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Wearin Hat

Greetings true believer! It is I, the Wearer of Hats! I'm an aspiring writer and on here you'll find my dabblings into the world of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Enjoy! Hats off to y'all!


The ponies of Ponyville are typically noted to be the happiest, most well adjusted, and harmonious beings in all of Equestria. Whether this is because of their innate goodness, their close proximity to Canterlot, the continued presence of the Elements of Harmony, or just sheer happenstance, it is not uncommon for other towns to grow jealous of the pillar of perfection that the happy community appears to be.

However, whenever night falls in Ponyville, a different side of the town is exposed. Where the day is dominated by the bustling of ponies throughout the town, the night is occupied by only one being and he is something entirely different than what you would expect to find in the ‘paradise’. Bitter, cruel, rude, and sociopathic, this pony is an example of what happens when harmony fails.

Though his life had always been quiet, monotonous, and unimportant, everything changed as the walls of his sanctuary were burnt down thanks to a hapless accident. No longer hidden away from innocent eyes, Ponyville became a stage of sorts as the stallion was forced to start his life anew.

Take a moment and clear your calendar before you decide to burden yourself with entries from the diary of this stallion. Entries that detail the story of the happiest pony in all of Equestria, Ipsa Unica.


Cover art by Ghost Townsend

Chapters (70)
Comments ( 369 )

Love this, the style you write it in is awesome! :twilightsmile:

Damn I love this fic already :pinkiehappy:. Keep up the good work.

Better and better sir. You truly have captured the essence of the character.

All units, Operation MUFFIN DESTROYERER is in effect! :derpytongue2:

...That guy is a complete arse, and that story is brilliant xD

Lol this character is a wonderful douche.

Intriguing ending... Keep up the awesome work!! :coolphoto:

...That filly needs an adult. BADLY.
Also, poor Derpy fell in love with that jerk. I hope he won't be able to put his nefarious plan in action...Or that it backfires spectacularly. Or that his "nefarious" plan is actually harmless and over-the-top. :p

It always makes me happy to see that unhappy happy face when you put out an update :pinkiehappy:

Oh shit, he turned his SWAG on. Watch out Ponyville, Jersey Shore ain't got nothin' on Ipsa. :rainbowkiss:

I'd love to see some fan art for this. Too bad I can't draw. :twilightsheepish:

Oh god, is he going to kill Derpy or kiss her?

Two cliffhangers in a row? Really man! :raritycry::raritydespair::raritycry:


What makes you wonder that?


Why, whatever do you mean kind sir? I haven't the slightest clue as to what you're talking about. :trollestia:


You know exactly what you're doing you wonderful bastard! :ajbemused:

A love letter from the mare he hates? I just wonder if his gettin busy plan is more important.


You give me too much credit! Who do you think I am? Celestia? I'm not the one making this stuff happen to Ipsa. Nor am I the one making these 'alleged' cliffhangers.

As a side note, I am VERY proud of these last two chapters have come out. Sure, there are a few errors and whatnot, but I don't do my own editing so bleh. I still think I captured the two characters pretty well.

Oh definitely I'm lovin the story. It really should have more views.

Two side notes
I liked the older title to the story more, and Wearin Hat, best user name ever. :rainbowlaugh:


I would agree, but I believe my opinion is slightly biased.

You really think the old title was better? I saw that blog thingy and I was all like, inspired to do something with my life. So, instead of doing that, I decided to polish up the description and title some. I'll change it back though.

Yep, it is. I have that user name because I'm never online unless I'm wearing a hat.


In this case I think its justified.

Ya definitely, its a bit more.. ironic? I guess. I don't know it just sounds better.
Which blog post are you talking about?

Lol that just makes it more awesome.


The only thing stopping it from getting views is that people aren't looking at it. Getting featured or some crap would help. It's never the stories or authors that need views or recognition that get it.

I see your point.

I don't even know anymore man. I'm so engrossed in chapter 21 right now that I'm even acting like Ipsa...again.

I don't know how to help you with that, maybe they should add a spot in the featured box for stories that don't have a lot of views but are still good.

Good, good, much better. :pinkiesmile:

Again? Well I figured that's where you got your inspiration. I just hope that doesn't bleed out to much into your every day life.

Two updates in a night? So generous. :twilightsmile:

Poor Ipsa! :applecry:

aw, there must be some pretty distressed ponies (and dragon) out looking for their stuff.

:fluttercry: Fluttershy's Element? how did that end up in a bush?

Why would they be looking for their stuff? Twilight has it all. They just need to buy it back so that she doesn't go broke from having to buy the items from Ipsa.

You know what? That's a good question....

EHR MA GERD, I approve of this shipping, hopefully it all works itself out:derpytongue2:

Weird, who would treat an inanimate object like a pony, right?

I dunno lol:rainbowhuh:

dorpy X OC ship, PLZ!!! I hate it when things don't turn out well for dorpy:derpyderp1::derpyderp2::derpytongue2:


Perhaps you haven't noticed, Ipsa wouldn't make for a good very special somepony.

The new cover art is amazing :twilightsmile:


Thank you. The artist who did it is really good at what he does.

Well, I’ve learned that the arm of my couch has seven hundred and twenty-two thousand pieces of dust on it.

are you sure? Better count again :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

Good to see this back, and with new cover art! Hope your keyboard gets fixed soon, that's always a pain.

Poor Ipsa, he can't even bitch about his life without something bad happening to him!

wow... just read the whole thing and i am... well i don't know how to feel. all i know is that i want to see what happens next. :rainbowhuh:

IT WAS FUCKING DERPY!!!!! IT'S ALWAYS DERPY!!!!!!!!! that's not to say that I don't approve, in fact, please continue. Additionally UPDATE MOAR


When I started reading this story last night, I was dubious. By the time I was through the first quarter, I felt like was watching an incredible train wreck, so horrible and yet I can't wrench my eyes away. Then around halfway (I think) I start really enjoying this thing and this story becomes incredible. By the time I got to this chapter I simply couldn't put it down. HOW DO YOU DO THESE THINGS!!! :flutterrage:


Like a train wreck? Well, that's certainly flattering, thank you for that.

As for how I can do these things, it is simply through force of will.

Oh. My. Celestia. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Spitfire_dayum.png
This is brilliant. Just brilliant. No. More than brilliant. Beautiful, amazing... This deserves so much more attention than it has right now...Please, keep it up!

How is breaking Luna's crown a good idea? Wow!

Maybe Pinkie can be taken off the hit list. She seems to have learned to leave him alone.
Derpy, yeah... she did kinda burn his house down.
Wonder where V is, hope she comes back.
I don't see Twilight as a good candidate for plan GETTIN IT ON. She dislikes Uni too much. Cheerliee is probably his best bet.

I'm trying really hard to like this guy but he's too much of a dick!

1720433 you uh, ... you did notice the "bloodstained bowtie sized for a foal" on the list, right?:pinkiesick:

Hm, weird. Didn't he read the whole thing that Derpy and V wrote? That Derpy loves him, and V wanted to stay with him? Or is he just so emotionally distraught over it that he didn't read the whole thing?

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