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Incredible Blunderbolt


A retired FIMFiction veteran who's been there, done that, and got the tee-shirt, kid.

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I write short little stories when I'm warming up the gears for my larger works. This is where they'll be deposited for your viewing pleasure. Each story will be a stand-alone, unless specifically stated as such.

1. Feelings
Tags: Romance, Slice of Life
Description: There's NO POSSIBLE WAY Rainbow Dash likes Twilight! I mean, that'd be absolutely, positively, uncool... right?

2. The Deal
Tags: Romance
Description: Sometimes, deals are simply too sweet to pass up...

3. Curiosity
Tags: Romance, Comedy
Description: A question has been nagging at Twilight for weeks now, but she may not like the answer!

4. Seven Minutes
Tags: Romance, Comedy
Description: Sometimes, it's good to be stuck in the closet...

5. Chocolate
Tags: Romance, Comedy
Description: How can one day be such a big problem?

6. All Your Fault
Tags: Romance, Sad, Tragedy
Description: You said you could handle it—and you certainly didn't...

7. Moonlight
Tags: Slice of life, Romance
Description: Twilight has been missing for hours, and Celestia is worried.

8. Beach
Tags: Adventure, Human
Description: Our favorite heroines hit the beaches in force.

9. Journalist
Tags: Slice of Life, Random, Comedy
Description: Scootaloo's on a search for a good story.

10. Static
Tags: Slice of Life, Romance
Description: Ever feel like you've been stuck in a rut?

11. Sixty Minutes
Tags: Slice of Life, Romance
Description: Tick, tick, tick....

12. Munchies
Tags: Slice of Life
Description: Twilight weathers a break-in

13. Grapefruit
Tags: Slice of Life, Romance
Description: Twilight tries to get Rainbow Dash to eat grapefruit.

12. Love Knows No Bounds
Tags: Random, Comedy
Description: Truly, this is a love for the ages.

13. Sleep
Tags: Romance, Comedy
Description: Rainbow Dash likes sleeping a little too much.

14. Arson, Murder and Lifesaving
Tags: Romance, Adventure, Dark
Description: All that stands between Rainbow Dash and saving her friends is a giant warrior moose. This'll be fun.

15. Armor
Tags: Slice of Life, Sad, Romance
Description: Sometimes, we all need a little reassurance.

16. Chocolate II
Tags: Romance, Comedy
Description: That one day is still a huge problem...

17. The Staring Contest
Tags: Romance, Comedy, Slice of Life
Description: Rainbow Dash always wins. Always.
18. The Leak
Tags: Comedy, Romance, Random
Description: Simple solutions to complex problems.

Chapters (26)
Comments ( 227 )

This was a great little one-shot! I love how Rainbow comes full circle with her feelings and ends right back up in denial. This was a well written, well executed story, keep up the good work :twilightsmile:

Damn it Rainbow. You turn around and walk right back in there! Now! :twilightangry2:

In other news, I really liked this. You're a great writer. :twilightsmile:

All aboard the express train to Denial. Egypt!

Ah, this was very well written. Though I can't say I've ever seen Rainbow Dash shipped with Rarity. (come to think of it, I've only ever seen Rarity shipped with Fancy Pants, Blueblood, Spike, Fluttershy or Applejack)

Dash's internal monologue seems as relentless as my own. At least she has somepony to fixate upon. You could tell her that in the Equestrian Heritage Dictionary, the definition for "not cool" is illustrated with a line drawing of Twilight Sparkle, and she would immediately seek out a copy. (And maybe tear the page out and keep it for herself, if nopony seems to be watching.)

This story can be looped like an animation: it can be told twenty times, and twenty times the results will be the same. Which means, at least to me, that it's captured the situation perfectly. Life and love are like that sometimes.

Nice backstory to Blueblood, makes sense kinda, except Rarity still likes stallions after.

This is based on a picture that's been floating around for a while now, isn't it?

Sounds like a Jack in Rarity. Epic. So, TwiDash-ish beginning, and a plot lined for Rarity by somepony that at least SOUNDS like Applejack....like said...epic.

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Why yes, yes it is.:pinkiehappy:

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I'm not 100% sure that I was clear in the description; these are simply a bunch of vignettes I write as warm-ups for my real stories. None of them have anything to do with each other...

At least not yet...

878732 Doesn't mean I can't decipher it, whether a true story or not. :twilightsmile:

Got this in my DeviantArt inbox earlier today, so I'll say the same thing here I did there.

