"that sounds like a lot of work"

Because I'm bored, I'll be keeping a list of the fics DLS has reviewed for his contest. If you want to see just a table of scores rather than links to the stories where you can scroll down and look at the reviews themselves, Gara is compiling a list here. Otherwise:

• How Rarity Got Her Groove Back
• Modding by Moonlight
• The Virgin Six: Fluttershy
• Mardi Gras Gropers
• The Yellow Submarine
• Addiction
• A New Year's kiss
• Fluttershy and Discord Have Sex
• A Relaxing Soak
• To Explore the Realm of Dreaming
• Exposure
• Twilight Can't Get Laid - This one apparently was reviewed, but comments are locked on it, see if DLS said something about it in the comments here.
• Clientele
• Double Trouble
• Canterlot Glory
• Bon-Bon's Hands-On Revenge!
• Social Distancing
• Shape of My Heart
• At Fluttershy's Cottage
• Fluttershy Will Be Our New Lead
• I Had An Itch
• Making Waves
• The Greatest Show Never Seen
• A Special Reward For A Behaved Little Filly
• Surrender
• Wallflower's Little Side Business
• Sibling Supremacy Sword Fight
• The Ponyville Spa Reforming Service
• Twilight Sparkle Learns to Orgasm
• Broken Butterflies
• Fire and Heat
• Mooning Magnus
• Simple Dream
• Principal Celestia's Guide to Anal Sex
• BEST. NIGHT. EVER.
• The Final Sacrifice
• Mating Season of the Witch
• Tailoring for a Goddess
• An Insect, Crushed
• What Are Siblings For?
• White On White
• Quarantined Together
• Thick as Cream
• A Very Long Courtship
• A Bug in the Bedchamber
• Spike's Everfree Funtime
• Corrupting Friendship: What is Love?
• Private Lessons
• Astronomy Lessons
• Everfree Hospitality
• The Art of Control
• Weekly Visit With The Headmare
• Invisible Stars
• Free Food
• Button Mash: Mommy's Little Stud
• Rainbow Dash's Epic Prank
• How Scootaloo was Made
• Pistachio Nuts
• Karma's A Bitch
• Marble Creams Her Pie
• Practice Makes Perfect
• Bondage Breezies
• A Bizzare Adventure in Pet(Sit)ting
• Sun-Kissed Rainbow
• Vinyl Gets Scratched
• Sundown
• Some Days You Just Want to FUCK
• Love Me Tender
• Comforting A Student
• Dark Chocolate
• Fun In The Hay
• How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Cadance's Big Fat...
• Apple Family Breeding Program
• Kirin Compromise
• Dog Day After-School Special: Spike's Bitch, Rarity
• Can We Have A Foal?
• Dining With Friends
• Between the Cheeks
• Self-Love
• Just a Little Hot and Bothered
• The Homewrecking Contest
• A Regular Checkup
• Sweating Together, Sleeping Together
• The Coming of Celestia the Equestrian (A Planet of the Pantsless Pony People Prequel!)
• PearFlanks
• Girl in the Tower
• Apples and Oranges
• Love, Rainbow'ver Me
• The Enemy of my Enemy is Annoyingly Hot
• Masquerade Theatre
• She Wants to Move On
• Summer Break
• Making a Family
• One More Shot
• A Double 'fffff for the Fuff
• Growing Love
• A hot shot
• Wubbin' and Clubbin'
• Indulging Friends
• Limestone Laid
• Kissing Away Scars, Finding Home
• A Little Help?
• Settling A Bet
• Dreamer
• Twilight Sparkle's Field Oberservations on Draconequus Mating Habits
• Fitting into Each Other
• Denial
• Reversing the Roles
• I was my teenage daughter!?
• Butterflies & Red Skies
• Rainbow Connection
• A Quick Wonderbolt Threesome
• Oh, golly!
• The Mother and The Intruder
• Trixie My Pet
• Right Place, Right Time
• Sunset, Twilight, and Wallflower Get Bucked Senseless!
• Siren Appetites
• The Last Unicorns
• Party for the Party Mare
• Anatomy Exam Study Group
• Sushi Girl Sunset
• Daring's Little Secret Contest
• Friction
• The Embers of a Smoldering Lust
• Luna's Dirty Little Secret
• That Pony Sure Likes Her Apples
• A Wing Boner Magazine
• Rare Sweets Are Spike the Dragon's Treats
• Making Dreams Come True
• Cuckquean Cadance
• Carousel Carousing
• A HOT Day at the Beach
• A Naptime Quickie
• One Night in the Lecherous Pet Shop
• Rarity, the Dragon's Sacrifice
• Written In The Stars
• Vapor Trails In Her Sky
• The Gray Company
• Phantom Pleasures: The Enchanted Library Erotica
• Tears for Deers
• Cloud Four-and-One-Fifth
• Cloudy With Horseballs
• Yakety Sex
• Time Turner's Time Loop
• Drinking Milk Straight From The Tap
• Chasing The Tides
• You are not going to a strip club!!
• One Door Closes...
• Going Home
• Death of a Spy
• Do the Pathetic Princess Thing
• A Ritual As Old As The Hills
• Fluttering into Spike the Dragon's Heart
• Sci-Twi’s Mystery Machine of Randomness
• Memories Laid Bare
• Getting Ready for Bed
• Lyra the Gynecologist
• Welcome to the School, Slut! or The Triumph of Capitalism
• Pent Up
• ABC: Always Be Conceiving
• The Milf Six
• Kindness Towards the Sun(butt)

