Maybe I can get a chimney-sweep cutie mark, thought Sweetie Belle as she poked her head around inside the fireplace. Then again, do I want to clean these places of soot the rest of my life? Probably not. Not only were there no pink socks in the chimney, there were no black ones either, which is strange because any sock that enters a frequently-used chimney will take the color of soot and ash pretty fast. Thus for the chimney part of her search, Sweetie looked for any color of sock. And still, she found naught. She did, however, learn to think about the fact that not everypony gets a cutey mark they both like and feel represents what they're good at. Sweetie was in fact quite happy she hadn't gotten a cutie mark. She couldn't imagine cleaning out flues six hours a day.
She better find a shotgun and some green armor and a helmet. And a rocket launcher. And a plasma gun. And a double-barreled shotgun. And a Chaingun. And a BFG.
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And a knife.
Just in case.
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5200754 daaaang, bro. She's looking for her socks, not trying to replicate Die Hard.
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Actually, I meant she should replicate Doom 2.
... That'd be pretty cool.
"Chim chimminy, chim chimminy, chim chim cheree,
A sweep is as lucky as lucky can be!
Chim chimminy, chim chimminy, chim chim cheroo,
Good luck will rub off if I shakes hands with you.
Or blow me a kiss, and that's lucky too!"