The Dalek Invasion

by the ghost

Q&A Two

Q&A 2

Warning: things in this chapter should not be considered part of cannon… unless I’m just messing with you and it really is cannon. In which case ignore the warning.

Pinkie Pie, Zek, and Caan sat behind the ruined counter of Sugar Cube Corner. The room had been wrecked, and all sorts of garbage and debris had been scattered about the room, because of the Dalek Invasion, but three out of four walls still stood.
“Hello and welcome everypony to the second question and answer session. I’m your host Pinkie Pie and these are my Dalek friends Zek and Caan. Say hello to the audience you two.”
“What audience is she referring too?” Asked Zek confused.
“Don’t worry about it Zek, just go with the flow.” Said Caan. “Hello everypony!”
Zek stared at the wall of Sugar Cube Corner. There was clearly no pony watching them
“Errrr. Hello?” Zek felt like an idiot talking to the wall.
“No Zek, you’re facing the wrong way. Face towards this wall, not that wall.” Pinkie Pie changed the Zek’s direction towards the forth wall of sugar Cube Corner. The wall that had been damaged badly in the invasion of Ponyville. Zek still didn’t see anyone.
“This wall is in disrepair.” Said Zek.
“I know, it’s so easy to break it nowadays.” Said Pinkie Pie. “Anyway I’m here with Zek and Caan and we’ll be answering your questions. We have some very special guests invited too, but they haven’t arrive yet so for now it’s just us.”
“Wait, what guest? Who did you invite?” Asked Zek.
“Oh it’s a surprise silly willy.” Said Pinkie.
How had Zek gotten himself into this? One minute he was a pony about to walkthrough Silent Hill’s the Lakeside Amusement Park. The next moment he was pretending to be a talk show host for an imaginary audience as a normal Dalek. When he had tried to ask pinkie what happened she gave him the “my lips are sealed treatment.”
“Ok first question.” Said Pinkie Pie.

Nightingalehound asked, ‘but who's birthday is it truly??’ I sense a secret there. *taps nose, thinking intensely about what it may be.*
Caan would you like to answer this one, clearly, with no mumbo jumbo?
“I’ll give it a try. Its Rainbow Dash’s birthday. Not literally but mentally. Today she will be reborn as either a killer queen or a helpless victim and it all depends on how she handles her fight with me. It’s also Heather’s birthday.

“Well happy birthday Heather.” Said Pinkie. “Next question.”
csabijoo asked: “oh now what is pinkie the doctor? or not .”
“I’ll answer this one because I’m Pinkie Pie. No, I’m not the Doctor at least I don’t think I am. I just found out that I’m actually sompony called “The Master.” I don’t know much about him, but he seems all right. He told me joke this one time. It’s a doozy you want to hear it?”
“Sure why not? It’s not like we got anything better to do.” Said Zek.
“Ok the joke goes like this.
So some guy asks this other guy “Hey what’s that you’re wearing?”
The other guy says. “It’s a gas mask.”
“A what?”
“A gas mask.”
“Yes but why are you wearing it.”
“Oh because of the gas!” Ha ha ha isn’t that a good one?” Laughed Pinkie Pie.
Caan joined in the laugh.

Zek was a little bit creeped out by their laugher.

“I don’t get it.” Said Zek.
Pinkie stopped laughing. “Yeah me neither, but trust me it’s funny he laughed about it for about ten whole minutes. And you know how laugher is. If one pony starts laughing then you just got to join in. You know what I mean?”
“No. I have never laughed… ever.” Said Zek.
“You need to get out more Zek. Anyway next question. This one is anonymous. ‘Dear Pinkie Pie how are you holding up knowing that you’re not even a real pony just a fabrication that’s completely worthless to everyone?’” Pinkie’s eye twitched.
“I’m dealing with it fine actually. Just fine. No sweat, no problem with that. Why do you care anyway? Nopony cares about an imaginary pony anyway right? The only thing I can hope to do is make you real ponies smile.” Pinkie Pie put on a forced grin that looked downright unnatural.
“Pinkie are you sure you’re alright?” Asked Zek concerned about his friend.
“It doesn’t matter if I’m ‘fine’, I’m not real anyway!” Snapped Pinkie Pie.
Zek didn’t know what to say to calm her down. But then he heard a sound that would have sent shivers down his spine if he had one. The sound of an ax bringing dragged across the pavement.
“I think we should leave here. NOW!” Said Zek.
“Oh Zek don’t be silly that’s just our next guest arriving a little late.” Said Pinkie Pie completely relaxed.
Zek heard the ax screech up to the front door. All was silent for a second and then. BANG the door was cut off its hinges by the Pyramid Headed Pony.
“Why? Why would you invite him? EXPLAIN! EXPLAIN!” Asked Zek panicking.
“He seemed nice enough when I called him on the phone. So I invited him to come answer questions.” Said Pinkie Pie innocently.
“HE CAN NOT EVEN TALK!” Said Zek.

