DarkKing2

DarkKing2 #1 · Apr 25th, 2020 · 1 · ·

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This story is 69 funny

The Bricklayer

The Bricklayer #2 · Apr 25th, 2020 · 1 · ·

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10200536
...Ugh, right, I forgot which number it'd get. Lame joke, haha.

DarkKing2

DarkKing2 #3 · Apr 25th, 2020 · · ·

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10200540
You know it's funny but thank you for making it to this plane not a lot of people make it past 30 stories

The Bricklayer

The Bricklayer #4 · Apr 25th, 2020 · 1 · ·

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10200553
Okay, fair point. And most people who do make it past thirty have their stories go to crap I've found.

DarkKing2

DarkKing2 #5 · Apr 25th, 2020 · · ·

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10200556
Yeah it's sad but it is true and if not then they started deleting good stories

Perpetually Confused

Perpetually Confused #6 · Apr 26th, 2020 · · ·

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Lovemaking in the dragon lands is loud, aggressive and at often times painful.

Lurks-no-More

Lurks-no-More #7 · Apr 28th, 2020 · · ·

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Given what we've seen of dragon culture, I can certainly believe Ember's sex life in Dragonlands sucks.
Soarin's a clear improvement!

The Bricklayer

The Bricklayer #8 · Apr 28th, 2020 · · ·

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10205856
I think even Fluttershy's brother might be a marked improvement. Not by much, but still an improvement. Also, I must thank you for correcting me on certain matters over PM. The story has been corrected in turn.

Angelica Silverwing

Angelica Silverwing #9 · Apr 30th, 2020 · · ·

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I waited to read this. I regret that decision now sweeter than cotton candy in a way and fluffier than sheep's wool. Great job sir madame or however you identify.

The Bricklayer

The Bricklayer #10 · Apr 30th, 2020 · · ·

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10208966
It's sir. But yeah, I was aiming for the warm and fuzzy feeling. It's kinda an issue with sex stories on this site, nobody really seems to want to aim for that sort of thing. Not sure why it's r... oh, I know exactly the answer to that. People are just sex addicts, sadly.

harts fire

harts fire #11 · May 1st, 2020 · · ·

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a grate one shot awesome righting team.

dirty little secret

dirty little secret #12 · May 24th, 2020 · · ·

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This is your official review from Dirty Little Secret's Dirty Little Contest!
Remember to vote in the contest's poll -- voting closes at midnight, June 6th.
And make sure to allow notifications from the contest group and/or follow Dirty Little Secret to get the full results and the awards show post on June 9th!

------ Review ------

Please keep in mind, I know I can be overly critical and negative at times. I can always find something to nitpick, even in the greatest works of literature ever written. Please don't take it personally!
-A very nice concept, though maybe it could be done more emotionally, with more of a connection?
-Pairings seemed a bit random. Starlight/Spike as well.
-Spike was a lot of things, a bit of a dork, slightly awkward and a bit on the pony side but he was never a liar. At least not to her. --pretty sure there's multiple instances in the show where he lies to her, but okay
-Pretty unclear at times what's pysically happening.
-Plot seems very driven by what the author wants to happen, rather than driven by the characters.
-It's nice that Ember stays very Ember throughout the story.
-Good to see them actually develop a bit of a relationship.

------ Scores ------

To clarify what these scores mean, check my judging rubric.
Cloppability: 65/100
Allure: 70/100
Enticement: 45/100
Immersion: 60/100
Prose Quality: 90/100
Total Score: 330/500
The more specialized scores for individual prizes, as well as the results of the community poll, will be published when the full results are announced. If this story wins any awards, there will be another post in the story comments sometime after June 9th announcing that this story has won.

Thank you for participating, and thank you for contributing to Fimfic's collection of clop!

The Bricklayer