//------------------------------// // Caan vs Rainbow Dash Round 3 // Story: The Dalek Invasion // by the ghost //------------------------------// Rainbow Dash stared at the scene before her in disbelief. Her new friend this "fanfiction writer" had been sitting right before her a few seconds ago had been killed by a dalek with a harpoon gun. She was struggling to comprehend what had just happened and just stared at the harpoon that was still embedded in the authors chest. "Take all the time you need, this has to be quite the shock." said Caan "Wait, that wasn't a joke chapter?" Rainbow Dash asked in surprise. "I thought for sure..." "Nope, we're still rolling full steam ahead baby, that bastard with the writers block is dead forever." "You... you killed the author! You bastard! How the hay can you hold a harpoon gun? You don't even have arms?" Rainbow Dash protested. Don't tell me you fired it with that plunger thing. "Tell me Rainbow Dash do you have any idea what its like being able to see the future?" "Errr, no?" "Let me tell you what its like. You see ever since the time war I've had visions into the future. Some may call it a gift, but I call it a curse. No matter how you struggle, no matter how hard you try to change something the ending turns out the same. The Doctor wins and the daleks are sent fleeing. Do you know how many different futures I've seen that idiot with a box stumble through time babbling nonsense? I've thought of everything to try to change the future, but to no avail, the writers are one step ahead of me." Caan turned to face Rainbow, his eye showing through a crack in his amor fixated on Rainbow Dash. "But guess what? Now I'm the writer of this story and the author is dead! No Dues Ex Machina is going to save the doctor or the heros of this story." "I'm not going to let you get away with this!" Rainbow Dash yelled charging the Dalek. Suddenly Pyramid Dash head swooped in and RKO'd Rainbow Dash slamming her body into the ground. "Guh, you again what the hell?" Dash yelled. Caan just laughed his insane crazy laugh. "Aahahaahhhaha, well if the author was still here, it'd be your dark side that you've been denying your entire life. You were supposted to accept her and use your dark side to kill me, but now that I'm in control, but now that I call the shots I can make her whoever the hell I want her to be heheehee." He scribbled something into the book. Pyramid Dash reached to pull off her mask to revel the face of... JOHN CENA "Come on? Seriously?" protested Dash. The disturbing John Cena Rainbow Dash hybrid creature was from the tail to the neck was Rainbow Dash, but instead of that familiar Rainbow Dash head, it was John Cena's that had been fused on. He stood in the classic John Cena fighting position ready to fight. Truly a monster worthy of Silent Hill. "You've got to be-" Rainbow Dash was sent flying by a punch delivered by Cena-Dash into a nearby factory window where she hit the ground hard "I have absolute control over this story now Dash, there's no use fighting anymore. I win." Caan took out a pen to write in his book Caan transforms into his final form and his Dalek casing began to change. It grew mechanical arms and leg as it changed from a normal golden dalek armor into a mechanical warrior. Rainbow Dash tried to charge him again, but Cena-Dash was too quick and got her into a head lock. Caan walked up to her and started punching her for a sold 20 seconds. Each punch made Rainbow Dash black out a little more until she blacked out defeated. "So this is it. I finally win." If daleks could smile he'd be beaming from ear to ear. His life goal was finally within his grasp, anything he set his mind to was his for the taking. He wrote in the book Rainbow Dash was no match for Caan, his future vision and complete control of the writing was too much for her to overcome. The rest of the ponies proved to be no match for vice captain Lez who took the planet in the name of the daleks, all the ponies were forced into slavery and spent the rest of their days mining the planet for rare ores. Zek the nightmare child and the Mistress were killed and the daleks won the Great Time War. The end. "What should I do with Rainbow Dash?" John Cena Dash asked "Throw her into the vat of paint or something." Cena-Dash threw Rainbow Dash into the vat of paint and slowly watched as she slowly sank deeper and deeper. The last bit of her hair disappeared under the red goo. "So long, Rainbow Dash, its been fun." Caan said starting to walk away. *** "They're coming over the walls! We are so bucked!" said Twilight panicking. "What are we going to do what are we going to do what are we going to do?" "The purple horse will relax." said Zek. "Relax? How can I relax? They are going to enslave us all?" said Twilight. "The purple Horse WILL relax." repeated Zek. "I know we'll do a counter attack! That should-" "That will just result in casualties. Order the ponies to retreat the the castle, I will solve this when they get there." "How exactly are you going to solve it?" Questioned Twilight. Suddenly a group of daleks appeared around the corner. "EXTERMINATE!" "I am commander Zek, you will stand down! OBEY OBEY!" The daleks looked at their commander suspiciously. "WE ARE UNDER ORDERS OF VICE COMMANDER LEZ TO CAPTURE OR EX-TER-MIN-ATE ALL PONIES ON SIGHT!" "I am dalek Lez's superior officer, my orders outrank his, you will stand down. OBEY, OBEY, OBEY!" "UNDERSTOOD." said the dalek. Zek booted up his radio. "All daleks are to stand down, I repeat all Daleks are to stand down or face extermination!" ordered Zek on all available frequencies. All over canterlot the daleks stopped what they were doing confused as to why they were ordered to stop the extermination. "I know you can hear me Lez. Meet me inside the castle for ne-gat-ions." said Zek. "YOU ARE A TRAITOR TO THE DALEKS, I YOU HAVE NO RANK. EXTERMINATE HIM!" Lez screamed through the radio. "Negative, you are the traitor to the daleks, disobeying my orders is mutiny punishable by extermination." Zek said in retaliation. The radio was quite for a while considering this. You could almost feel his hatred for Zek pouring through the static of the radio. "USING MEASURE GAMA-4345, BY MY VICE CAPTION AUTHORITY I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL FOR COMMAND OF THIS FLEET." "I accept." Zek said. "Meet me inside the castle at 00:00." Zek turned off his radio. "Do you really think you can't take him now? Last time you tried to duel Lez, he kinda, you know killed you." Twilight asked. "I have bought us an hour." Zek told Twilight. "We must come up with a plan in the mean time."