The Pyramid Pegasus walked up to where they were sitting, put down a towel, so that he wouldn’t get the seat soaked with blood from his dress, and took a seat next to Zek.
Zek was frozen in fear, but Pinkie Pie and Caan seemed completely relaxed.
“Thank you for joining us triangle pony guy, it’s great to have you on the show.” The Pyramid Pony just simply nodded his head.
“Ok next question, let’s see here… oh here’s one. libertyjim asked 'Holy shit Zek what's going on?' Zek I think this one is for you." Said Pinkie Pie.
“O-ok.” said Zek still uncomfortable sitting next to Pyramid Head.
“Let me start from the beginning. I was piloting my Dalek spaceship when the Doctor destroyed Gallifray, his own home planet, in an attempt to destroy the Daleks with it. I escaped and he chased me in his TARDIS and destroyed my ship with bombs he set earlier. He was forced to regenerate and no one knows what happened to him. The explosion forced me to crash in Equestria. When I awoke these ponies were walking around my ship I attacked them, but they captured me. The Dalek Supreme ordered me to destroy the Elements of Harmony. I did this by pretending to be a friendly creature interested in studying them.”
“He learned lessons about friendship along the way.” Added Pinkie Pie.
Zek ignored Pinkie. “After destroying the Elements of Harmony I led an attack on ponyville which we conquered…”
“But he did a switcheroo so that all the Dalek guns would teleport anypony they hit to Zek’s spaceship.” Said Pinkie Pie. The others came to back to ponyville to find the doctor, but Time Turner wasn’t the Doctor, so after we recued Rarity we went back to Canterlot.”
“Meanwhile,” Said Zek. “Lez had the idea to go through the Everfree forest with half our troops. I tried to warn him, but he went anyway. Five thousand Daleks died in the forest due to some creature known as the Slender Mane. But Lez survived somehow, although he had… changed. Caan went to the weather factory to destroy the weather clouds that were decimating my troops. And he managed to take it over somehow using something called Dalek Tai-Justu.”
“Ju-Jitsu.” Corrected Caan.
“Then us and Zek reunited outside of Canterlot.” Said Pinkie Pie. “He removed Rarity from her mind control helmet, but then Lez showed up. He was going to kill us, but then Zek killed him instead. Although somehow he’s alive again. Zek, horrified by the fact that he betrayed the Daleks, tried to kill himself, but for some strange reason he was transported to some strange place called Silent Hill. And that’s where Pyramid Pony comes, in care to elaborate on this Pyramid Pony?

The Pyramid pony let out a moan that sounding like a pegasus who had their wings torn off.

“That was a good try.” Said Pinkie Pie encouragingly. “Anyway while Zek was in Silent Hill, Rainbow Dash went to fight Caan.
Rainbow Dash and I have been fighting through different worlds thanks to my temporal shifts. It’s been pretty fun so far.”
“That sounds pretty fun.” Said Pinkie Pie. “While that was happening Princess Celestia took Fluttershy somewhere and I discovered the truth about myself.” Pinkie’s eye twitched again. “It turns out I’m a Time Lord known as The Master. He became me by using a device called a Chameleon Arch, a device a Time Lord uses to alter his or her biology. He seems like a nice guy so I’m going to throw him a party and after the party, if Rainbow Dash hasn’t come back with the clouds, I’m going to open the watch and become him. Don’t tell anypony though, because it’s a secret.”
“Next question. Brony1997 asked ‘Will Zek keep his pony body?? Well Zek, will you?”
“I hope not. Hopefully I am a pony just in Silent Hill, no offence but walking is hard work.”

