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AndwhatIseeisme
I write stories mainly featuring small horses having sex with one another, and that is probably all you really need to know about me.
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Haha, classic Pinkie..
I'll have you know i spent almost an hour on-line looking up different apple varieties and cross-referencing them to the story.
I counted 24 references (maybe 25, not sure). Maybe you can do another story about Applejack's cousin Jonathan, who was a northern spy for the King of the Pippins. While on a mission he took the liberty of freeing the Buffalo warrior Nickajack from the wicked Lord Lambourne and his wife Lady Alice. He even stole the cruel lady's enchanted opal. "My jewel!" she cried as he escaped into the night. He was deemed a true champion. 
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Congratulations, 25 is the correct answer. You win nothing, good day sir.
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Seriously though, I'm thoroughly impressed you took the time to count them all out. Nicely done.
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What can I say, I had a "Twilight Moment".
Okay, I missed Flower of Kent.
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-Apple puns: strong.
-Actual cloppyness: weak.
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hoof-carved from a red oak tree-- not from an apple tree? Blasphemy!-The erotic apple eating was a crazy -- but actually kind of fun -- touch.
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Cloppability: 30/100
Allure: 35/100
Enticement: 15/100
Immersion: 30/100
Prose Quality: 90/100
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I know, but I needed something red for the knobby russet woodcock pun to work. I feel that Applejack would forgive me for using a non-apple tree if it's in service of a good apple-based pun.
Months later, it has suddenly occurred to me that I never once made a reference to Applejack masticating furiously as she eats that apple, and I have never felt so ashamed of myself as a writer.