It was pleasantly warm in Zecora’s hut, and several small braziers hanging from the ceiling were filling the air with clouds of pungent smoke. Blinking, she fought to keep her eyes from sliding out of focus as she peered at the zebra through the haze. “Zecora, are you serious?” she said.
“Your dates may be getting worse, but it’s not a love life curse!” the zebra said, reclining on several large pillows and allowing her eyes to run the length of the teacher’s body. “If stallions cannot get you there, perhaps your heart cries for a mare.”
Cheerilee dropped her eyes, clasping her hooves tightly together. “But, I… I just don’t know,” Cheerilee said, biting her lip. “I mean, I experimented with mares in college, but, well, my family is so… traditional.”
Zecora took down a gourd and worked a small cork out of the hole that had been drilled into it. Rising from the plush cushions, she pulled two small stoneware cups from her cabinet. Humming, she poured the contents of the gourd into the glasses. “Excuse me for being blunt, but did the mares slake your want?”
Cheerilee swallowed hard, feeling the blood rushing to her face. “Well, yes,” she said, forcing the words out. “I, um, enjoyed the company of both stallions and mares.”
Zecora turned to look over her shoulder at the teacher, giving her a knowing half-smile.
“Quite a lot, actually!” the teacher blurted before covering her mouth with her hooves.
Cheerilee wasn’t used to speaking this frankly about her love life to any pony. She was really only here because Pinkie Pie had off-hoofedly mentioned that she must have picked up a curse somewhere along the way. At the time, Cheerilee had laughed it off, but that night, she’d been unable to sleep. Alone, in her cold, empty bed, she’d tossed and turned. Visions of evil enchantments filled her mind.
She’d told herself several times over the next few hours that she was being silly, but the image just wouldn’t leave her. When she finally did fall into a fretful sleep, her dreams were plagued with warlocks and devils, all bent on stopping her from meeting Mr. Right. As the light of the dawn crept into her room, she dragged herself out of bed and into the shower, vowing to visit the only one that seemed to know about such things: Zecora the Shaman.
As was usual these days, the trip had been as trying as possible. A recent storm had downed trees along the normal path, and Cheerilee had been forced to fight her way through the forest’s dense foliage, losing her bearings a few times and getting more than her share of cuts and bruises from the vast tangled mass of uncontrolled growth. Swearing, she’d wondered if her curse was beginning to spread farther than just her relationships. Finally, she’d stumbled onto the correct path again and within minutes she was knocking on the zebra's door.
Zecora had nodded sagely as Cheerilee outlined her problems. The teacher struggled at the beginning, trying to keep things clinical, but as the zebra listened, Cheerilee found herself pouring out her feelings. When the shaman had taken them seriously, she’d nearly cried with relief. Feeling something halfway between foolishness and hope, she sat as Zecora consulted several texts, searching for signs of poison or other spiritual maladies, but to no avail. Zecora pronounced her free of curses, but then probed into different, less comfortable areas of Cheerilee’s psyche. Through pointed questions, the zebra was bringing long-buried emotions and desires to the surface once more.
Replacing the gourd’s stopper, Zecora re-hung it and handed one of the stone cups to Cheerilee. It was filled with a deep red liquid, shot through with lighter bands of bright pink that seemed to glow faintly with their own light. Cautiously, Cheerilee sniffed the curling steam that rose from it. She couldn’t place the aroma, but it reminded her of open spaces and adventure. It smelled bold. "What is this?" she asked, swirling the liquid in her glass.
"Oh, it is what my mother serves to guests who have a case of nerves," Zecora said, smiling. "A draught that's used to calm the spirit, so that when truth speaks, you will hear it." Zecora tipped her cup back, draining it. "I'd asked for her to send some and it's just arrived from my homeland.
"Well, it smells heavenly!" Cheerilee said, watching the variegated liquid as it continued to slowly spin in her glass. "I guess I got lucky this time."
“When you take a second glance, you’ll find things are rarely chance,” the zebra said, sitting down next to Cheerilee. Leaning in close, Zecora smiled. “Yet this is only what I’ve guessed,” she said, taking a sip of her drink. Cheerilee gasped as Zecora ran a hoof lightly up her leg. “But we could put it to the test…”
As her heart began to pound and her hooves began to tremble, Cheerilee covered her nervousness with a long pull from the small cup the zebra had given her. As the silky liquid slid down her throat, she felt her muscles relax and the tension begin leave her. The flavor was wonderful, somehow warm and cool at the same time, and tasting of honey and berries. Draining the stone cup, she placed it on the nearby table and turned to take in the sultry zebra who’d become so forward all of a sudden. She’d never really realized how beautiful Zecora was before.