Comments

[Bad Dragon]

Awesome! I'm bookmarking this blog.

[Third Wheel]

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I'll try to update it daily, we'll see how it goes. If you spot a reviewed story that I haven't added yet, be sure to let me know so I can add that in.

[AndwhatIseeisme]

Thank you for doing this. This saves me so much time spent obsessively clicking through every story to see what else has been rated and how my crap stacks up.

[Lurks-no-More]

Ooh, this is some quality public service.

[GentlemanPonyographer]

Hey, thanks for keeping track of this!

Pretty neat to see the scores as they come out, even if there's a lot of really stupidly good clopfic that probably puts me out of the running already. I blame Wintermist. :)

[dirty little secret]

I have no idea how you’re doing this without being extremely labor intensive.
It did occur to me, though, that there’s a way I can make things easier without making the scoring sheet public too early or having to keep multiple lists updated: I could tell you what order the reviews are coming out in!

Here’s a stripped-down list with just that. Knowing what order to look for reviews in can probably help you find them much more efficiently. (And I guess it will be nice for anyone to be able to look at the list and find out when their story is getting reviewed.)

Here’s the list.

Also, it may be helpful to know that I intend to get 12 done per day ... though that’s by no means a guarantee. It might be more or less.

[Third Wheel]

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Thank you very much for that. As for how I was doing it without it being labor intensive, I wasn't. I looked through the comments of every single entry. The actual linking though is easy, if you just select and copy a story's title from the story itself and paste it in on any chat box within fimfiction the link to it (and the bold formatting, at least on mobile) get carried over too.

Hmm. And now I see comments are disabled on one you probably already reviewed. Odd, can we read the review for Twilight Can't Get Laid anywhere?

[dirty little secret]

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Odd, can we read the review for Twilight Can't Get Laid anywhere?

Since I wasn’t able to post the review on that one anyway, I got a little bit lazy and didn’t write up a full review.

Here’s the basic rundown, though:
Rough notes:

just face it Rarity,” Twilight exclaimed -- lack of comma
pardon me Twilight,” she asked. -- lack of comma
calender -- spelling
I'll be twenty two Rarity -- lack of comma, lack of hyphen
Lots of minor grammar errors that will probably only annoy grammar nazis like me.
She was twenty one, and that was twenty one years too old for her.
-----Wait, so she wanted to lose her virginity when she was less than a year old?
Rarity was heartbroken. -- telling, not showing
why didn't Rarity want to fuck Twi?
pretty good job of building up to the climax, and the climax itself
maybe a little bit light on body descriptions and setting?

Scores:

Cloppability: 86
Allure: 75
Enticement: 89
Immersion: 85
Prose Quality: 80
Total: 415