"You know," said Sweetie Belle, mindlessly flipping through the pages of a Pitchfork magazine from last March, "I bet maybe Sufjan Stevens knows where my socks are. I mean, he writes so many deep and meaningful lyrics; he probably knows a lot of stuff."
The problem was, Sweetie wasn't really sure how to contact Sufjan Stevens. Though certainly existent, there isn't exactly a huge overlap between Bronies and fans of moody indie music. On the other hoof, Sweetie was well aware of Rule 85 of the internet: If it exists there is a pony of it. Inasmuch, she figured she could probably find a ponified version of Sufjan on Derpibooru, for if not Derpibooru, then where?
Imagine then, if you will oh faithful reader, the filly's horror--or at least profound disappointment--in the moments after she had typed "Sufjan Stevens" into the Derpibooru search bar and pressed enter, only to be confronted with...
Nothing
"We couldn't find any images for you. None at all. Nope. We did try, though! ", Sweetie read aloud, listlessly. Not only could she not find her socks, but she could not find any pictures of Sufjan Stevens on Derpibooru either. This sucked. Sweetie sighed, feeling mildly depressed now.
But then, a stray thought flashed through her head, and a smile cracked her stoically pursed lips. She really felt like listening to some melancholic music in sync with her current nebulous emotions.
In other words, Sufjan Stevens.
She popped her Carrie & Lowell cassette into the tape deck and her headphones upon her head, ready to fall into the depths of timeless sorrow.
Cysero stole her left socks. Don't know where the right ones are though.
6624998 Huh, that's a thing.
6625014 Looks up Cysero... Adventure Quest character?
6625023 Sweetie Belle isn't exactly the brightest filly. roundstable.com/forums/images/smilies/rariwat.png
Dunno why, saw the "leave a suggestion for where Sweetie goes next" thing and immediately thought:
Sweetie Belle goes to Fourchan. XD
6625056 Oh geez >_> That might be hard to do with an "Everyone" rating...
6625027 Left socks.
6625059
Either that, or it's the shortest chapter ever. XD
Then again, I have an idea: A friend suggests she goes on the internet, and during the search, a random internet troll suggests to check 4chan. This leads to her finding it, and immediately, RARITY SHOWS UP and puts a ton of child locks on the computer. XD
Or the short version: Sweetie Belle checked 4chan... she didn't find her socks.
Suggestions:
1: In Spikes bed.
2: In the Crystal Empire under Cadance's Throne.
3: In Chrysalis's Hive
4: Under Luna's Bed.
5: In an Ancient Tomb somewhere in a Rainforest
6: Fluttershy's house being used as Ear Warmers by Angel.
7: In Discords house. (wherever that is)
8: In Scootaloo's bed
9: In Silver Spoon's bed.
10: In the Dryer
11: On her hooves the ENTIRE time.
6625104 Then don't say anything. Shhhh
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Had to edit my suggestions just a smidgen by adding an 11th suggestion
6625177 What a !
6625181 Indeed!
Suggestions continued:
12: In the Mushroom Kingdom
13: In Zekura's Hut
14: Inside Octavia's Cello
15: Inside Vinyl's Bass Cannon
16: Inside of Celestia's Hidden Cake Room
17: Jurassic Park
18: Canterlot High School.
19: Inside Gru's base being worn by one of his Minion's
20: somewhere in Gotham City
6625235 *Zecora
Okay...
Chapter 24: The Krusty Krab
6655856 I never can spell her name from memory
6656561 Apparently so!
Maybe I side her mind
6858492
6858638 I died at hurricane because of a song I knew
6860332 Don't die bby.