Yo, Max!
AwesomePony
What's up?
AwesomePony
Look, I meant what I said! About the story and the rest. We've known each other for ages' but it really looks like you're hitting on Jade. Just cool it a bit okay? Jade isn't like us. We're loud mouthed *yay* with huge egos that shout every chance we get. Jade's a little scared kitten that sees the aethernet as a shield.
Also, you are so making DDD into a love affair. I know how you think (no surprises there). I bet that your self insert will appear in a few chapters. Probably as "an annoying but awesome sidekick from Daring Do's past" and get involved. And, for stars' sake, please don't make a "harem"!
MixaMax
Wait, what? No, no way! And she's not a self insert! She just looks very much like me. Like, this is a totally different world from Equestria. Wonderbolts are bound to get there, you know. They are the best and the best!
AwesomePony
There we go. Just as I expected. :/ You know, you haven't changed a bit. All that talk of becoming more mature and responsible since you got your new job. Not entirely true, is it?
So, when will your OC appear? Next chapter? I think it'll be next chapter. Just don't ruin it, okay? You've got some good stuff going on. No need to add ego in the story. Jade is still mad that he didn't think of the idea thirst. Then again, he's not exactly the Daring Do fan.
MixaMax
Yeah, about that... Wanted to talk to you about something. Like, you know, I'm awesome and all, maybe too awesome. It's a burden at times just as... the thing that attracts insects and kills them you know? But doesn't kill them. You know the one that like grows in the badlands, like the fines and stuff?
AwesomePony
What the hay are you talking about? :/ Insects? Vines? Have you been having too much cider again?
MixaMax
What? No! Well, maybe a bit. Tough day at work and all, so I had a bowl or two. Nothing I can't handle, you know.
Thing is... look I know we always got in each other's manes (mostly during Winter Wrap up), but like I was always cool, right? Didn't do anything mean or bad, right? I mean not deliberately, right?
AwesomePony
Now you're starting to worry me. Are you in any trouble? ... am I in any trouble?
MixaMax
No! Err... not sure? Look, the things is I think that Jade is not totally lame... so I thought I'd talk to you about it, k?
AwesomePony
Well, duh! What do you expect? Honestly, of your ego was any bigger Celestia's would have to as you move it aside so she could raise the sun! Sheesh.
MixaMax
Hay, no! No way you wrote what you just wrote! I knew it! You were hitting on him! Is everything a competition for you?!
MixaMax
It was unintentional, okay? I didn't plan it or anything. It just sort of happened.
AwesomePony
Sort of happened? This isn't you forgetting a thundercloud one afternoon! Hay, AwesomePony! I told you we are engaged! Did you think I was joking?
MixaMax
His was I supposed to know it wasn't one of those role played things? There are lots of ponies shipping themselves with others on the forum. You seemed into that stuff.
And the way he argued with me just got me mad and mad and sort of excited, so I annoyed him back. You two do it all the time. How am I supposed to know if he's into me or not?
AwesomePony
I told you a thousand times it isn't roleplay! We are engaged! It's official! The wedding is in half an year!
MixaMax
Well, yeah, I knew that! ... he's cool, though. Like, I've been to the Empire dozens of times. Saved it a few times even. Can't remember seeing any crystal pegasi. Well, other than those old guys who protect the castle, but they are old and slow and so uncool.
AwesomePony
One of those "old and slow and so uncool" guards is actually Jade's father (who served through Sombra by the way). And arguing us just what Jade does online. In real life he's like very different. A bit like Fluttershy. (Good thing she has somepony or I'd be worried.)
Seriously, Rainbow, what the heck!? Weren't you dating Shy's brother or something?
MixaMax
Why does everyone... Argh! That guy was such an annoyance! I only tolerated him because of her.
You're right, Jade is cute. Like a squishy toy or something.
AwesomePony
Keep this up and I'll zap you!
MixaMax
Hey! I'm just giving him a compliment! You must be happy! In fact you must be thanking me! I came to you with this. I could totally have stolen him from you, you know!
AwesomePony
Ha! You wish! Nopony would be able to survive in the gravity well of your ego! Your yelling alone is enough to chase away all stallions in a ten mile radius! I've no idea how CEOWitch even works with you. I bet he wished he didn't.
MixaMax
As if! I have dozens of stallions who want to be like me! Like, they follow me all the time! So much that it's getting boring. And who are you saying yells, loudmouth?! At least I have a cool mane and, you know, wings!
AwesomePony
Oh, it's so on! Other than your one good idea there's nothing you can do to get Jade's attention! Not! A! Thing! So, I'd like to see you try!
MixaMax
Oh yeah? Well, I will! And you'll be crying afterwards!
AwesomePony
Ha! Do your worst!
MixaMax
Don't say I didn't warn you!
AwesomePony
Fine! Do it!
MixaMax
I will!!!
AwesomePony
Good!
MixaMax
Good!
AwesomePony
is gettin real!
Oh dear. I don't think this will end well
8149868 nope
P.S. Twilight is the best pony
8149875 okay
Ohhhh no. This is going to end badly.
I LOVE IT
It's too bad these are PMs, because what these to need most is for somepony to tell them to SHUT UP!!!
8148648 In this 'verse, I find it hard to imagine mares will attack a stallion.
On the larger point, it definitely sucks for Brush to be a member of the Mane 6, because the kind of stallion she'd be into is probably not the kind of stallion who wants a mare in Equestria's equivalent of the special forces. I've always found it kind of sucky that an Apple Farmer, an Animal Control Officer, a Seamstress and a Pastry Chef are forced to make up 2/3rds of Equestria's first line of defense.
Wow!i didn't expect that!
i expect jade won't be so simple minded, it'll be disappointing see him fall for 'Awesomepony'...
8149875 Fine, then at least I want to see AwesomePony react when others write spin-off cloppy "bonus chapters" of her work.
Wait, in the 3 years between the show and this, AwesomePony actually dated Zephyr? Wow, she is hard-up.
8150032
I don't think she did. I think everypony assumes she did. Even Fluttershy's parents totally believed she was crushing on him bad.
Can I slap them both?
Proof that you can't leave two people with huge egos in a room together without one trying it kill the other.
This is not going to end well and probably leads to more shouting. AwesomePony should focus on her story and not on Jade.
Everything is falling apart in front of my eyes... my ships, the friendships between characters...
Imbeciles, the both of them. This is going to end in humiliation for at least one corner of this love triangle.
8150032
Pretty sure everyone just assumes she did.
8151245 i think love triangle is when the three love each other, but in this case awesomepony is just trying to get him to feed her Ego... it's not a 'love' triangle...
Sad, but true.
8149857 When egoless collide. :)
8149868 This isn't a dark story ;) relax :)
8149897 Such negativism... :P
8149899 Still unsure if discord will appear :) He might eventually
8149969 nonsense. :)
8149987 I see what you're going at. Always a possibility :D
8150412 ...they'll kill you :)
8150617 That's what Max said!
8151143 it will be all right in the end :) (Maybe not in the way people want, but it will be alright :))
8151245
8151391
There will be much humiliation, yes :D
8151572 You have no idea :D
okay, previous chapter involved heartbreak... please no about this...