One average morning, one average princess, one average kitchen, and one average bag of whole wheat bread slices... No one could mess this up.

One-Shot about beloved Luna doing perhaps one of the most mundane of tasks.

The ponies of Ponyville are typically noted to be the happiest, most well adjusted, and harmonious beings in all of Equestria. Whether this is because of their innate goodness, their close proximity to Canterlot, the continued presence of the Elements of Harmony, or just sheer happenstance, it is not uncommon for other towns to grow jealous of the pillar of perfection that the happy community appears to be.

However, whenever night falls in Ponyville, a different side of the town is exposed. Where the day is dominated by the bustling of ponies throughout the town, the night is occupied by only one being and he is something entirely different than what you would expect to find in the ‘paradise’. Bitter, cruel, rude, and sociopathic, this pony is an example of what happens when harmony fails.

Though his life had always been quiet, monotonous, and unimportant, everything changed as the walls of his sanctuary were burnt down thanks to a hapless accident. No longer hidden away from innocent eyes, Ponyville became a stage of sorts as the stallion was forced to start his life anew.

Take a moment and clear your calendar before you decide to burden yourself with entries from the diary of this stallion. Entries that detail the story of the happiest pony in all of Equestria, Ipsa Unica.

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Cover art by Ghost Townsend

Blossomforth is fresh out of college and ready to take on the world. Sure, moving to Ponyville to get a job on the weather team is going to be a bit of an adjustment, but it's nothing she can't handle. Besides, Rainbow Dash seems like a fine boss. Everything is looking good for our favorite watermelon-maned pegasus.

Then she meets a pony named Cloud Kicker.

Part of the Winningverse

Princess Celestia, tired of the constant pressure that ruling a nation puts on her, decides to take a day off and let Luna take her responsibilities for a day, something the younger alicorn is more than happy to do. She disguises herself as a pink maned pegasus pony named Sunny Skies and decides to go walking around Canterlot without any supervision. Unfortunately for her, not all parts of Canterlot are as safe as the palace, and she finds herself at the wrong end of a gang of muggers, who decide to kidnap her for a ransom when they see how much money she has on her.

Luna freaks out.

Celestia thinks it's hilarious.

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Featured on Equestria Daily 8/15/13

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Edited wonderfully by sqarishoctagon and Cloud Hop

Updated cover art by Dominatore

Since Luna's return from the moon, things have been a bit more hectic around Canterlot. This is mainly because of the fact that two sisters have been seperated from each other for a thousand years, so it only makes sense that things would go haywire for awhile.

A slowly growing collection of short stories, most of which don't take place in a certain point in between or during any of the episodes. Nor should any of the stories make sense.

A new challenger approaches! Chrysalis has joined the fray!

A new challenger approaches! Nightmare Moon has joined the fray!

Want an idea of yours made into what hopefully won't be a butchering of your original idea suggested in this mixed upside-down two ways crazy universe? Make a comment below and I'll consider adding it in!

Artwork shamefully taken without asking もりぐる on pixiv (mostly because I have no idea how to begin contacting them)! Have a look at their work here by clicking this link!

Updates once a week (if I don't get hit by the fearsome block of writers or other such things)! Used to update every even-day, but that has changed!

Do you sometimes find yourself lying awake at night wishing, praying even, that there was more TwiDash Scootadopt fics? If so, then I am pleased to announce the Sparkle Dash Family series!

These are my writings for thirty minute pony stories that I've written with a TwiDash Scootadopt theme. For the most part, they will all take part in the same continuity, unless otherwise noted.

Chapters will be reorganized to follow chronological order as they come out.

Cover Art made with images from: http://mysticalpha.deviantart.com/

Rainbow Dash isn't bitter about the whole Mare-Do-Well incident. Or at least that's what she tells herself. Either way, she's not going to miss this chance for some harmless revenge pranks, and so she constructs a plan to prank all of her best friends, starting with Twilight Sparkle. All Dash needs is a quill and some paper.

Thanks to the amazing DShou for the cover image.

I write short little stories when I'm warming up the gears for my larger works. This is where they'll be deposited for your viewing pleasure. Each story will be a stand-alone, unless specifically stated as such.

1. Feelings
Tags: Romance, Slice of Life
Description: There's NO POSSIBLE WAY Rainbow Dash likes Twilight! I mean, that'd be absolutely, positively, uncool... right?

2. The Deal
Tags: Romance
Description: Sometimes, deals are simply too sweet to pass up...

3. Curiosity
Tags: Romance, Comedy
Description: A question has been nagging at Twilight for weeks now, but she may not like the answer!

4. Seven Minutes
Tags: Romance, Comedy
Description: Sometimes, it's good to be stuck in the closet...

5. Chocolate
Tags: Romance, Comedy
Description: How can one day be such a big problem?

6. All Your Fault
Tags: Romance, Sad, Tragedy
Description: You said you could handle it—and you certainly didn't...

7. Moonlight
Tags: Slice of life, Romance
Description: Twilight has been missing for hours, and Celestia is worried.

8. Beach
Tags: Adventure, Human
Description: Our favorite heroines hit the beaches in force.

9. Journalist
Tags: Slice of Life, Random, Comedy
Description: Scootaloo's on a search for a good story.

10. Static
Tags: Slice of Life, Romance
Description: Ever feel like you've been stuck in a rut?

11. Sixty Minutes
Tags: Slice of Life, Romance
Description: Tick, tick, tick....

12. Munchies
Tags: Slice of Life
Description: Twilight weathers a break-in

13. Grapefruit
Tags: Slice of Life, Romance
Description: Twilight tries to get Rainbow Dash to eat grapefruit.

12. Love Knows No Bounds
Tags: Random, Comedy
Description: Truly, this is a love for the ages.

13. Sleep
Tags: Romance, Comedy
Description: Rainbow Dash likes sleeping a little too much.

14. Arson, Murder and Lifesaving
Tags: Romance, Adventure, Dark
Description: All that stands between Rainbow Dash and saving her friends is a giant warrior moose. This'll be fun.

15. Armor
Tags: Slice of Life, Sad, Romance
Description: Sometimes, we all need a little reassurance.

16. Chocolate II
Tags: Romance, Comedy
Description: That one day is still a huge problem...

17. The Staring Contest
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Slice of Life
Description: Rainbow Dash always wins. Always.
18. The Leak
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Random
Description: Simple solutions to complex problems.

What if ponies replaced humans in the Mass Effect universe? Will Commander Sparkle save the day like Shepard did?

Special thanks to vimbert and 108Echoes from Ponychan's /fic/ for proofreading and conceptual ideas.

The GDoc links, if FimFiction does not fancy you. This is both my working copy and the originals that was published on Equestria Daily.

I try to write a shipfic about Pinkie Pie, but she has other plans...