Twilight cantered through out the halls of the new crystal palace of friendship, her purple and pink mane flowing behind her as she looked around frantically. She threw open a door to see a maid tiredly scraping some weird green gunk off the ceiling. Twilight blushed, remebering that that was the room she and Chrysalis had, um, used last night.
She soon was brought back to her senses and slammed the door shut, making the maid fall into the bucket of green goo she had scraped of the ceiling with a loud plop.
Where are they?! Twilight frantically thought as she opened another door. Inside Prince Blueblood slept with his right foreleg draped over Trixie's side. Trixie was deep in sleep, snoring loudly and drooling a bucket fool of spit.
Twilight rolled her eyes. The weirdest ponies snuck into the castle for a night together all the time. She summoned a giant air horn and squeezed it with all her Alicorny might. The couple jumped awake, their manes flying in their eyes as they frantically leaped out the golden window.
As Twilight began to leave, she took a glance at the bed. It was destroyed, the linens very wet with, umm,juices.
Twilight grudgingly called a maid. The maid who had been cleaning the room next door galloped into the room. Twilight tiredly pointed to the bed before making her exit. As she walked past the teal maid, she bumped into her. A little bit of goo was still in the mare's mane, and it landed on Twilight's left wing when Twi bumped into the maid mare.
Twilight looked down at her wing before slowly shifting her eyes up to meet those of the maid, who looked utterly terrified. Twilight then proceeded to scream her lungs out in the mare's face before teleporting her away to a long forgotten place.
The mare plopped up on a small sandy island. Ten other ponies were huddled there. Two were cooks, one was a troubadour, four were maids, and three were guards.
"Princess Twilight get mad at you, too?" the troubadour asked.
The maid tiredly nodded before curling up on the sand. "This couldn't get any worse."
All of the sudden hundreds of sharks began to circle the island.
"You gotta be bucking kidding me!"
"Were not, Miss," one of the sharks said before promptly scooping one of guards into his mouth and swallowing.
Meanwhile, Twilight had went through every room in the castle in search of the two, a small scaly sack of dung and a hard shelled piece of buck.
Twilight soon gave up, galloping into the throne room, collapsing onto her throne. All her fiends were gone on royal affairs(both kinds) and visiting family.
Twilight huffed and watched as a lowly scribe approached her, his paprika colored body shaking in fear as he bowed before the princess.
"Are-are you all right, my majesty?" he asked meekly.
"NO I AM NOT!" She then proceeded to send him to the island massacre.
After several minutes of moaning she teleported to her favorite relaxation spot, on the mossy banks of a clear, cold stream deep within the heart of the Everfree.
When her hooves hit the fizzy emerald moss, she collapsed, groaning. "Where are you, Spike? Chryssy?" She then rolled sideways.
And there both were, sleeping soundly on the carpet of forgiving moss.
Twilight rose into the air, her coat turning white and her mane red and orange, like a flickering flame, and roared, scaring both out of their sleep.
Twilight then collapsed to the found, giving both a hateful glare as she confronted them.
"I was just teaching Chryssy the art of napping."
Twilight facehoofed and giggled. Soon all her problems melted away and she was rolling around the the mossy ground, laughing uproariously.
Eventually Twilight teleported her servants back, which now were only eleven of their original twelve. Twilight found the shark and made him spit up the eaten guard. It consisted of riding the shark all the way to Canterlot and back to the sea, causing the shark to barf up the guard.
After her adventures with "Sharky", she settled down for a nap in her royal bed.
"Finally," Spike said. "I finally got her to take a nap."
The whole of Equestria celebrated as they danced about, happy to be free of the crazy princess for an hour or two.