Little loony Luna and crazy caffeinated Celestia's life in Canterlot

by Vidhwansak


T-That wasn't necessary, Tia!

T-That wasn't necessary, Tia!

There's nothing weirder than an alicorn. It's just the truth! You can't get any weirder than...Us. Even Discord has nothing on us. Alicorns are weird, and we do things that nopony would ever think about doing, or can't do. Still, once you think about it, you'd think the universal deity that makes our lives weird would give us alicorns a break; we're already such a huge magnet for the weird that we don't really need much more of it!

A musing Luna was prowling about in the castle gardens, in an especially old clearing that she faintly remembered being in before, but couldn't remember what exactly had transpired here in the past. Accompanying her was Celestia, who was enjoying the walk around the rather sparse and unimpressive clearing they were in. Celestia had wanted to talk a walk with her, though Luna wondered why she picked here, of all places, as it wasn't the best place to take a walk in; the only thing of interest was a gazebo in the middle of the clearing, and even that looked small and unimpressive, just like the clearing surrounding it. Unable to believe that her sister would just pick this particular spot in the gardens to walk to, she decided to question her sister's motives.

"Tia, why are we here, and why have you not decided to put flowers and plants in this clearing? It looks rather out of place compared to the beautiful gardens surrounding it. It's certainly not the first place I'd like to stroll through, that's for sure, and I know that you love the beautiful plants and flowers in other parts of the garden, so there's really no reason to ever come into this clearing to admire the 'view'."

Her sister looked at her apologetically. "I'm sorry about that, Lulu; there is a reason why I have asked for you to take a walk with me in this specific clearing. Tell me, doesn't this place bring back a memory to you, back when we were little fillies?"

Luna stared flatly at her sister. "It's been a thousand years inside a cold, hard rock, Tia, you can't possibly expect me to remember everything that transpired in the past when I'm sleeping for that long. I especially can't remember anything involving an empty clearing with nothing but a gazebo around. While I admit that I have some faint remembrance of this area, I know not of the exact details of what happened here."

"...So, you don't remember your first kiss?"

I...Okay, that was rather sudden and weird. Not to mention slightly suspicious. "No, Tia, and, if I may be so bold, why are you asking me such a question here? It seems...Inappropriate. This also doesn't look like where I'd want to have my first kiss."

"Huh; you really don't remember, then. Fair enough, you were just a little filly back then." Striding up into the gazebo, Celestia left behind a confused Luna as she took residence on a bench. "That's a shame; I thought we could have had a laugh about it, but it doesn't seem like we're going to have one."

"Now you're just not making any sense whatsoever, Tia; I don't remember kissing anypony, much less as a filly! Tell me what I did, now!" Luna sat down next to her sister with a frown, wondering about what her sister was going on about. "This sounds important, and I want to know who I first kissed!"

"I think it'd be far easier to show you, Lulu."

Show me? What are yo- Luna's thought process was interrupted and then promptly shutdown as her sister leaned in and kissed her. Her surprise and shame in the sudden act of getting kissed by her sister was slowly drained away as she realized that she was actually enjoying the kiss! Before she could summon the courage to kiss Celestia back, her sister pulled away, leaving behind a flabbergasted Luna with a thousand yard stare.

"I-I...T-That wasn't necessary, Tia! And for all I know is that I just got my second kiss, with you! I don't understand what the purpose of that was!"

Glumly, Celestia pointed to herself. "Jeez, you can't connect the dots at all. I was your first kiss, Lulu."

What you believe in is not real anymore. A still dazed Luna struggled to snap out of her stupor, which was only partially successful. "Y-You mean I...I...Wait..."

With some intense concentration, Luna tried to remember the incident that happened so, so long ago, with success this time around.


"Tiiiiiiia!"

"Hmm?" A much younger version of Celestia with a pink mane was in a gazebo, drawing a picture of the sky. It was very blue, like Luna. Speaking of which, she turned around to see her little sister charging at her, with a massive smile on her face.

"I love you!"

Hee hee; that's sweet. In anticipation of a tackle, she spread her hooves out, ready to catch Luna in her grasp. "I love you too Lu-"

With astounding strength in one so young, Luna propelled herself at Celestia, pressing her mouth against hers in what she thought was a normal way to show affection for another. Celestia, however, was not expecting such a thing, and her stance slackened as Luna tackled her to the ground, hitting the wooden gazebo floor with a thud that would have moderately injured a normal pony. Just as quickly as it happened, Luna pulled away from the kiss with a smile, giggling at the dumbstruck expression on her sister's face. "I saw two guards kissing each other, and when I asked them about it, they said it was a way to show affection to a loved one, and since I love you, I kissed you!"


Present day Luna was now blushing as the scene from the past replayed in her mind, and she groaned. "I was such a silly filly back then..."

"Agreed." Celestia's own cheeks were red as the two sat in silence, both mulling over what had transpired now and in the past.

"...Thank you, Tia, for being my first kiss."

"Don't mention it. Ever." The solar princess lightly punched Luna, and she smiled as the punch was returned.