Tainted Love: A Twysalis Prompt Tag Collab

by Foals Errand

Policy by lyra_lover777 (well, buck)

by lyra_lover777

"I'm sorry, but that is our policy," the mare said. "It is just the way things are here."

"Just because we're bucking gay were not allowed to eat here?! While the straight couples do?!" Twilight said, outraged.

"Yes." The frizzy maned earth pony was getting frustrated.

"How dare you not include us here because-because of our sexuality!" Chrysalis screeched. All heads turned towards the debate. The cream coated mare began to sweat.

"Is there a reason. Or is it just preference?" Twilight said, insulted.

Suddenly a burly pegasus stalked out of the kitchen.

"Ya'll harassin' my wife here? Scram, little bitches."

Chrysalis's face turned red and she slapped the stallion. Hard.

He took a step back, and slapped her back. Chrysalis crumpled on the ground. A police pony was eating there with his wife saw and ran over. He quickly took hoofcuffs around all four's forelegs while his wife, a nurse, tended to the unconscious Chrysalis.

"Bucking Policies," Twilight muttered as she, her lover, and the owners were smashed all into a back seat of a police car.

Comments

[Europa]

This sort of thing shouldn't even be an issue in the real world. And yet. And yet.

[kildeez]

5685402 Here, here! I swear, sometimes us straight guys can be fucking cunts.