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// Home Run by Fuzzyfurvert 
// Story: Tainted Love: A Twysalis Prompt Tag Collab 
// by Foals Errand 
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by Fuzzyfurvert

Twilight Sparkle, magical genius extraordinaire has joined forces Queen Chrysalis to form the Equestrian Wonder Twins Crime Fighting Force.  With their amazing powers of transformation they defeat evil and generally pester Celestia!

On today's  chilling episode: Hot Soup with a side of....crackers!

Evil waits on no pony.  It is always active, always scheming, but not always so salty!  Today evil takes the form of lightly salted saltine crackers!  Crackers that have been soaked in the hot broth of villainy!  Crackers that are about to infect their reduced sodium blasphemy upon none other than Celestia, Princess of Equestria!

Twilight Sparkle gasped.  "Quick, Chrysalis!  We must stop this travesty!"

Queen Chrysalis nodded.  "If she eats that it make her retain less water, shrinking her ass and thereby reducing all the love for it from the populace I get a contact buzz off!"

The Wonder Twins of Equestria hoofbumped.  Twilight yelled.  "Form of an arcane torcano!  It's like mixing a volcano and a tornado, with magic!"

Chrysalis yelled.  "Form of a horsecock dildo!"

Twilight stopped in whirling, molten tracks and looked back.  "Again?  Thats like, the only shape you ever take!"

"So?"  The dildo flopped onto the floor and rolled a few inches.

"So how are we supposed to do stuff with you like that?"

"I dunno.  Throw me at Celestia's face!"