"Super," Twilight began dryly, do you know how I can tell how much of a mess your life currently is?
"No, how?" The bat pony responded to his conceptualization of an imaginary character.
"I can tell based on how messy your car is. The more – to borrow a phrase from
Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep— messy your car is, the more kipple is building up in it Dash food containers, business cards, trash, receipts, music equipment – the more I know you are struggling to keep your life together. "
"Wow, that's depressing," super trampoline replied. "But I'm a pony, and ponies don't have cars."
Twilight rolled her eyes. No, you're a human driving a 2007 Hyundai Santa Fe covered and bumper stickers, and you're running late to an appointment, as always because… Reasons I won't get into."
"OK, fine, but what does that have to do with sweetie Belle finding her socks?"
Twilight grand a mischievously. "Well, you know she's lived a lot of places hasn't been able to find her socks yet. But I know one place she hasn't looked, where a lot of stuff could be hiding.
"My car?"
"Exactly. And you've seen sweetie Belle is organizing a temps, right? You seen what she has done to rarities fashion paraphernalia. You wouldn't want that to happen to the contents of your car, now would you? "
Super trampoline granted. "OK, OK, I get it. I'll clean my car"
Twilight smiled. I knew you would come through. But also, let me know if you find any socks.
"I do have a couple of dirty ones sitting at my feet from when I went to the last pony convention but none of sweetie bells. .
Note, I will edit this later when I'm not driving
well might as well look around Mollestia room while shes getting laid XD
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7914457 I think because it accrued a decent number of upvotes through a bunch of short chapters, and then I didn't publish any new chapters for like four months. I think the longer a story goes without updating the more likely it is to show up in the update feature box when it finally does.
7914325 maybe equestrians have Tuesday and Wednesday off instead of Sunday and Saturday.
7914502 Or maybe Sunday and Monday are their weekend days due to the correlation of Sunday and Monday to Celestia and Luna?
Also, what if Sweetie does a bit of soul searching? Meditation so deep on where her socks are that she gains the ability to literally look into anyone's soul, but only while she's meditating.
Could her socks be in/at Camp Everfree in the human world?
7914527 I like that.
7914551 now that I've finally watched that movie...