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Continued in Part 2: Raise the Flag

You wake up to find that for whatever reason you are now in Equestria and Twilight is looking down on you with a look on her face that you can only describe as "lascivious." What do you do?

Edited by Kiro0613

Updates Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays

Authors note:
I will be checking up on this story every few days or so to see what you all are saying. Whatever comments you make, regardless of how silly, stupid, or insane it is. I will make it happen. :D

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Wake up. See this. What do? Rainbow Dash Edition by me and Hankyhannah (Cancelled)
Everfree Survival by Hrafn
Wake Up With A Hangover. Have Morning Wood. See This. What The Hell Do You Do? by RainbowBob

"How could somepony as amazing as you not have a Special Somepony on Hearts and Hooves Day?"

With that single sentence, a thousand memories came flooding back to Cheerilee. A thousand memories of a thousand terrible dates...

Long ago in the beautiful kingdom of love and prosperity, a queen ruled over the kingdom.
Her fur of white,
Her mane of teal,
and her crown of gold.
The subjects loved her dearly, until the night of the ball.
Then she was kidnapped.

After years of gathering magical artifacts and assorted doohickeys, Trixie feels it's finally time to open up her own shop. The only problem is that she's located right across the street from The Golden Oaks Library, much to the annoyance of Ponyville's resident librarian-turned-princess. Luckily none of the stuff Trixie is selling is cursed, or so she's telling ponies.

Home from school, with nothing worth watching on the TV and no homework, Trixie heads for the kitchen to make a peanut butter and chocolate masterpiece.

Reading by AShadowOfCygnus

Do you remember your first word?

How about the first time you made someone smile?

What about your first meeting with a friend?

The mane 6 don't, because some of them were babies at the time. But maybe, if take the time to look around, and listen, we can find out their stories. Come along and we'll take a look at various stories of the mane 6 first times in many things.

Cover art by, Beavernator

Sweetie Belle literally goes to Tartarus and back in an effort to find her favorite socks. Location of socks will be revealed in thousandth chapter. In the meantime, please leave suggestions for where Sweetie should look next in the comments.

This is totally just 4:00AM anti-writer's block fluff.
Sufjan Stevens

Silver Spoon spins the bottle and becomes rather distraught when it lands on Button Mash instead of — well — anypony else...

Apple Bloom is tasked with a homework assignment about rocks.

But she thinks rocks are dumb.

Art gratefully provided to me by Kanzlerin Maud!

Now has a sequel!

With her massive flank, Celestia agrees to her sister's idea. Unfortunately, it's not what she expected.Her love handles are craving food. Her flank needs frosting. And her stomach craves cake.