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I write bad AiE stories. No. Seriously, they're terrible. If you can't laugh at vomit, blood, and exploding testicles, don't read my work. It's safer that way.

Stuff that's good and you should read.

  • A Rainy Day's Date Teen Cadance and Anonymous have been dating for almost a month now and they finally have a day to themselves. When the weather doesn't agree with their plans, they decide to do the best thing to do on a rainy day. Cuddle and take a Nap. by Flutterpriest 3,036 words · 6,143 views · 283 likes · 19 dislikes
  • Moonie shorts [Filly Nightmare Moon] A series of short stories about a filly Nightmare Moon, nicknamed Moonie, and her father figure/guardian Anonymous the human. by Eighth 75,043 words · 8,200 views · 947 likes · 34 dislikes
  • Hunger Pains There's more to the Changeling invasion than the ponies know. With this knowledge, you, Anonymous, will bring them to an age of prosperity. by Bolding 2,444 words · 5,134 views · 609 likes · 63 dislikes

Awesome People Who You should Worship

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You're all the reason I'm drunk.

Hi there, I'm anonpencil.

Well, let's start out on the right foot, shall we?

Let me just ask you: Why. The hell. Are you here.

Really. What are you even doing on my page? You read the warnings, you've seen my stories, you know that no good or personal growth can come from here. I can only conclude that there is something severely wrong with you for reading my work and checking out my page.  Seek help. I mean...I wrote all this, so there's something wrong with me too. I guess we're both terrible people.

I'm also drunk.

If I'm ever not drunk, you should be surprised and maybe distressed.

You should join me though. Drinks are best when shared. Especially if you're going to read my work.

And thanks for reading and stuff I guess.

You can read all my shit in full and unedited here:

Anonpencil's Pastebin

I am moderately sorry.



You guys wanted it, and I'm up for it. I already have an idea, who to write about, and it will, by nature, have to be bittersweet. Will probably have some brief, sweet/nice clop in it as well. And at my estimate? probably 6k words at least, if not more.

...And I will use someone besides Berry Punch OR Anon for this. I know precisely who.

Look for it next week.


Report anonpencil · 76 views · #story #romance #clop #soon

My Favorites

Serious Stories

  • When The Bough Breaks When tragedy strikes, everyone has a different way of reacting and dealing with their grief. But Cadance is all too aware that, as a princess, her duties must come before her own personal feelings of sadness. by anonpencil 9,622 words · 1,115 views · 68 likes · 5 dislikes
  • The Run You've been noticing a lingering shadow following you, and it's driving you to the brink of madness. It's almost like this strange being wants to remind you of something that you've worked hard to forget... by anonpencil 4,090 words · 2,405 views · 123 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Always Here After a long hard day of work, nothing feels quite as good as coming home, especially when you have a friend there waiting. But should staying at home really feel so... addictive? by anonpencil 2,719 words · 2,199 views · 196 likes · 10 dislikes

Newest things I am moderately sorry to have created

  • T My Dark Corners

    Everyone gets scared of the dark sometimes. For some, it's fear of the unknown, but for other people, it's something far more sinister that frightens them...  · anonpencil
    2,516 words · 327 views  ·  36  ·  2
  • T Rarity Makes You Beautiful

    When you're feeling a little ugly, who better to turn to than Rarity? She'll generously make you look your best... even if that means a few unexpected minor alterations.  · anonpencil
    3,531 words · 614 views  ·  71  ·  2
  • T I Don't Like Thing

    As you wander Ponyville, you can't help but notice all these poorly designed, poorly written, and completely annoying things that you don't like. Someone must be to blame for this! It's time to complain!  · anonpencil
    1,329 words · 733 views  ·  61  ·  7
  • T Always Here

    After a long hard day of work, nothing feels quite as good as coming home, especially when you have a friend there waiting. But should staying at home really feel so... addictive?  · anonpencil
    2,719 words · 2,199 views  ·  196  ·  10
  • T Mama Bird

    You've been a foalsitter before, but never for a pegasus! It shouldn't be all that different, right? And besides, even if you have troubles, you've got a friend who's sure to help out.  · anonpencil
    4,557 words · 1,020 views  ·  72  ·  9
  • E Open-Heart Operation

    Nurse Redheart really deserves a nice romantic date for such a special occasion. Too bad things aren't quite as perfect as planned.  · anonpencil
    7,289 words · 3,331 views  ·  280  ·  13

I helped write or edit this shit.

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#221 · 4d, 44m ago · · ·

>>2418564 I don't really, I was kidding <3

YOu know how much time that would take and all the ten minute emails I'd have to get?

#220 · 4d, 48m ago · · ·


Dude, don't make multiple accounts to upvote my stuff. Also, it's not released yet.

#219 · 4d, 57m ago · · ·

Mayn where is the other story you were talking about? I already have all fifty of my smurf accounts up and running ready to upvote this shit outa it and get it featured!! Cummon!!!! :raritydespair:

#217 · 2w, 6d ago · · ·

Thanks for the follow. May I ask, why?

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