• Published 29th Oct 2014
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Sweetie Belle Can't Find Her Socks. - Super Trampoline



Sweetie Belle literally goes to Tartarus and back in an effort to find her favorite socks.

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Super Trampoline's Car

Author's Note:

I wrote this while driving using voice to text. Mostly. It's a really dangerous and illegal thing and you should never do it.

"Super," Twilight began dryly, do you know how I can tell how much of a mess your life currently is?

"No, how?" The bat pony responded to his conceptualization of an imaginary character.

"I can tell based on how messy your car is. The more – to borrow a phrase from
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep— messy your car is, the more kipple is building up in it Dash food containers, business cards, trash, receipts, music equipment – the more I know you are struggling to keep your life together. "

"Wow, that's depressing," super trampoline replied. "But I'm a pony, and ponies don't have cars."

Twilight rolled her eyes. No, you're a human driving a 2007 Hyundai Santa Fe covered and bumper stickers, and you're running late to an appointment, as always because… Reasons I won't get into."

"OK, fine, but what does that have to do with sweetie Belle finding her socks?"

Twilight grand a mischievously. "Well, you know she's lived a lot of places hasn't been able to find her socks yet. But I know one place she hasn't looked, where a lot of stuff could be hiding.

"My car?"

"Exactly. And you've seen sweetie Belle is organizing a temps, right? You seen what she has done to rarities fashion paraphernalia. You wouldn't want that to happen to the contents of your car, now would you? "

Super trampoline granted. "OK, OK, I get it. I'll clean my car"

Twilight smiled. I knew you would come through. But also, let me know if you find any socks.

"I do have a couple of dirty ones sitting at my feet from when I went to the last pony convention but none of sweetie bells. .

Note, I will edit this later when I'm not driving