Tainted Love: A Twysalis Prompt Tag Collab

by Foals Errand

Temperance by Knight of Lycaeus (humor)

by Knight of Lycaeus

"No Chrysalis," Twilight said firmly.

"But Twilight, didn't y-" Chrysalis said trying to counter.

"You didn't let me do something of the things I wanted to do on our last trip."

Chrysalis huffed, "That’s because there were better ideas."

Twilight nodded, "Of course and we did those but you don't need another magic kingdom."

"Of course I do!"

Twilight shook her head, "You have one. It's been more than enough to feed the Hive so let's hold back on being greedy. The last thing we need is for you to gorge on love again."

"That only happened once, not counting the failed invasion. Besides it's not like the last time did anything.... except terrorize several small cities about invading Changelings.... Besides I'm not greedy.... much. Also you hoard books."

"I'm still running the town library, so that means books are required to adequately stock the shelves."

Chrysalis rolled her eyes, "Most of the town don't even go over there much. Even fewer are avid readers."

"Still no magic kingdom, your one magic kingdom is enough." Twilight said firmly.

Twilight paused and turned to Chrysalis, "But if you have to be greedy, we could go back to the hotel or maybe somewhere secluded" Twilight said on a suggestive tone.

Chrysalis smirked catching the hint, "Of course. Hotel room it is then.". The two turned to return to their hotel room leaving behind the “magic kingdom”, a cheerful place with plenty of children running around in mouse-ear hats.

Comments

[Sigmacipher]

Chrysalis smirked catching the hint, "Of course. Hotel room it is then.". The two turned to return to their hotel room leaving behind the “magic kingdom”, a cheerful place with plenty of children running around in mouse-ear hats.

That's not the happiest place on earth! IHOP is!!

[Europa]

For a moment I was confused about the end, then I realized Chryssy wanted to take over Disney! Gotta wonder what a changeling-run Disney would look like. What movies they would produce...

[nioniosbbbb]

5536705 Wait wait... DISNEY? WTF???

[Europa]

5537030 Yeah, look at the very last sentence, children running around in mouse-ear hats.

[The Literary Lord]

I shudder to think what would happen if Chrysalis ran Disney.

[Knight of Lycaeus]

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IHOP? No Disney is! (At least according to their tagline....)

Although granted there are no IHOPs around here, so never been to one so no idea about them.

[Knight of Lycaeus]

5536705
5537030
Yes, Disney. Mostly the prompt was due to their tagline of "Happiest Place on Earth".

5537478
Everything will be just fine.... (Right?)

[Sigmacipher]

5538023 You need to watch more Gabriel Iglesias. It was one of his jokes.

[Ebonysdagger]

I don't think Disney would actually be all that different if it was ran by changelings. Wait... maybe it already is.