As funny as this is, I can't really see Applejack doing this. This is incredibly sneaky and underhanded (underhoofed?) for somepony like the Element Of Honesty to do.

with a smile or piece of advise

:twilightsheepish:

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Whoops!
And now you know why these are just my warm-ups!:twilightblush:

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Just trying to help... if you'd rather I didn't just say so. :twilightsmile:

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Of course! I love it when people point out the errors I've missed. I can only catch so many of them, right?

Actually, I probably wouldn't have ever caught that one! Thank you!:pinkiehappy:

876783 there are a cuple of RareDash fics out there but its not the most common 'ship

but then agian Dash has been shipped with everypony

:rainbowlaugh:
You are a pure evil, did you know that?

Oh wow, that last poem!

"We will stipulate for the record that Rainbow Dash writes better poetry than I do," said a resident of Nanbuckit.

That last poem is priceless :rainbowlaugh:

Dude, why you gotta hate on yourself like that? This was GREAT work! :twilightsmile::rainbowkiss:

This was awesome! The last poem made me laugh so much!

I actually really love this. The poems are all really sort of sweet, except that last one, and it progresses in a great way. About halfway through I found myself getting upset that it was just going to be a one shot since it has such a great setup to more. However that may be my bias playing in from the fact you are one of my favorite fic writers. Take it however you want, its a great fic.

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She didn't give up—she just didn't know what to do when she read the final words. She's a very reserved and socially awkward pony; finding out that somebody likes her would be scary enough, let alone discovering their lust. Instead of deciding to confront Rainbow Dash about her feelings the next day, she simply decided to wait for RD to tell her herself, given the high amount of... personal content in the journal.:twilightblush:

But thanks for reading! :pinkiehappy:

Once again, Pinkie knows best. :pinkiesmile:

even my non-unicorn standards

Just a little typo there. I'm sure you can spot it, talented author that you are. :twilightsmile:

Dat last one...

912387 Dude, Rainbow Dash has been shipped with a freakin watermelon :facehoof:, so yeah, she has been shipped with everything, I think the kitchen sink as well, at least according to the individual who wrote the watermelon ship. I think TwiDash is my favorite ship, probably because they are my favorite two ponies (followed closely by Luna). As for this story I like it I would love to see a follow up.

I love this one it is halarious. :rainbowlaugh:

But yes, give us a sequel.

Please:twilightsmile:

Cédric

Oh, Rainbow Dash :facehoof:

Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin Rainbow Dash...

This one definately needs a sequel... Pleeeese :twilightsheepish::scootangel::pinkiehappy:

2163417 Bravely ran away

All your stories are romance. Just tag the thing as romance. seriously.

I know that, pre-reformation, Discord was an evil jerk. But I don't think he'd murder Twilight (or anypony) in cold blood. Sombra or Chrysalis, maybe, but Discord just likes messing around.

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Very true, it would be out of character for him to do so. However, I needed a villian, and a newly 'reformed' Discord fit the bill. I don't agree with it either, but I prefered the irony over some random assassin.

AJ

I'm sorry, but this is frightfully out of character for AJ

Awh, I'm glad I didn't take this prompt... You pulled it off beautifully! :twilightsmile:

So much d'awww and win!

"Besides," she added for increased effect, "isn't her friend Rainbow Dash with her? I'm sure the skies show Twilight no danger with her around."

Pfft ahahahaha good one, Luna. Wait, were you serious?:rainbowhuh:

And then d'aawwwww. :twilightsmile:

Words cannot describe how much I love this! The ending led perfectly back to the status quo with the onus on Dash.

It actually felt pretty natural.
Nice job on these.:twilightsmile:

If there's one thing I had to dislike about it, it's Twilight still wearing her tiara. I think that's what I dislike most about this whole alicorn business; the gaudy dress and silly tiara seem to have been glued to her. D:

Otherwise, absolutely adorable little story.

I liked it. Even for such a short fic is really sets the mood. Maybe I've seen to many movies about D-day, but I could really see what happened.
Grey skies, rain and thunder, stormy sea and a big black castle just on the mainland. A bird eye view that shows us how many small ships are heading towards the beach (the answer is a lot) and how many enemy changelings are on the beach (it looks like the enemy is in the minority). Zoom onto 1 ship where the five are preparing for battle (they are not alone and this boat is filled with background characters). The conversion from the story is happening. Dash looks towards the beach (and castle), the camera pans away from the boat towards a bird eye view again. Thunder lights the whole changeling army. Behind the hills are many more changelings waiting, invisible for the Equestrian forces. Suddenly it's obvious that the Equestrian forces are in the minority.

Did I just type that? That was surprisingly easy...

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