“You know,” Cheerilee said, relaxing as the liquid seemed to spread its glowing warmth through her, “I just might take you up—”
And suddenly, they were kissing. As Zecora pushed her down on the cushions, Cheerilee twisted her hoof into the zebra’s wiry mane, pulling her in closer. Cheerilee felt her heart begin to race again as she ran her other hoof along the sleek, muscled body.
As Zecora began to nip playfully at her neck, Cheerilee laughed weakly. “I’m an idiot, Zecora,” she said. “It’s so obvious! I can’t believe I didn’t think of this.”
Zecora ran her hoof down Cheerilee’s stomach, smiling as the teacher shivered. “The right path isn’t always clear,” she said, nuzzling the teacher. “Your heart will know…”
~~~
“What happened here?” Twilight said, waving her hoof in front of Cheerilee’s face and grimacing as it failed to change her glassy expression. Twilight frowned as a long line of drool that had been dangling from the teacher’s mouth finally broke off, dropping into a bowl that Zecora had put down on the floor with a wet plop. The alicorn gently poked and prodded the teacher, examining her many scrapes and scratches for signs of infection. As she ran her hoof down the mare’s stomach, Cheerilee trembled again, and her mouth turned up in a slight grin
“She must have been in quite a rush,” Zecora said, shaking her head as she felt Cheerilee’s brow. “I found her tangled in some brush. She trampled plants with psychotropic powers. The visions will have her for many more hours!”
Twilight fished out a spellbook from her pack, leafing rapidly through it. “Oh, there’s got to be something in here to cure this!” she muttered, her eyes a blur as she scanned each page quickly. Twilight looked up suddenly as the teacher gasped and her breathing quickened. “Poor Cheerilee!” she said, burying her face in the tome’s dusty pages once more. “I just hope that whatever she’s seeing isn’t too terrible!”
Zecora ran a hoof through Cheerilee’s mussed hair, trying to smooth it into place. “Soon, reality will be replacing whatever horrors she is facing. I’m sure she’ll be quite pleased when she has her life back again.”
I want to get off Zecora's Wild Ride.
Oh man, that feeling when your laugh turns into a monkey call.
Yeah, this one was too good to be true. I figured it had to be a fake-out.
So, is Cheerilee really cursed, or is it all in her mind? The world may never know.
Awww! You no good tease, you! Maybe Cheers is cursed, or just one of those people destined to be alone.
Forever.
*insert forever alone guy.
Oh you...
You evil, EVIL person.
...Go on.
~Skeeter The Lurker
Damn you had me going there for a minute. I was wondering how could this end badly.
And then it was all a dream...
Wait, did .... did Zecora just ... drug her and take advantage of her??? Or did she really fall into some nasty drug-induced-coma plants?
"No! Don't wake me up! Get that antidote away from me! Help! They're trying to cure me!"
3690203 I think Cheerilee would rather stay on the ride, actually.
3690220 Oh, I don't know. She seemed to be getting pretty cozy with Big Mac in season three. Of course, there is a lot of time between this date and that episode...
3690233 I don't know where it comes from. My brain just sends stories to me and I write them. I know I was mean this time!
3690247 It was a hallucination. There's a difference. Well, okay, not really, but still...
3690254 No, Zecora just found her thrashing around in some hallucination-inducing plants.
I'm not sure it would be "taking advantage", really. Cheerilee seemed to be down for the action.
3690283 That's what I imagine. Cheerilee is going to be SOOOOOOO pissed when they break her out of that drug-induced state.
Well... maybe not, Zecora or maybe. Once you guys convince her that it was a hallucination, I don't think she'll be too worried. After all, she's had something of a epiphany, which is the most you can ask from a Vision Quest, isn't it?
Orbital Cheerilee Pity-Cannon: ARMED
Hollow-point Sadness Ammunition: LOADED
Zecoralee Shipping Subroutine: ACTIVATED
Hope that when she wakes she gets over her anger and frustration quickly and pounce-smooches Zecora: PRIMED
Let us pray, fellow ponies, that Mission Zecoralee Hope succeeds, so that we can forestall firing the Cannon.
