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Cloud Hop is a pegasus pony working as a research assistant in the Cloudsdale weather factory. He may also be a code-wielding applied mathematician who makes games and music.

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  • E Bastion

    Being Princess Celestia's personal guard is a gruelling, thankless job. However, when the Princess begins tutoring a small purple filly, Bastion finds himself on the receiving end of a much needed hug.  · Cloud Hop
    3,059 words · 4,686 views  ·  728  ·  13
  • E Em Dash

    Rainbow Dash makes the mistake of showing Twilight her Daring Do fanfic, and gets lectured about the proper use of dashes. This is followed by the worst pun in the universe.  · Cloud Hop
    1,644 words · 2,955 views  ·  328  ·  7
  • E Ponies Are Tiny Nuclear Reactors

    It turns out that ponies don't need to go to the bathroom because they run on cold fusion. Meanwhile, Maud Pie has found a bunch of glowing, green rocks. I wonder what they could be?  · Cloud Hop
    1,946 words · 2,056 views  ·  262  ·  6
  • T One Last Trick

    I'm in a hospital bed with tubes coming out of orifices I didn't know I had. Why am I there? Why is Rainbow Dash sitting in the corner? Why is she crying?  · Cloud Hop
    30,434 words · 6,159 views  ·  878  ·  31
  • E Twilight Ships Rainbow Dash With Everything In The Universe

    Twilight gets drunk and ships Rainbow Dash with everything in the universe.  · Cloud Hop
    19,587 words · 6,984 views  ·  662  ·  27
  • T The Unsung Hero

    Every day of his adult life, he has been fighting a monster he can't see, or taste, or touch. An evil that, if left unchecked, would ruin countless lives. A darkness that nopony else can ever know about. Until last Thursday happened.  · Cloud Hop
    3,686 words · 1,666 views  ·  197  ·  5
  • E Octavia Hates Her Toothpaste

    Sometimes, the moments that define our lives, that change the course of our destiny, aren't grand adventures. Sometimes, they're just everyday events, lined up like dominoes, waiting for a tiny breath of air to send them tumbling down.  · Cloud Hop
    6,782 words · 1,693 views  ·  93  ·  1
  • E Twilight Buys A Toaster

    Twilight buys a toaster. It doesn't work very well. Unfortunately for Rainbow Dash, she happens to be in earshot--and trying to check out a Daring Do book. Rainbow Dash begins to question her life choices.  · Cloud Hop
    1,010 words · 3,081 views  ·  335  ·  12
  • T I'll Kill You With My Tea Cup

    Only a few hours after the Griffon Empire declared war on Equestria, Princess Celestia waved a white flag and asked for an audience with the Griffon Emperor. The Emperor thinks she's here to negotiate Equestria's surrender. He's wrong.  · Cloud Hop
    1,622 words · 14,992 views  ·  1,952  ·  112
  • T When I'm Gone

    What do we truly fear in death? Can an ageless alicorn keep a promise to her beloved? Can she remember who Rainbow Dash was?  · Cloud Hop
    4,342 words · 2,045 views  ·  316  ·  14
Feb
5th
2016

If you've been paying attention to the /r/mylittlepony subreddit, you probably already know about this, but I made a random episode generator using markov chains. It originated in the bot I wrote for the /r/mylittlepony discord chat, but I wanted to make a client-side version so people can generate random nonsense to their heart's content. Have fun!

My Little Pony: Markov Chains are Magic

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Cloud Hop's Top 15

  • T For Whom We Are Hungry

    You didn't want to come here, but fate cares nothing for insects. The story of a changeling in Ponyville.  · Cold in Gardez
    14,935 words · 5,128 views  ·  890  ·  9
  • E All the Mortal Remains

    Twilight Sparkle discovers an urn, and a decade's worth of questions, in the ashes of her library.  · Cold in Gardez
    9,035 words · 12,262 views  ·  1,691  ·  22
  • E Night Guards

    The origins of Luna's personal guards.  · Raugos
    75,525 words · 25,208 views  ·  1,557  ·  20
  • E Lady Prismia and the Princess-Goddess

