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Read It Someday (Maybe) 46 stories
  • Read It Someday (Maybe) 46 stories For all of those stories that just didn't interest me enough to drop what I was doing at the time and read. Now they've been forever banished to bowels of this bookshelf, unlikely to see the light of day again unless I somehow stumble across them and notice the bookmark.
    Created by Punk
    - June, 2018
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  • Read It Someday (Maybe) 46 stories For all of those stories that just didn't interest me enough to drop what I was doing at the time and read. Now they've been forever banished to bowels of this bookshelf, unlikely to see the light of day again unless I somehow stumble across them and notice the bookmark.

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When Twilight Sparkle's life grew more full of accolades, it grew more full of demands. First, she became Twilight Sparkle, the element of Magic; then she became Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship. Then the savior of two universes, then the rejuvenator of the Tree of Harmony, then owner of the Castle of Friendship. The Redeemer of Starlight Glimmer, the aunt of the world's most powerful alicorn, the headmistress of the School of Friendship. So it went.

And at the end of it all, she realized that Twilight Sparkle didn't really exist anymore - all that was left of her was a series of titles, awards and obligations, and the pony that held it all together was little more than a puppet to the demands of the world around her.

And when she understood that Twilight Sparkle was as good as gone, a second option opened itself up to her: if she could unfetter herself from the glory she had worked all her life to obtain, would Twilight Sparkle exist again - not as a name attached to a role, but a pony with her own hopes, dreams and desires?

And if she did, what would come next?



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A brief story about time, reality, pseudophilosophy, self-actualization and surprisingly tasty desserts.

Cover art by KzKsM.

Part of the Re- 'Verse.

Thanks to Wanderer D, Flashgen and Door Belle for their help proofreading, editing and offering advice.



And, more than anything else, my immense thanks to GaPJaxie for inspiring, reviewing and talking to me about this story. Without him, it literally would not exist.

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For most ponies the day they get their cutie mark is the day everything changes. That was especially true for Twilight Sparkle, as the day she got her cutie mark was also the day Princess Celestia took her on as a student, she gained a new little brother and started on the road to her future.

It was also the day she became a dragon.

Custom cover artwork by Elza Fox
Editing and so much more by Klamnei

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A human wakes up in the everfree before the events of nightmare moon. Or adult Luna and Celestia. Oh, and heā€™s a bird. A magical bird, but still a bird.

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Banished to another reality by a vengeful Starlight Glimmer. Twilight ends up in a near copy paste version of the Equestria that she knows and lovesā€¦with one small difference, she doesnā€™t exist. Twilight played a huge role back in her Equestria. So what would happen to an Equestria that ended up losing its saviour years ago?

Attempting to figure out what makes this reality different from the one she was born in and what happened to the original Twilight Sparkle. Twilight tries to reunite with those that she was closest to and find a way to replicate Starlightā€™s spell to return back home. However things wonā€™t be as easy as she had originally thought.

Though after spending time in this version of Equestria, making friendships and finding love. Will she really want to go back?


Note: More tags will be added later throughout the story when required. If a tag should be there though isnā€™t, please comment or DM and I will rectify this mistake.

Proofreader: Rainbow Sunbeam (chapter 5 only)

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Mark Wells was a klutz, but even he could not imagine stumbling into a mirror that he had just bought at an antique store and ending up in a world of colorful equines, not to mention gaining hooves and wings at the same time. And whoever heard of green fur on a horse? Perhaps the great and powerful Princess that the guard was taking him to would have some answers because he sure didn't!

An alternative version of canon events with humorous twists. Written in collaboration with Airy Words.

Cover art by Mix-up and their DeviantArt account is Amalgamzaku.

Book One: Chapters 1ā€“33
Book Two: "Further Off The Mark": Chapters 34ā€“69
Book Three: "On The Mark": Chapters 70ā€“100

Sex tag added as of chapter 32 but it's mostly due to talk. Actual sex takes place "off camera".

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In a world where ponies and humans coexist in what can hardly be classified as harmony, Canterlot's daily regime is interrupted when one of these controversial creatures falls out of the sky and, to his surprise, doesn't die. This man seems to be the same as the rest, and calls himself "George Trestale". However, through a complete accident, George discovers he's developed magical abilities far beyond anything he could imagine. Unfortunately for him, almost none of them work correctly, and on top of that, he has no idea who he is or where he came from.

Thinking himself to be a god, and wanted by Celestia on the sole pretense of being human, our main character is tasked with running from the authorities, finding out what sort of power he's supposed to have, and most importantly, discovering who on earth he even is. Such begins the story of George Trestale, the unluckiest "god" in Equestria.

Rated Teen for some violence and language.

~ Edit From the Future! ~
This was my first remotely successful story, and as a result it's not exactly all that good, nor is it representative of my current writing ability. You can of course read it if you want, just expect things to be somewhat sloppily executed.

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This story takes place during Season 5 of the show.


Out of everypony in Equestria, few have a life as mundane as Guy Pony, a window-washing earth pony with no dreams or aspirations whatsoever. Among his job, his friends, and his life alone, Guy's only area of notable interest lies with the adventures of Twilight Sparkle and her five friends.

Inspired by their heroics in saving Equestria time and time again, Guy eventually decides to take a break from his mundane life and have some fun for once. What better way to do that than by introducing himself as a villain and antagonizing Twilight and Co. to no end?

Turns out, there are a lot of better ways than that, especially when he has little to no knowledge of what being a villain actually entails. But, well, that's what he's going with.

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There's a new stallion in town. A new stallion who won't stop staring at Applejack's rear.

She has some opinions about that.


Sex jokes abound, but no actual sex.

Now with a Spanish translation: https://www.deviantart.com/spaniard-kiwi/art/El-culo-de-Applejack-923171828

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Shining Armor went on a secret mission without alerting Celestia and Luna to this act. Now he's come back, and what he brought with him is beyond Cadance's comprehension. Desperate to save her ill husband but terrified of how her aunts will react, Cadance calls upon the one individual whose magic might be able to fix this.

But when dealing with the latent power of Grogar, even Discord may be hesitant.


The first in a new collection of Them tales. This one will be different from its predecessors due to my very different intentions with it.

The Them Series
Chronologically from Top to Bottom:
Origin of Them
Feed Them
Entertain Them
Hunt Them
Becoming Them
Guide Them


Cover art by Glukoloff.

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Black water runs in the veins of all life here on the Isle. The trees drink it up from the deepest wells of the earth, and in turn, all life graze on their sap. But the special ones, the kith, they are revered. Black-barked trees as hard as steel, their sap gives more than life; they give magic.

Every pony on the Isle made from something that should be dead. To the north, the Waterforms have their kingdom on a lake. Rich groves of kith are guarded by their Cultivators. The same to the south, where a vast desert land is ruled by Sandmolds, whose lords are ever anxious about their lands becoming too dry for their kith.

Times of strife sit on the horizon now. Smaller clans have already rebelled against the major kingdoms as their own kith groves run dry. Black water rivers become the site of vicious skirmishes as kingdoms struggle to maintain the order of the Isles.

It is the toughest change for the young. Generations have lived never knowing war. At least that is how it is in the kingdoms. Now the desperate are knocking on the gates demanding life. Will future generations be able to give a little of their future for this request? Or will death be the only thing left outside the kingdoms on the Island of Magic?

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