"C'mon buddy! You know you want to!"
"....No..."
"Not even for me?"
"Especially not for you."
"Look, Ares, all I'm asking is for you to send something to bother Celestia while I cook up some new plan to take over Equestria. It's not that big of a deal is it?"
"Will it get you out of my hair?"
"Possibly."
"Very well! Just leave me alone!"
"I love you too, Ares."
"You know she'll catch you regardless, right?"
"Unless you do your job."
"Is that a challenge!?
"Yep. Bet whatever you send won't last 3 weeks against Celestia."
"Challenge accepted, Discord!"