The Sun and the Stars: A Twilestia Prompt Collab

by Fuzzyfurvert

94. Parents by Grimman007

Author's Note:

A/N: BOLD CAPS indicate a voice that is incredibly low pitched, like "two lead slabs slamming together" (Thank you, Sir Terry Pratchett, for that wonderful description.), while Regular bold indicates a deep female voice.

by Grimman007

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Twilight watched as the circle of runes glowed with an eldritch light, and a deep chime sounded. Two massive figures, each taller than even Celestia slowly phased in, and a deep and terrible voice rang out.

"THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?", said the bearded alicorn stallion.

The alicorn mare beside him responded in a grandmotherly voice.

"Perhaps the mare behind that weak wall has some answers. Come out, please, dear; I would rather not have to expend more energy than I need to right now."

Twilight was now shaking like a leaf. The stallion's voice sounded like it was grating her soul like hard cheese with every syllable, while the mare's voice dripped with beyond-godlike power. And if she considered a three meter thick wall of adamantium that was personally reinforced by both Celestia and Luna weak, HOLY. BUCKING. SHIT.

"Come now, I don't bite." said the mare.

"A-are you Celestia's p-parents?", squeaked Twilight.

"Why do you ask?" the mare asked back.

"B-because I-I'm l-looking for their blessing."

The mare gave Twilight a sudden look of understanding.

"Do you love her?"

"W-What?"

"Do you love her?"

"Y-yes, with all my heart!", Twilight answered fearfully.

"AND DOES SHE LOVE YOU?", the stallion asked.

"Y-yes."

"Then you have our blessing, child.", the mare said in a comforting tone.

"BUT UNDERSTAND THIS, CHILD.", warned the stallion, "IF YOU EVER HURT HER, I-"

"What my husband is trying to say, is that to harm her in any way would be... incredibly unintelligent of you.", the mare interrupted.

"I understand perfectly. Don't worry, harming her is something I would never consider in the first place."

"THEN IF OUR BUSINESS IS CONCLUDED?"

"Oh! Before you go, can I ask what your names are?"

The pair smirked.

"Mother Earth."

"FATHER TIME. YOURS?"

"T-T-T-Twilight Sp-Sparkle, s-sir." Twilight stammered out.

Mother Earth smiled. "Don't forget to invite us to the wedding, dear. Goodbye... for now."

And with that, the pair vanished in a flash of light.

Twilight was later found unconscious in the library basement, stiff as a board of wood.

Comments

[The Princess Rarity]

Headcanon accepted!

[Bakmah Genesis]

This makes so much sense. this is now head canon.

[RushingWonder]

You just changed my head canon for the better and sparked a want to write. Awesome job.

[Pearple Prose]

Cool idea.

[KibaWR]

well, that went incredibly well^^