Student and Teacher, Servant and Mistress, Citizen and Ruler, Friend and...Lover?
by Jonesly
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Twilight Sparkle stalked into the room with a glower on her face. Facing her audience she began in a low, intense voice, “I don't know who are. I don't know what you want. If you want a ransom I can tell you I don't have access to the treasury. What I do have is a particular set of spells. Spells I have acquired over the course of a very long career. Spells that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you give it back now, that will be the end of it. I will not look for you. I will not pursue you, I will not cast a certain spell I've been dying to test out. If you do not give it back, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will pie you in the face so hard your grandmother tastes rhubarb.”
Twilight stalked out of the room, leaving behind five stunned mares and a baby dragon.
Rainbow Dash gulped, “Pinkie, where did you hide her Princess Celestia plushie?”
Pinkie looked back with wide eyes, “I think it's at Sugarcube Corner.”
“Go get it. Go get it NOW.”
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Other than that mistake in the first sentence of dialogue, it was great. Very cute. Unfortunately that mistake did ruin it a bit for me though.
In the name of pie, I compel thee!
Oh, lols. Dat ending, so hilarious.
No
I do rather enjoy the insinuation that Spike is entirely used to this behavior from her.
beautiful
4787029
Well, we are talking about the baby dragon that keeps an improvised flak suit handy for whenever Twilight loses her cool, after all.
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4787072 ...................................................................................Damn.
Total reference wood over here.
4786712
She doesn't know who it was in the room who took the plushie, but she knows the ponies in the room. Understand now?
4788032 Actually, I think 4786712 was referring to the fact that
should be
Also, the rhubarb line needs to be on a t-shirt.
4786712 whoops, sorry.
4788032
Sorry, but that's incorrect English. The author's already admitted as such.
4788859
Right, it's been pointed out that I missed the point - I didn't see the missing "you", so I assumed you were confused about the use of "I don't know who you are" in a room full of close friends.
Just a thought, but "Sun and Stars" would sound more natural
4791447 I thought "The Sun and The Stars" would be better.
I know that quote at the beginning.... though I cant remember where its from... damn
5829846
From the movie Taken