//------------------------------// // Chapter One - Equestrian Contact // Story: Pesky Draconequui & Their Meddling // by hollowsbest //------------------------------// I groaned and rolled over, my head hurt like it had a hundred jackhammers pounding my brain. I groaned again and opened my eyes blearily, what I saw made me close my eyes instantly. I opened my eyes timidly and stared, a tiny Discord was waving at me from my pillow, I instantly sat up. But thanks to the jackhammers I had to fall back down again and watched as the tiny Discord shifted from tiny to normal sized in a few seconds. "Thank Faust, I thought you'd never wake up." Discord said, I just stared. "Not talkative eh? Cat got your tongue?" I felt a tickling on my tongue and opened my mouth, and little kitten fell off my tongue and onto Discord's waiting claw. "W-what's going on? I-I'm not dreaming am I?" I managed to ask, my brain barely functioning. "Well, hello to you too. Anyway, I've brought you here to have some fun! It's not often I bring a human here, but when I do they either end up as a pony or their OC. But because you were talking/thinking/dreaming about being a Draconequus you transformed into one when I brought you here." He shrugged. "And no you're not dreaming, also I'd recommend you take a look at yourself." He added, and jumped off the pillow onto the floor and began to tap dance. When he caught me staring, he shrugged like it was the most normal thing in the world. "You brought me here? Why?" "Yes I brought you here, and because I needed company from somepony who wasn't a pony or a griffin or a dragon. I need a Draconequus to talk to, also I'll help with your powers" Discord grinned cheekily. "My... Powers?" "Yes! You're now a Draconequus, you now have chaos magic. I'll teach you if you like. Also, let's keep this out of the Princesses hair shall we?" I nodded. I then took his advice and looked at my arms, a lion paw and an eagle claw. I then reached for my head and felt horns, largish ears and fairly long hair which I grabbed and pulled it in front of my face and it was a stark white. I then looked at the rest of my body, I had a tail quite like Discord's with a little white tuft at the end, a dragon's hind leg and a pony's hind leg, I also had two mis-matched wings, what looked to be a batpony's and a pegasus's. I was a female version of Discord. "Okay, WHAT THE HELL?!" I yelled, experimentally twitching my tail. "I already told you." Discord replied, suddenly he had a violin and was playing it. I rolled my eyes and then threw myself at him grabbing him in a bonecrushing hug. "I CANNOT believe I'm in Equestria" I said, a grin on my face. "Can't breathe." He said after a few seconds, I then ended up leaning on him as I started to get used to my new limbs, I took a few steps and nearly fell over. My tail balanced me and I was able to stay upright, Discord let out a laugh. I rolled my eyes and managed to walk to the door where Discord was waiting. "Come, Miss-" "Mirabelle." I put in. "Come, Mirabelle we have plans!" Discord said happily, he then frowned. "You should go by Eris when anypony's around, Draconequui don't have that sort of name y'know." He added, I nodded. Getting what he meant. I followed down the seemingly never-ending stairs, I started to wonder exactly how Discord had been pulled me through a transdimensional portal and into Equestria as Eris. My brain was still hurting and so I couldn't piece the facts together, yet. I groaned, my legs were sore and we had finally got to the bottom of the tower. "Why so many damn stairs?" I muttered, glaring at the wall I was leaning against. "Makes ponies leave me alone." Discord answered, he helped me stand up and I then followed him to the throne room. It seemed it was night and so Luna was on the throne, I stopped. Suddenly afraid of my favourite Princess, Discord groaned and grabbed my arm and we vanished. I looked around, we had appeared on a hill that overlooked a hamlet. I took a guess that it was Ponyville, the cyan pegasus clearing the sky confirmed it. Though I don't know why she was going it at night, maybe to get rid of early morning work? "Can we go see Pinkie Pie?!" I asked, excited. Discord nodded, he grinned and we both had hangliders. "AWESOME!" I said and dove off the hill with him and floated over Ponyville, we were lucky Rainbow Dash didn't spot us, I don't want to think about what would happen if she acted on impulse. Discord glanced at me a gleam in his eye and motioned downwards. I took the hint and dove, Discord following, we both had a crazy grin on our faces. We swooped over Twilight's crystal castle and then Sugarcube Corner came up, we took a left and spiralled down. Eventually landing, Discord made the hang gliders disappear and we headed into the shop. It was still open and a glance at the clock showed it was 8:00pm, it felt like longer. Mr and Mrs Cake stared at us as we entered. "U-uh, what can we get you?" Mr Cake asked, I walked over and took a look at their sweets. "That cupcake please." I said, pointing to a rainbow one. I smirked to myself, it kinda reminded me of the fanfic "Cupcakes" where Pinkie goes insane. But we had seen Dashie clearing clouds earlier so I didn't worry. Mrs Cake handed me the cupcake and I took a bite, knowing new people got a free sweet of their choice. "Thanks." I said, and finished the cupcake. Wrapper and all. Somehow, I didn't find it weird. "D'you know where Pinkie is?" Discord asked, I saw him snap his claw and I smirked. Noting he had made a cupcake start dancing. "Hello!" I heard a voice and I turned around to see Pinkie with her party cannon, she waved and fired it at me. I winced and I got covered in confetti, I giggled and so did Pinkie. Discord had vanished a few moments earlier, I didn't know where to though. "Hiya, I'm Pinkie Pie!" She said, I grinned. "I'm Eris."