• Member Since 25th Feb, 2013
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Hibernating Lizardman

Sleeping for an indefinite length of time. New stories on hiatus.



A pair of apex predators is visiting Ponyville. Absolutely nothing bad can/will come out of this. No siree, nothing whatsoever. Zilch. Notta. Complete lack of things going wrong, messing up, and/or pandemonium.

Just another regular, peaceful day in Ponyville, this is . . .

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WAS AMAZING! :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

The title was cool.... It was so epic imagining how the story looked like.

That's about as random as it gets.


If you ever need an editor, just ask. I'll be glad to help.

Smile you clever girls! :trollestia:

I haven't even read it yet and I'm already cackling with glee.

I can do you one better
The image was to large to add as a picture.

Well that was certainly interesting, though I can't honestly I expected anything less coming from you. Or from the title, coverart, or anything in general. It was good, if baffling, so I'd rate it pretty well. If you'd like a challenge, write a story for this;
Ah well, just glad to see something else of yours published.

Oh. Oh yes.

This will be nice.

5178510 Damn! You beat me to the punch.

I have never seen something this beautiful since the dawn of time.... And that involved raptors riding space-squids with lightning spears.

We the people of Fimfiction demand MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:flutterrage:

I read this for the pic. No regrets.

For Geoffery, the day he graced the quiet little town of Ponyville was the most important day of his life.

But for Ponyville, it was Tuesday.

Velociraptors. What pretentious little snobs.

This made much more sense than it should have.

That was amazing. We need an entire Universe JUST for Geoffory and Bridgette.

“Tally-ho!” he called with unbridled enthusiasm.

This is the story ever written in which I wish to be a velociraptor.
Also, admit everyone wishes they were him right now.

Did you literally just find that picture somewhere and then write a story about it? Well played, sir. Well played.

she positioned herself so Geoffrey could straddle her comfortably. Once Geoffrey had mounted her, he reached into his trenchcoat and pulled out both his machinegun and a stack of dynamite.

Yeah, even in context this barely makes sense.

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