A very nicely done chapter, with excellent Zecora rhymes! As somepony particularly fond of rhyme and meter, thank you!
Light and laughter,
SongCoyote
3690419 That, my friend, was the entire reason for this chapter. It wasn't the funniest for sure, but it did let me lay down a little bit of plot.
She's got one of those self protecting smart curses. I actively blocks any and all attempts to remove itself that might actually be in danger of working.
Either that or she's suffering under a clause in her Hasbro contract that mandates she never upsets the status quo.
3690456 Thanks for noticing that! Zecora's rhymes on the show really bother me, so when I get a chance to write her, I at least try and get the flow down correctly. I'm not a poem expert or anything, but I'll at least count syllables and try to keep an actual sentence structure in there. I hate it when characters end up talking like Yoda so that the rhymes work.
3690456
i think i would actually like that shipping to become canonized fire at will
3690542 The depths of Cheerilee's problem have barely been plumbed! Plus, I have this Hasbro lawyer over here who's cleaning a .45. I'm... cautious.
Of course it's too good to be true. Poor thing.
Maybe Cheerilee needs some help from Cadance.
Or maybe she's destined to become the Alicorn of Terrible Dates. That's looking a bit more likely at this point.
3690319
It was VERY well done, too.
~Skeeter The Lurker
3691102 Well, it's hard to get a grip on the MLP timeline. Who knows how much time passes between episodes? However, even if Cheerilee had a date a day between the start of this story and Hearts and Hooves Day, it would take about three and a half years to catch up. At date sixteen, I think that puts it firmly before Discord's first escape.
3690217 Well, I've got nine hundred and eight-four more dates to explore that question in, so I think we'll probably find the answer at some point.
3691270 It's true. I suppose he can probably be in any place and time that he chooses...
Ah poor Cheerilee, and just when it seemed like she finally found her special someone.
Life must really hate her or something.
I... don't quite get it. Did Zecorra REALLY find her in the bushes, or did she slip her pony roofies, take advantage of her, and use Cheerilee's prior abrasions as an excuse to Twilight? It's really shifty.
It was pleasantly warm in Zecora’s hut, and several small braziers hanging from the ceiling were filling the air with clouds of pungent smoke.
What I thought when I read this: The zecora chapter is finally here!
She trampled plants with psychotropic powers. The visions will have her for many more hours!”
Zecora ran a hoof through Cheerilee’s mussed hair, trying to smooth it into place. “Soon, reality will be replacing whatever horrors she is facing. I’m sure she’ll be quite pleased when she has her life back again.”
I DON'T think she'll be pleased when she obtain that it's just a dream!
3691257
Why do I not actually doubt this number....
Daaaaammmmnnn
Cheerilee is going to be PISSED when she finds out that wasn't real.
Well, I would at least. Zecora's f*cking hot.
3695427 Well, I wouldn't get too attached to that. I wrote this chapter specifically to give me the option to use both sexes. Plus, she already had a date with the fake Daring Do.
3696547 We will see. One thousand is a large number, but when I get sick of doing this, I might pass it along. We might get there!
3701374 I figure her fury at the date not being real is going to be something like a nuclear explosion.
3692268 She has apparently angered some powerful entity. Her luck/destiny thus far has been abysmal.
3693458 Yeah, I think it's going to be very, very ugly when she comes around...
3693447 For those few hours, Cheerilee's life is going to be reeeeally interesting. Then she'll snap out of it and the rage will begin.
3701439 Maybe Discord? I doubt she thought very highly of him. Then again she inadvertly helped him escape the first time, even if he just got sealed away again until he became "reformed".
3693148 No, everything in the cabin is part of the hallucination except the part right at the end.
3701619 Well, at least she found someone who would actually take care of her :D
Zecora didn't rhyme in one line~
"I'd asked for her to send some and it's just arrived from my homeland."
I dunno, apparently her dad got a divorce.
Zecorilee...
...
I like it.
Pity it was just a hallucination!
3782759 And - Homeland.
Its not the best rhyme but it is still a rhyme.
Wow! That was a hilarious twist. These stories are always fresh and fun to read. Keep up the good work!
NOPE
Neat, bisexual Cheerilee! Or maybe she identifies as pan or poly, I'm not gonna make any assumptions. One of my Sombras is bisexual, but he has a gender preference for mares.