“None taken. Ok next question this one is also from libertyjim 'Do you like a curry and a Lager? 'Cause if you do then we're gonna have a good Saturday night.'
“Daleks do not have Lager or curry, so I do not know what they are.” Said Zek.
Pinkie Pie gasped. “You’ve never had a Lager before, huh? We need to fix that.” Pinkie Pie started to drag Zek across the room.
“Where are we going? What are you doing SPOP! STOP!” Said Zek.
“Don’t be such a baby Zek. You need to try new things.” Said Pinkie.
“Wait is Lager alcoholic? I am not yet twenty one!” Protested Zek.
Pinkie Pie dragged Zek out of sugar cube corner presumably to find some curry in Lager.
Caan looked at The Pyramid Pony.
“It’s all you now.”
Caan followed Zek and Pinkie. This left, The Pyramid Head Pegasus in the room alone. He sat there for a good minute waiting for Zek to leave.

He turned his Pyramid shaped head to the right. Nopony over there. He turned his head to the left. No pony over there either. Seeing that nopony was around he reached to the back of his head. He slowly unscrewed the bolts that attached the Pyramid shaped helmet to the back of his neck. He looked around the room one more time before he took the helmet off. It fell to the floor like a heavy weight.
“Phew, it feels good to get that off. I can hardly breath in that thing.”
Long hair fell down onto her face. Wait… her… THE PYRAMID PONY IS A GIRL!?!

“Um, hello?” Said the pegasus; she had a strangely soothing voice. “Um… my name is Pyramidshy and Pinkie Pie invited me to answer some questions.” Pyramidshy blushed.
“Oh my, I feel kind of naked without my helmet. I guess I have to pick a question now don’t I?” She reached in to a jar of questions and picked one. “Ok this looks like a good one. ‘I feel stupid because I don’t know much about Silent Hill.’ Well, Silent Hill is a vacation spot in Maine that people go to relax and forget their troubles. To most people it seems like a normal town even though it’s a little bit foggy. To people with traumatic pasts however, the town manifests the inner demons in the form of monsters. the monsters look different to everyone. they could be a simple bully laughing at you or they could be a monster with an ax. The town can take three forms either normal, this is where everyone who is not mentally disturbed resides, the fog town, everyone who is not mentally disturbed disappears and the town appears to be abandoned and run down, monsters begin to appear but they are weak, and third the Other World, this world differs depending on the person's mind, for Zek it's full of garbage because he thinks of himself like trash. the monsters are the strongest in this world. Hopefully by forcing them to face their subconscious they can heal as a person. Or they can be driven to suicide. Either one of the two.
Ok that wasn’t so hard. How about this next one. The Ghost asked ‘THE PYRAMID PONY IS A GIRL!?!”
Pyramidshy sighed, “Just because you see one male Pyramid Head you think that I’m always a girl? That’s sexist. I mean look at this dress.” She points at her blood stained skirt. “Would a guy wear this? My gender depends on the mental state of whomever I’m trying to punish. Zek just happens to be more unsettled by girls then guys.”

