and we'd use the escape plan... I heard a screech and snapped open my eyes, Twilight and Celesia were a few meters away. Pink and fluffy, they were staring at each other in surprise, (Or in Twilight's case, horror) as I stared at them. "Princess how did this happen?!" Twilight asked, looking frazzled. "I felt a higher charge of chaos magic just before our coats changed, I believe Eris did this." Celestia said calmly, turning to face me. "Good one Eris! But we better skedaddled now." Discord said appearing on my left and smirking at the Princesses. "You just confirmed I did it! I didn't mean to, maybe because I was thinking about changing them?" "Probably. Allon-sy!" Discord then grabbed my arm and dragged me down an alley, the Princesses then flew after us seeing as they weren't used to walking with that much fur. "I didn't mean too!" I called back. "Likely story!" I winced, I was so screwed. Though not with Discord pulled me along at high speeds thanks to me floating. I stared boredly at the scenery as we floated past. "They gone yet?" Discord asked. "Eenope." "Okay then! Hop on!" Discord said, reaching the jet skies. I jumped on one and revved the motor, I sent a grin Discord's was and shot off with him behind me. "Last one to the Everfree has to be pink and fluffy for the whole day~" I called back, smirking and shot full speed ahead; the wings flapping to keep me in the air and lend speed. "You're on!" Discord yelled, catching up quickly. I snapped a claw and gave the wings a speed boost, Discord did the same. We were neck and neck, we shot past the Everfree border. "Ha, I won!" Discord said smirking. "You did not!" "I did." "Did not!" "Did." "Didn't!" "Did infinity! Ha, I won see?" "Not fair using infinity." I grumbled, falling in behind Discord trusting him to get us through the Everfree. We shot over roots and avoided monsters, the shouts of the Princesses slowly faded into the distance. "I think we lost them." I said, glancing back. "Yeah, I think so too." Discord answered, focusing on dodging what the Everfree threw at us. "How about we stop? We're fairly safe." I said, glancing around at the forest. "Good idea, and you just jinxed us; thanks." Discord said sarcastically, pulling over with me following. We stopped in a medium sized clearing, we both created items we needed. Discord created a cotton candy cloud throne, which I was not surprised at all about. I myself created a full on gaming system and epic cloud recliner. "Hey Dissy, wanna join me in this match?" I asked, glancing at Discord who was playing with a mini Screwball made out of clouds. "Uh huh, let's battle!" "Yep, here's a controller." I said, passing him a controller. "Don't call me Dissy." He said, after headshotting a guy. "Okay... Dissy." I said smirking, button mashing and racking up the damage on Discord's character. We were playing Marvel vs. Capcom 3 for the PS3, I had Deadpool, Morrigan and Felicia. Discord had Deadpool, She-Hulk and Dante. We were both button mashing furiously and were evenly matched, until I took out his Deadpool. "Ha! Take that! Go Morrigan!" I yelled, bringing her in and using the circle ability to take out his Deadpool then swapping to my Deadpool and immediately dishing out damage to She-Hulk. "Well, let's bring out Dante then?" Discord said grinning sinisterly, he swapped to Dante and started kicking Deadpool's ass. I swapped to Felicia and button mashed furiously to try and take out Dante, seemingly his most powerful character. "Dammit, you're good. But you'll never defeat the button mashing QUeen!" I cried out, swapping to Morrigan and using her soul fist a few times before swapping to Deadpool and using his grenades. Discord managed to avoid most of the grenades but got hit a few times. After an intense but quick battle, we had taken out each other's strongest characters. And out secondary strongest for mine, we were left with Felicia and She-Hulk and were button mashing madly. I wasn't about to give up my title to Discord. We were both on low health and were on the defense, I smirked and pressed circle using Felicia's special attack. It hit She-Hulk and destroyed her. "YES!" I yelled, dropping the controller and doing a victory dance. "I was this close!" Discord said with a slight scowl. "I keep my title as the Button Mashing Queen! And you get to wear this shirt that says 'I Got The Honor To Fight The Button Mashing Queen' Dissy." I said holding up the shirt, and then yanked it over Discord's head and smirked. "There, now let's set up an actual camp." I said, Discord gave me a scowl and made the shirt vanish and created a small fire with logs to sit on. I created marshmallows and stuck them on a created stick and passed one of the sticks to Discord who did the same. "Your playstyle is interesting." Discord said after awhile. "Is it?" "Yes, you just mash the buttons hoping you'll win. It's interesting, and it makes no sense which is why I like it." Discord answered, giving me a sideways grin.