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Implausible Deniability

I'm not an alt! You're an alt! The whole darn system is an alt!

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Was laughing far too hard for most of this.

This was straight up amazing! Well done!

~Skeeter The Lurker

This has basically everything a reader could want. Funny dialogue, great character dynamics, casual nudity, the works.

Thanks! :twilightsmile: Also, I have to smile at how the alleged lurker was the first to comment. :raritywink:

I didn't mean for it to be a comedy. It just kind of came out that way. Though the scenario is pretty funny on paper.

This was all around fantastic and I'm going to be using quotes from this story for weeks to come at the very least. I'm also impressed how you managed to wrap up that big loose thread (probably the only piece of thread left at the school) at the end.

P.S.: I also now want to see an independent sequel about pony Dash getting her hooves on the recharged Memory Stone and using it for mischief, but that's mostly unrelated.

There are not nearly enough stories like this one. Well done, and I hope there's gonna be more.


I aim to please, my friend. I aim to please.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Wallflower was pretty sure she was straight, but she wasn't that straight.

No one is :pinkiecrazy:

I like porn with a smile. People take sex and everything related to it so seriously that some levity goes well with lewdity!

spam, spam, eggs, sex, and spam

this reference in of itself earns you an upvote

Now we need a sequel showing the planet wide orgy and/or the ramifications of glimmer's actions and how twilight mitigates any if at all of the damages


probably the only piece of thread left at the school


Thanks! Glad to hear it went over so well. And yeah, the Memory Stone would be a great pranking tool... but the problem is that there doesn't seem to be any way to eject the memories without smashing the thing. And I could easily see Dash accidentally erase far more than she meant to.

It's part of why I wrote it. Be the change you want to see in the world, even if that change is goofy, feel-good, erotic mind manipulation. Apparently.

Sunset's like Braeburn. Everyone's gay for her.

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I don't have anything planned in the way of the sequel, though I will note that Starlight hasn't created a permanent global mega-orgy. Even when a handjob becomes as significant as a handshake, no one's constantly shaking hands. People will still wear clothes, just for aesthetic or practical reasons rather than a sense of cultural obligation. Bikini tops will see far less use, but less so bikini bottoms. (According to an authority on the subject, sand gets everywhere. It's also coarse and rough.) And winter at CHS will look a lot different than it did today... though given the average teenage libido, study hall attendance might be roughly the same.

Agreed. Funny porn is the best porn.

Note: Fic contains no bloody Vikings.

As far as clop fics go, this one is really intelligently written. Well done.

I still wouldn't mind seeing you come back to this world at some point. Casual sex and things of this nature things that i like, among others. Even if its just snapshots of life after the cloud, different glimpses in how people adapt and cope to a life where, all of a sudden, social mores have suddenly relaxed a whole hell of a lot, and puritanical beliefs about sex are no longer a thing. Hell, i wouldnt mind seeing some sort of comedy from a puritanical pony (person? Theyre called humans in the show, but theyre something different.) Anyhoo, how would somepony who'se religion (which is a missive social construct) says that sex should only be for procreation, suddenly finds their own personal social view of the world challenged.

Eh, I don't think Wallflower would have used it so liberally if it didn't have a reverse button.
Smashing it was the last ditch solution in the episode because she wouldn't reverse it, but the scrolls in the episode all stated you had three days to get the memories back so it must have been something you could do without breaking the whole thing (how else would others have known that if the Stone was still around).

Dash would definitely overshoot her target a couple times though, that's half of what makes it interesting. :rainbowwild:

Not intended as an accurate depiction of a naturist lifestyle.

As a naturist myself, I find it hilarious that you had to point that out. :rainbowlaugh:

People do tend to have a lot of misconceptions about the lifestyle, but that's a story for another day. Soapboxing aside, I really enjoyed reading your story. The pacing was good. The dialogue felt natural and it was lighthearted when it needed to be. Great job.