‘“Why is this Pyramid Pony so friendly? The Pyramid Head that was chasing James Sunderland around was a rapist and a murder. Why is this Pyramid pony so different?’
“Oh yeah I remember that… it was not one of my favorite incarnations of myself. You see a Pyramid Head only appear when the person or in this case Dalek enters Silent Hill want’s to be punished for what they have done. James was uh… sexily frustrated in addition to wanting to be punished. He also feared his own masculine oppression. So I was a little bit uhhh… horny back then… but Zek is a Dalek and as a Dalek he has no sex drive, therefor I’m not going to be doing any rapes. He still wants to be punished, but his fears and crimes are a little different then James’s. Basically I’m different for everyone. I hope that makes sense.”
‘I see there are five other Pyramid Headed Ponies, what are their names? And what do they represent.’
“Well there’s me Pyramidshy The Kind Executioner, Pyramid Dash The Razor, Rhomity the Pure Impaler, Pyramid Sparkle The Shining Sword, Pyramidjack The Strangler, And last but not least Pyramid Pie The Playful Assassin. That all of us, well except for that other one, but he’s not completely formed so he probably won’t meet him. We all represent something deep within Zek’s subconscious. But we can’t tell you what yet.” There was a noise coming from the front of the house.
“Oh, dear I hear them coming back!” Pyramidshy struggling to put her helmet on. “See you guys in a few.”
Pinkie Pie dragged an intoxicated Zek into Sugar Cube Corner.
“I can’t believe that you got this drunk from just one sip of Lager.”
“No no I swear to drunk I’m not Celestia.” Slurred the drunk Dalek.
Pinkie Pie sighed. “To answer libertyjim’s question, I do not recommend drinking with a Dalek. They have no livers so they can’t filter the alcohol out of their systems. He nearly lost control his lazar on the way back here, he nearly fried Berry Punch. He can’t even move in a strait line.”
“Nooo that is not true I am fine. It’s on for Saturday libertyjim!” Said Zek as he drove right into a wall.
“I meant to do that…” Said Zek.
Sure you did. Ok next question: Is 'The Ghost' a character? If so then I want to ask 'Are you going to include a lot more crossovers in this?'
“I’ve never heard of anypony called the ghos—“

Pinkie Pie stopped midsentence Time had suddenly come to a stop. The ghost entered sugar cube corner. He was human tall, about six foot four, and his body was scrawny, but well conditioned from years of playing football. He had hazel eyes and brown hair.
“Hello I’m the author of this story known as the ghost. As you can see I’m not really a ghost, that’s just a nickname I got for three reasons. Firstly because my name is Casper. Secondly I get through the offensive line like I’m a ghost and thirdly I love creepy pasta. I’m sorry about all the cross overs, I went a little overboard. I was going to do --another where they go to the world of portal, but now I realize I need to be more conservative with them. The only important one is the Silent Hill and Rainbow Factory. And rainbow factory because my next story is going to be about Doctor Who V.S. the Rainbow Factory. This story kinda sets it up. I will now return you to your regular scheduled program." Time begins acting normally again.
“—st have you Caan?”
“Yeah he’s a weird one.” Said Caan. “And about the crossovers… well I was going to visit my ex girlfriend, but if you guys don’t want anymore dimension I guess so I guess I’ll post pone that visit.”
“Aw I wanted to meet your girlfriend Caan.” Said Pinkie Pie
“Trust me you do not. Anyway it’s time for the final question. And it comes from Changeling17 ‘Here's a question. What the buck is going on?’ ‘ How did I come from a normal Dalek invasion to this shit storm with Silent Hill, and Skyrim?’ Caan thought about this a second and then began to sing his answer.

HEHEHEEHHE!” Caan went into maniacal laugher.

Pyramidshy, Zek and Pinkie stared at Caan. All three thinking the same thing. That Caan had finally lost his mind.

“That was, uh… nice Caan?” Said Pinkie Pie. “But seriously if you guys don’t want any more crossovers then we’ll stop with them. But if you guys want to meet Caan’s “ ex-girlfriend just let us know.”
“Please don’t I don’t really want to see her.” Said Caan.
“Well that just wraps it all up.” Said Pinkie Pie. We hope you’ve enjoyed the show.
“Uggg well that was fun, but now I feel a little sleepy.” Said Zek as he passed out. Prymidshy and Pinkie Pie stared at Zek.
“I wonder if Zek noticed he was still in Silent Hill.” Said Caan.
“Of course he didn’t. My acting was perfect.” Said Pinkie Pie. It’s so easy to act like the pony I’m modeled on. It was nice to get to know Zek and have a little break from chasing him around.” Pyramidshy nodded her head in agreement. “Well time to get back to work.” She said. Zek had changed back into a pony. Had he even changed back to a Dalek in the first place?
“I’ll put him back where I found him. Right in front of the amusement park. This was fun and all, but not as fun as chasing him around the amusement park with a loaded gun is going to be.” With a smile “?Pinkie Pie?” Picked up Zek put her helmet back on and walked out into he fog of Silent Hill…”

Queen Harmony’s silent hill notes:
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I’ve lost count of how many entries I’ve made
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Two pyramid headed ponies and what looks to be a Dalek, have captured Zek. I fear the worst.
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Are they… Doing a talk show with him? This is getting weirder and weirder…