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// "Pinkie Pie isn't the only one who can break the fourth wall" OR "stupid author, stop being lazy!" 
// Story: The Aperture in my Heart 
// by matrixjorel 
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	The mane six sat in the grove of trees for what felt like 4 months now.  For some reason, everything for them stopped, as if their lives were a book of a movie and someone had pushed a all-powerful pause button and forgot how to press play.  Wheatley came out of the bushes and trees and talked to the mares, apologized for what he was doing, and they all became good friends.  Somewhere in those months of waiting, Nightmare Moon released Celestia for a bit and they went to the local Starbucks for some iced mochas.  
After four months, Twilight groaned loudly.  "Okay, this is bucking ridiculous! HEY, DANIEL!  WAKE UP!"
A voice came from the sky, seeming to be in the very air around the ponies.  "I'm sorry, i'm trying to write up the last chapter, i've just been really busy..."
"Really busy for FOUR MONTHS?"
"Yeah partner, you have fans and readers waitin' for this story to end!" added Applejack.
"Totally uncool." Rainbow Dash added.
"Umm... i don't mind waiting, at least there's no monsters and scary things we have to deal with..."
"Not helping Fluttershy!" Rainbow called back.
"Look, i've just been busy, and... umm... writers block... and camping... family trip... i'm dead?"
"LAME."
Twilight sighed.  "I'm not saying I hate you for leaving us here in the Everfree Forest for four months.  I'm just telling you to get your SORRY FLANK INTO YOUR CHAIR AND START WRITING!"
"I'm sorry, i'm sorry!"  The voice faded to the sound of a keyboard being tapped furiously.
"That's better."  Twilight walked back to her friends and waited for the story to unfold.




Now, this was obviously a non-canon chapter of my story, but I have stayed up all night working on the last chapter, and I honestly will put it up ASAP.  I'm sorry for the wait, as Twilight said, NO EXCUSES!  So, here's to caffeine!