[2nd-Person Fic starring you and Opalescence]

Life's tough for a stray. With all doors shut at your presence, you can only take what you can get. Which isn't much. If only there were some light at the end of the tunnel to help keep you going.

Perhaps that lovely Persian can change your views...

A/N: No. I don't know. And I'm not sorry. At all.

I wrote this at two in the morning. My friend was yelling at me the entire time.

...God. Why do I do this to myself.

This is pretty much a self-insert, mostly done for comedic purposes.
After a mishap with an invention of mine, a friend and I find ourselves in the magical land of Equestria. How will the peaceful land of Equestria handle the influx of two humans? Will Jay and I ever find a way back home? Will anyone give this story a fair shot? Read and find out.
Things that actually involve MLP:FiM begin in the second chapter.

After watching another majestic night, Twilight is told to make a wish because wishing on a star always grants wishes. She refuses. After all, it's only an old pony's tale. Climbing into bed, she has a strange dream, yet little does she know, dreams are the desires and wishes of the heart. Upon her waking, she may just find that the stars are rather lenient in their rules and methods.

New installments are on a weekly schedule. Updates most likely to take place on Friday/Saturday CT. Occasionally I may do a surprise Monday update as well. Until then! Ciao and enjoy!

It was a a beautiful night in Ponyville. Twilight and her best friends are out sky gazing when suddenly a mysterious craft crash-lands in the Everfree Forest. The six ponies rush in and discover a crippled Dalek. Unknowing of the Daleks's evil nature they take the Dalek under their wings. With more Daleks on the way, a mysterious evil fobs watch, and no Doctor in sight, can Equestria survive the invasion?

HELLO, COMMANDER.

In response to the Equine threat, this council of nations has chosen to activate the XCOM project.

We have located the alien's homeworld, known as 'Equestria'. Your mission is to travel there and murder everything you see. Your team has the best weapons, armour and training. Literally nothing can go wrong.

Operation: Exploding Face is underway!

Remember, we will be watching.

Rainbow Dash flies east.