1. Member Since 22nd May, 2012
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I write terrible fan fiction and I'm generally a terrible person; you only think I'm joking...

Things You Should Read. Now.

  • T Beyond the Vale

    Canterlot Castle: a place of wonders and revelations, countless advances having been made within its sturdy walls. However, what should have been a great leap forward has instead flung a pony into the unknown...  · Slip Kid
    12,273 words · 600 views  ·  42  ·  3
  • T Over The Mountains and Through The Mist

    Ancient beliefs are being driven out and a war is on the horizon for the griffons; only one clan stands for the Old Ways, but the old must always be replaced by the new...  · Slip Kid
    5,614 words · 367 views  ·  36  ·  0 · gore
  • T Do Ponies Dream of Pink Sheep?

    Pinkie Pie is having a good day; the sun is shining and the skies are clear. Why, then, does she feel like something is wrong?  · Slip Kid
    3,755 words · 987 views  ·  73  ·  3

It's been a while · 9:46pm

Hey there folks, I'm probably not gonna be making too many appearances for the foreseeable future cus I have completely lost interest in mlp

So see you guys around

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My life is like an answer to a question never asked, which is somehow better than a question without an answer but worse than a question answered but then the answer being forgotten to the dusty cracks in our collective memory. I am a walking contradiction, and I implore you to strike me down however you see fit should you ever encounter me (woe betide those who do).

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#486 · 75w, 1d ago · · ·

Thank you for the fav on Friendship is Grievous! I'd appreciate it if you'd leave me a like and some feedback in the comments!

#485 · 78w, 5h ago · · ·


Pity, then the both of you could wonder at my splendiferous meat mast together.  I shall cockslap you and slap you with my cock to claim you as my property, then the real fun begins...

#484 · 78w, 20h ago · · ·


Bitch, you'll be the King of Queens afterwards.  Kevin James will not be involved, however.

#483 · 78w, 22h ago · · ·


You will prostrate yourself before my steely rod in abject awe. Then I'm afraid you'll have to be the Queen of Fuck, because the King's already in the building

#482 · 78w, 1d ago · · ·


Whip out the lil' guy out and compare it to mine...then...then we'll see who the King of Fuck really is.

#481 · 78w, 2d ago · · ·


I'll assume all your holes were properly lubricated and tenderised before you entered my glorious territory

If not then pray to your heathen gods for salvation, the fuckening is at hand

#480 · 78w, 3d ago · · ·

I'm on your user page again.  An' you can't do shit about it.

#479 · 106w, 9h ago · · ·


... I'm scared

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