It's a fascinating topic, but I don't feel I can tackle such a sensitive one with the measured respect it deserves. Especially not on a clopfic alt account. Not that this is one. :trixieshiftleft::trixieshiftright:

Fun fact: I was thinking specifically of you when I wrote that disclaimer. I've read several of your stories, and I felt this merited one. You know, just in case. :derpytongue2:

Oh, nice! :pinkiegasp:

Always good to see a fan. Sorry that I didn't recognize you specifically, a lot of people read my stories.

Funner fact: I took this as an opportunity to do a quick scroll through the comment sections of 10117157 on the assumption that you clumsily pasted Groucho Marx glasses onto your existing avatar, because otherwise your username makes no sense. (See also: Paper Thin, who at least had the sense to use fanart of the character whose in-show headshot is his main's avatar)

The crossed-out word is because it's actually pretty well-placed, it's just not going to fool anyone except Jimmy (I would have said "anyone who's not a cartoon character" but then I remembered the guy on this site who's more or less claimed to be a cartoon character even in the rare instances where he's temporarily himself)

Relevance doesn't really matter that much to me. I just love Adagio. :heart:

As a matter of fact, I did write a story exploring many of those very topics. Out of respect to Implausible Deniability, I won't post the link in my comment but feel free to PM me if you're interested in reading it.

You were incidentally tagged on something that was directed at somebody else. Read the full comment more closely.

This was a really good read, love the concept and it's always fun seeing Glimglam showing off those guidance counselor chops by offering the best advice around. Starlight Glimmer is full of good ideas.

Starlight and Wallflower are such a treat.

Most excellent.

Ooooh. Glad to see somebody else writing 'Equestria Girls but also everyone's naked' kinda stories. And here I hadn't even thought of using Wallflower or the magic memory rock in that way, either! And bonus Rarijack, which is always fun.

Any plans for a sequel?

For a given value of "good," yes.

Glad you enjoyed it! I'm a big fan of your work. And yeah, the Memory Stone offers a lot of storytelling potential, both work-safe and not.

As for a sequel, I don't have any plans at the moment, but hey, never say never. And if you have an idea, you're more than welcome to use the story as a springboard.

"Ummmm..." Starlight tried to erase her memories of breakfast that morning. Nothing happened.

How'd she know if something happened? :rainbowlaugh:

She wouldn't remember what she had for breakfast, but she would remember the memory of erasing that memory. (Have ever you ever remembered that you told yourself to remember something but not what that thing actually was? That, but in reverse.)

This story's sense of humor is similar to Clopficsinthecomments, only more direct. I love it. Make more.

I hope that Wallflower gets the Memory Stone back to fix all this and punch Starlight straight in the pussy good and hard for what she did to the entire HUMAN world when she used the memory stone to remove the stuff about cloths and sex not allowed out in the open like what happened, plus how that cloud of memories appeared at the end of the chapter that just shows the chance for a sequel to be done.

I started reading, not knowing whether I should enjoy this or be afraid. It was very much the former. :moustache:

"Makes sense. He'd hoped the low-magic environment would drain the enchantments to uselessness. Lucky for us that didn't happen."

Really, Starlight? REALLY?! RIGHT AFTER the whole magic mirror incident?

"It does say interesting things about Rainbow's learning techniques," Twilight said from next to Sunset.

Pinkie tapped a finger against her chin. "Even though the last few years of your dossier just say 'data expunged' for some reason."

Haa, references.

I gotta say, I REALLY enjoyed reading this. As an aside, I think it would’ve been a great twist if Sunset was in on the nudist element of this plan, even if not the rest. But that twist with Fluttershy’s trick tho... :rainbowlaugh:

Also I only see one small grammar error.

... slamming into Applejack from behind, somehow making it looking stylish and elegant.

making it look


Really, Starlight? REALLY?! RIGHT AFTER the whole magic mirror incident?

But Starlight has an idea. And that sentence is never cause for concern. :pinkiecrazy:

Glad you enjoyed it, and thanks for the typo catch.

funny intersting bit of a tease but not that stimulating more a enjoyable guilty pleasure

She smirked. "I think you're forgetting who kicked whose ass at the four hundred meter in gym." She shoved him flat on his back and heaved herself onto his shoulders. "You're gonna suck my dick."


