Guess What's on Its Way
Equestria? Running smoothly.
International politics? Easy going.
State of the kingdom? Boring.
As much as Princess Celestia enjoyed the peace and quiet, she was beginning to miss the noise she had acclimated to, ten years ago. An entire decade, time had seemingly slipped away from the immortal. Had it really been that long? Even as she gazed into her sister's night sky, the alicorn began to wonder if the universe was just pretending to be at ease to lull her into a false sense of security. In reality, she knew only Discord could pose a threat at this point, and he was completely reformed now. Well, more or less.
Adventure. The word just seemed to call to her, like a chilling breeze slicing through the heaviest of coats, but just as similar to a warm hearth. The regent huffed, fogging her window for the briefest of moments. Non, she couldn't just go and have an adventure, not now, not when Equestria was vulnerable to outside attack. Honestly, her ponies had grown complacent in the peace, lacking even the occasional rampaging monster that had once been an almost weekly occurrence. Really, all it would take was Spike becoming greedy for a day to whip everypony back into shape. Sadly, that was easier said than done, given his disciplined nature these days.
A shooting star arced across the night sky, and Celestia briefly entertained making a wish. She found the tradition ridiculous, knowing the true reason the specks of light fell from the canvas that was the sky. The common pony even knew this, that gravity pulled rocks from space, yet the superstition that wishing on a shooting star would ensure it came true persisted. But, even with her knowledge firm in hoof, a small part of her wanted to, just to feel like a filly again. A chuckle drew the diarch from her thoughts, its source surely the only being capable of going where he pleased in the palace.
“Princess,” Discord practically purred, obviously enjoying the fact he startled the immortal. The draconequus was perfectly aware of what the regent had been “You know as well as I that you should be careful what you wish for.”
“Oh, what's the harm in entertaining a few playful thoughts at this hour?” The alabaster alicorn was feeling tired, and truly saw no problem in making the tiny request to reality. Equestria, and the planet of Equus in general, was a bit of a cosmic dumping ground for the multiverse. Things, little odds and ends, ended up on the world, and often in the kingdom's borders. There was even a tank in Ponyville at the moment, and that was far from the strangest thing to randomly appear.
“I recall a number of insidious villains, conniving thieves, and grim assassins.” The mismatched male cocked his head to the side, blowing a small bubble as he spoke. He wasn't chewing gum; it was just something he did.
“You aren't seriously suggesting adventure is going to fall from the sky, are you?” Celestia asked, skeptical.
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The sequel's title isn't punny...
squeequill?
*squees*
)))) YAY!!
all right! ... is it another human?
2343034 Will adventure come to Equestria? Or will Equestria go to adventure?
2343054 wow... that is... hmmm
"I Blame You, Too"?!
"...."
Certain comedic hell will fall upon Equestria...or some other sorry dimensional plane.
I thought the blame was on Chaos.
PRAISE GOD ALMIGHTY, HALLELUJAH~! :D
The next main character must be a cat.
That was very clever title. I like it. I can't wait.
Now this would be interesting
*drops dead on the floor*
Honestly, I'm a little iffy on this.
Whether it's that you want to continue the story or you're pleasing fans, I respect your choice.
But, well, I feel the story doesn't really need continuation.
Needs more russians.
2343496 I AGREE WITH THIS POST!
EEYES!!!
Why isn't there an excited big mac emote?
... This is gonna be good.
I may have shat myself in excitement.
While reading this, the Doctor Who theme was playing. Both in my head and in the background. So what is coming. *puts on pondering face*...Are you pregnant?
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your are killing me here you monster 
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS....
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Indeed, with High Velocity Sniper Scythes, Revolver Spell Rapiers, Katana Rifle Sheaths, Ribbon Daggers, and Dual Wielding Sword and Sharpened Sheaths, it's practically a World of Badass.
Right. 40k crossover. good.
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It scares me how I've been on this site long enough to have a year old comment. I stopped watching this story forever ago.
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Shit, now I have to re-download eat.exe for like the sixth time.
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A long time ago, in a galaxy pretty close by, actually, there was this guy named Chuck Baleigh.
Nobody gives a shit about the beginning of the story. Let's skip right to the important part.
Chuck once owned a yacht, and it was called the S.S. Obvious. Chuck, when sailing on it, decreed himself "Captain Obvious".
The title stuck with him though, as people noted his tendency to point out the obvious.
Of course, when people reminded him of this, he would get angry, and slap them with his cock.
So from that point on, people knew not to remind Chuck of his tendency to point out the obvious, lest they wanted a face-full of phallus.
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Guys, you can stop messaging my year old comment now.
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Sorry...
But it's so much fun!
Like revisiting old times!
(Even though I dont know you)
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Yeah, I guess. Speaking of old times, my oldest favorite fanfiction(Relative to me) was Mystery of a New World, and it STILL updates with amazing chapters.
Falling from the sky? Well Master chief appears along side a team of ODSTs and Commander Shepard
does any one know were i can find a fanfic reading of this?
3132526 there isn't one
3132850 well i guess ill be the first to make a reading. and its one of my favorite fics too.
I will just say this now. I've been searching for this story now for TWO. FUCKING. MONTHS.
This fucking thing got me into HiE stories, Warhammer 40K, and several other things and the only identifiable parts of it I could remember were a few one-liners. Hell, I forgot half of what I read and both the humans' names!
And now I'm going to spend the rest of the night re-reading it. Cheers, mate.
3500102 I don't like it, either.
3807046 I always thought they would be at chest height.
4541668 Okay, in Skyrim, when you're in the Mythic Dawn museum in Dawnstar, there's a page of the Mysterium Xarxes in a display case. If you open the case and hit the page with a melee weapon, it turns into a bucket.
4597517 I'm aware. It was a joke.
Well. That was interesting. Onto the second!
It's time for my overall review of this story...
Ahem! *Laughs until I pass out*
-Hours later-
Okay, now that I'm conscious...
The storyline: Great, though confusing at times
Spelling & Grammar: Decent, but there were numerous words that didn't fit with the sentences they were in.
Comedic value: Look back at the top of this comment.
I'm lazy, that's all I'm writing.
Now... I'm off to read the sequel, the wonderful sequel of this!
5721322 Hugo Boss made a stunning uniform.
Dammit, Sunbutt, remember about Murphy!
I find a story called "I Blame You" and click on it.
Sequels: I Blame You Too
hey, don't let Murphy see the chapter one name because we all know his law.
Disinterested tone
Sigh
anything that can go wrong will go wrong.