    Filly Cadence turns her first heart.  · Skywriter
    10,722 words · 7,296 views  ·  646  ·  6
  • T A New Way

    A small but growing number of changelings now live openly among ponies. Many ponies are welcoming. Others are concerned. And nobody, from the new Equestrian changelings to the Princesses themselves, knows how Queen Chrysalis is going to respond...  · Phoenix_Dragon
    216,025 words · 7,983 views  ·  1,113  ·  19
  • T Eternal

    Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt.  · device heretic
    159,827 words · 31,630 views  ·  2,781  ·  65
  • T Fire & Rain

    Sometimes it takes the darkest moments of our lives to find the brightest  · Ruirik
    132,604 words · 16,572 views  ·  1,853  ·  46
  • T A Song of Storms: Of Skies Long Forgotten

    The pegasi that founded Equestria have a dark past, a past Commander Hurricane played a key role in.  · The 24th Pegasus
    106,447 words · 5,502 views  ·  413  ·  7 · gore
  • T A Brief History of Equestria

    A look at how Equestria formed from the Tribal States to the Unitary Diarchy State of today.  · K9Thefirst1
    61,281 words · 8,806 views  ·  429  ·  9
  • T The First Light of Dawn

    A terrible accident threatens to unmake the world as we know it.  · Cold in Gardez
    67,434 words · 4,691 views  ·  328  ·  6
  • T A Song of Storms: Snow and Shadows

    With the onset of the windigo curse, Commander Hurricane and the other tribal leaders leave in search of new lands. They aren't the only ones to face challenges, as the tribes inch closer and closer to ripping each other apart with each day.  · The 24th Pegasus
    230,481 words · 2,544 views  ·  286  ·  5 · gore
  • T Friendship is Optimal

    Hasbro just released the official My Little Pony MMO, with an A.I. Princess Celestia to run it.  · Iceman
    38,698 words · 53,499 views  ·  3,128  ·  113
  • T Send Only Memories

    When a message from beyond comes to Equestria, Discord does everything to stop everypony from finding out what it says.  · Chinchillax
    7,717 words · 3,377 views  ·  360  ·  9
  • T Solitary Locust

    Twilight casts a spell that leaves her in an alien body, facing a mob of angry ponies...  · the parasprite
    110,038 words · 32,809 views  ·  2,851  ·  116 · gore

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  • Eternal Princess Celestia and Twilight Sparkle's bond is tested by miscommunication and guilt. by device heretic 159,827 words · 31,630 views · 2,781 likes · 65 dislikes
  • Friendship is Optimal Hasbro just released the official My Little Pony MMO, with an A.I. Princess Celestia to run it. by Iceman 38,698 words · 53,499 views · 3,128 likes · 113 dislikes
  • Fire & Rain Sometimes it takes the darkest moments of our lives to find the brightest by Ruirik 132,604 words · 16,572 views · 1,853 likes · 46 dislikes
  • The First Light of Dawn A terrible accident threatens to unmake the world as we know it. by Cold in Gardez 67,434 words · 4,691 views · 328 likes · 6 dislikes
  • A Song of Storms: Of Skies Long Forgotten The pegasi that founded Equestria have a dark past, a past Commander Hurricane played a key role in. by The 24th Pegasus 106,447 words · 5,502 views · 413 likes · 7 dislikes
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#107 · 5w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>2400386

I have, but I haven't been able to come up with a good name for said alt account. I really want to call it "Clop Hop" but that's waaaaay too obvious.

#106 · 5w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2400023

Have you considered moving it to an unlinked alt?

#105 · 5w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

>>2399708

It was weird and bizarre and I didn't want anyone digging up my fimfiction profile and finding it.

#104 · 5w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2335765

On par with the likes of "If You Were a Dinosaur, My Love", "Cat Pictures Please" and Redshirts? Damn, it must be good.

Sarcasm aside: why'd you password-lock [title removed]?

#103 · 20w, 9h ago · 1 · ·

>>2335765

Wow, thank you for the praise.

Now I really need to start writing original fiction. :twilightsheepish:

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