Scootaloo may just be the world's most unfortunate filly. She gets the short stick on everything. Of course, it just so happens that that short stick will always entail dying. It's a good thing she doesn't seem to notice that she dies a lot, otherwise things might start to get a bit complicated.

Short vignettes which reimagine each episode of MLP such that Scootaloo dies in increasingly spectacular and insignificant ways. Updates twice a week, every Tuesday and Friday.

Princess Stupid Jerk McButt is a big dumb princess who has social events with only a very small group of ponies and refuses to invite her new friend to them even though her new friend is very nice and apologized for the time she enslaved the town. No one likes her because of this, except her other dumb friends, and her one not-as-dumb friend.

I've been told to thank Too Manestream for the cover picture. Whatever that means.

After an irritating encounter with Penny, Sheldon retires to his home-away-from-home, his Batcave, his Fortress of Solitude: his office. But the physicist gets more than he bargained for when a strange interdimensional worm hole appears in the Biology department.

Trapped in an unfamiliar, scientifically impossible world. Sheldon has the perfect opportunity to flex his astonishing social skills, or lack thereof. Completely oblivious that the fate of Equestria rests in his hands, Sheldon embarks on a journey of self discovery and love and tolerance... except he doesn't discover anything, and love and tolerance is a waste of time.

Well, maybe he'll learn the value of friendship along the way. But that isn't likely

A pair of apex predators is visiting Ponyville. Absolutely nothing bad can/will come out of this. No siree, nothing whatsoever. Zilch. Notta. Complete lack of things going wrong, messing up, and/or pandemonium.

Just another regular, peaceful day in Ponyville, this is . . .

Luna and Cadence are traversing Everfree Forest en route to the castle, looking to attend Twilight's housewarming party. They are stopped, however, by none other than the titular character! Will they persevere, or will the Black Knight triumph like always?

100% Approved by Twilight's Library

9/20/2015 - New edits made to adhere to fimfic's guidelines regarding original vs lifted content.

Trainbow Dash is the fastest train in Equestrain, or so she thinks. Does she have the horsepower it takes to transport her next cargo in only ten seconds flat? Get ready, because this locomotive is about to dash off the rails!

Thanks to the great bearded one known only as Obselescence for his help editing.

Also, I blame Pav Feira, and you should too!

Tired of Luna's constant nagging, Celestia agrees to give internet dating a try. Using the website www.notforeveralone.com, Luna helps Celestia go on dates with potential immortal suitors. Shouldn't be too hard to find true love, right?

You can make a suggestion for any immortal across any manner of genre or fiction for Celestia to date next. Just make sure they're immortal for it to work.

Updates every Tuesday and Friday.

Guest chapters for immortals I have not covered are welcome, since I won't be able to write about every suggestion someone has. Note that all guest chapters are non-canon from the main story, so there is a bit of leeway to them. Talk to me over PM's for any further discussion.

Thanks to my editors The Ponytrician and Garnot for all their help!

Cover art from the hilarious tumblr you all should check out, ~Letters For Celestia~

Twilight's friends have been cordially invited to attend her housewarming party at Everfree Castle, to which they're all very excited. However, they're stopped by the bridge's new keeper, who won't let them pass unless they answer all of his questions correctly. Can the ponies do just that, or will they be subjected to eternal peril as a consequence for failing?

100% Approved by Twilight's Library

9/25/2015 - New edits made to adhere to fimfic's guidelines regarding original vs lifted content.

Romantically Apocalyptic Crossover (I literally found that comic and spent four hours reading all 154 issues. Another one should be out soon...)

After a particularly rough day hauling his gear around with a couple of lunatics and a bitter scientist in a post-apocalyptic land now most commonly known as "Captania," Charles Snippy is tired. More so than usual, I mean, they've been attacked my aliens, zombies, nutrition worshiping cults (That was Captain's fault) and lots of things that shouldn't exist, but he had to admit that a legion of tri-breasted, sentient, transgender snakes was a first.

But, instead of giving Mr. Snippy a break, Pilot goes of and starts doing whatever it is he does, which kind of sucks the entire group into a(nother) trans-dimensional worm hole, this time to a place called "Equestria."

Oh Boy.

Discord is forced to write a friendship report to Celestia. It ends about as well as you'd expect.

Thanks to my editors SolidFire and Xl9 and prereader Skeeter The Lurker for all their help!

Awesome art from the greatly talented Mickeymonster.