"We went over this in human anatomy, dude. Clits are girl dicks."

Third funniest part of this story.

The lunchlady snorted. "You kids today. Call this hot? Summer o' '69, now that was a scorcher. Fried an egg on th' sidewalk jus' t' see if I could. Then Cousin Apple Rose went an' did th' same thing to her behind with her beau at th' time..." She shook her head. "Aw, you got me ramblin'. I'm fine, thanks fer askin'. Enjoy yer lunch."

Second funniest.

"—but remember, hands off your clams, minds on exams!"

Definitely the funniest line in this story.

I liked the fic, the only thing I hate was flash sentry

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Please keep in mind, I know I can be overly critical and negative at times. I can always find something to nitpick, even in the greatest works of literature ever written. Please don't take it personally!
-Really fantastic how casual everything is, nicely counterpointed by wallflower being the only one aware of how unusual everything is.
-Sometimes unclear what's physically happening as the main sex scene starts to heat up.
-Might have wished for more detailed descriptions along the way of people's underwear & bodies, but yeah, it is already pushing the word count limit, so I can see why that wouldn't be included.
-May have been a bit rushed and muddled at times -- there's a lot going on.
-So, is Wallflower now going to be the only (above 18) person in the world who thinks all this nudity is weird? I'm sure that will help her fit in!

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Cloppability: 91/100
Allure: 92/100
Enticement: 90/100
Immersion: 85/100
Prose Quality: 95/100
Total Score: 453/500
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So, is Wallflower now going to be the only (above 18) person in the world who thinks all this nudity is weird? I'm sure that will help her fit in!

That was half of the point of the memory ribbon coming out of her at the end. Starlight made sure she could enjoy the new normal just as much as everyone else.

But hey, best score I got out of my three submissions. Can't complain. :pinkiehappy: Thanks for the reviews, mine and everyone else's. (Seriously, do not envy you.)

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Fetish Fuel: Free Love
She (or maybe he) is happy to share love with anyone who wants it, just like you're happy to share your clopfic with anyone who wants it. Your clopfic had the best scene with casual sex, free use, and/or having sex for spurious reasons that wouldn't normally justify it. Prostitution may also count if it’s clearly done for much lower than the usual rate.

The Pervert
When it comes to thinking up sexy ideas, you're the best. Your mind is always in the gutter, and you like it that way! Regardless of how well you executed it, your clopfic had the best idea/premise.

The swimsuit was just barely wide enough to hide everything it had to. Once Miss Cheerilee straightened up, she looked back and gave the class a wink. "I'm flattered, everyone, but please try to focus on the lesson. This will be on the final."

amazing. what on earth am I reading on this fine Tuesday afternoon

Hey, I was hardly shy with the content warnings. If you opened it without reading the packaging, that's on you. :rainbowwild:

Lyra and Bonbon scissored, both of them proving very vocal.

“You’re my best friend!”

“You’re my best friend!”

Aye, it was a good time.

I sadly must make one complaint with this story. The idea that nudism and sexual hedonism are overlapping ideas. Sorry. But congrats on not making sexual hedonism the same thing as misogynism, I've seen that too many times! Interesting work.

Yeah, hence the "not an accurate portrayal of naturism" disclaimer. Still, glad you enjoyed it for the most part.

I know it's long odds after a year. But I would kill a man. A good, family man, to see this continued.

Please don't. Blood sacrifice is almost never the answer. Definitely not when requesting clopfics.

(Honestly, the biggest stumbling block is figuring out the plot of a sequel. Such an immense alteration of global culture is going to have massive ramifications that seem outside the scope of MLP fan fiction. And even if I limit it to human Canterlot, what do I have the characters do besides have sex with one another?)

"Right, I never introduced myself." The girl offered her hand. "Hi, Starlight Glimmer. Unicorn, self-taught sorceress, former cult leader and archnemesis of Twilight Sparkle. The 'former' applies to both." After a moment, she added, "And I mean the princess, not the girl with glasses."

Oh, okay then, didn't see that coming.

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