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Stalin with Da Spoon


Greetings, I am comrade Stalin, a man with swag and a giant spoon who smokes weed, here to make fan-fictions like dumb shitposts, random crossovers, and references. Enjoy the show, and stay swaggy.

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Now available in print format, thanks to our Kickstarter supporters!

It turns out that the magical land of Equestria is not a flat plane covered by a bowl of stars after all. This is big news to Queen Chrysalis. If the moon is actually a place, then she can travel there, claim its magical energies, and finally get revenge on Celestia, Twilight Sparkle, and everypony else.

Of course, there are problems. One problem is that everypony else is also rushing to get into space. Another problem is that Chrysalis really has no idea how to do it. Fortunately a certain earth pony with a taste for cherries is willing to help... provided she gets to fly the ship, and provided Chrysalis keeps the space program honest and open and legal.

Together, Chrysalis, Cherry Berry, and a horde of brave-but-dumb changelings will make world history... or, more likely, they'll make a lot of really big explosions.

Inspired by Kerbal Space Program. Current cover art by Jason Meador aka texasuberalles.

TVTropes page here! Thanks to GymQuirk for making it!

Old cover art (and Changeling flag) here:

http://nishi199.deviantart.com/art/Changeling-Swarm-Flag-413227759

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Private Ramirez is the United States Army Rangers resident yes man, most recently, his commanding officer has given him his most absurd task yet. He's more than happy to attempt it.

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This story is a sequel to Equestria Girls: Sonic the Hedgehog


Based on the movie: Sonic the Hedgehog 2, but with some changes.

Eight months after settling in Canterlot City, Sonic is eager to prove that he has what it takes to be a true hero. His ultimate test comes however when the evil Dr. Robotnik returns, along with his new partner, Knuckles, searching for a mysterious mystical emerald that has the power to wipe out civilizations.

Meanwhile, graduation is growing near for CHS, but the upcoming ceremony and pre-graduation party were ruined due to an “incident” by the CMCs. Luckily, the whole school, including the Equestria Girls, were invited to a trip to Hoofolulu, Hoovaii to have their graduation there by none other than Twilight’s favorite astrophysicist, Rosette Nebula. 

But there is just one problem. The Dazzlings were hired as music entertainment for the event instead.

While the Equestria Girls investigate the Dazzlings' sinister plans, Sonic teams up with the CMCs, Spike, Tempest Shadow, and their new allies, Miles "Tails" Prower and a mysterious new man who called himself, “Prism”. And together, they all race across the globe to locate the emerald before it falls into the wrong hands.


Special thanks to MLPSolarDash1907 and Battwell for proofreading.

Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is owned by Paramount Pictures and Sega.

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls is owned by Hasbro.

The Rainbooms vectors by: Gmaplay
Adagio vector by: Mixiepie
Aria and Sonata vector by: Givralix
Spike vector by: red4567-2
Tempest vector by: GihhBloonde
Rainbow Blitz (Blaze) vector by: Orin331
The rest of the cover is made by me.

FEATURED: 4/8/23 - I'm on the Featured List ALREADY!? :pinkiegasp: :twilightoops: Thank you all so much! :pinkiehappy: :scootangel:

This story now has TV Tropes page! :raritystarry:

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I should be dead. The chances of me surviving the explosion were 999,999 to 1. But despite the overwhelming impossibility, I live. And yet, I live in a world that I cannot understand, that defies all of the scientific knowledge that I have spent my life accumulating. They tell me that friendship could be a form of magic. I can not believe them. But with nowhere else I can go, I must either make peace with these talking magical ponies...or be destroyed by them. But I know this. The Crystal Empire and those who dwell within it are not ready for the freeze I bring.

My name is Victor Fries. And I am in Equestria.

Mr. Freeze will be based on BtAS and Beyond version. And yes, almost all the chapter names will be terrible puns. This will be shorter than most my stories, but I still think it's just as good. Written after season three.

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Sometimes time travel is possible. Sometimes it goes wrong. Sometimes a futuristic soldier goes on a killing spree to reach the time machine to get back home. It happens. What doesn't happen is time travel, into another fucking dimension, with a futuristic soldier, with a couple of enemies-- oh what am I kidding he's being followed by an army of *Spartan-like Civil Security hell-bent on his destruction, heavily armored and geared bird-like Falkok, and HUNDREDS OF ALIENS WITH GREEN LASER ROCKETS AND BIGASS RAIL GUNS.


That doesn't pair well with friendship. Or Non-Violence. Or anything to do with harmony. Maybe a certain filly can change his mind? Maybe convince him to try a different, nicer way? I dunno, read to find out!

Originally based on Plasma Burst 2 by Eric Gurt.
*Halo Spartans

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A former pink pony finds herself in a new, hostile world and a new friend who's perhaps even more hostile. A small, angry man finds himself with a new friend he didn't want. Can they make it through this new misadventure together, or is it the universe that needs to watch out for them?

Cover art used with permission from Technaro.

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1982, a summer just like any other, but a string of border conflicts and botched talks finally pushed the world to world war three, and after that-

Nuclear armageddon.

Nobody surrendered, but nobody kept fighting the war either.

After the end, scientists of all sides and factions concluded a new impending ice age that would wipe out all of humanity. But instead of digging bunkers and accepting the cruel fate, humankind started to work on one-way portals that would hopefully link them up to a habitable planet, and just before winter arrived in 1984, they did it.

One by one, refugees, soldiers covered in bandages and mud, and politicians that soldiers surround formed massive lines to enter the portal. The ones who managed to go across all had the same question-

"Is that a talking horse?"


Based on the HOI4 mod "Equestria at War" and its submod, "Escalation 84" by Euro-General. Timelines are based on season six but altered to fit more into the EaW universe. Special thanks to previously Jadenone and now Ariandel for editing.
It has some comedy in it, but not the entirety of it.

(any depiction of real-life politicians or ideologies does not represent the view of the writer himself, please don't cancel me if you see your favorite/most hated politician being portrayed in a negative/ positive light)

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A mistake with an ancient book of dark magic results in Twilight being 'living-impaired'. What follows is a series of (mis)adventures involving tax evasion and constant decapitation.

The chapters are short. I know. I like small bite-sized scenes, and it burns me out less.

Though this story is a comedy, please take note of the Gore and Dark tags. If that kind of stuff and dark comedy is unpleasant for you, I'd recommend reading something else.

Art is AI generated using Stable Diffusion 1.4

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Dash brings her old friend Gilda over to hang out. Turns out she knows Sunset and they tell the story of how Sunset got her motorcycle.

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Second place winner in Sunset Shimmer x Villains Unseen Contest!

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This story is a sequel to Anon’s A Villain Because Of A Bet


Anon was doing great in retirement, but then aliens come along and they’re definitely sure he’s still evil. Oh well, what’s one more rodeo?

Well, not that simple. This time, our villain Anon will have to prove he’s the most villainous of villains in order to take on these new challengers. And how do we determine a villain’s prowess? With a competition of course!

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