The Sun and the Stars: A Twilestia Prompt Collab

by Fuzzyfurvert

318. Cheater by Jonesly

by Jonesly

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It was late at night in Canterlot. Strike that, late at night was about three hours ago. This night in Canterlot had gone right beyond late and was bordering on just being early early morning. In a room in the palace, nine mares were having a traditional gathering. A sleepover. Games had been played, drinks had been drunk, and much giggling was had. Talk had turned, as it inevitably does in the presence of the Princess of the Crystal Empire, to the topic of love.

“I'm still gonna get sloppy makeouts before you do Tia. Remember the bet? I am so going to get that National Holiday before you do.” Luna was grinning maniacally. “I think I shall call it, 'The Moon Rules, the Sun Drools' day.”

Pinkie Pie giggled.

“Now hold on there pardner,” Applejack said, “You bet a national holiday on who would get a make out session first?”

“Never mind that, darling. I think we should be focused on the fact that you made a bet on your love lives?” Rarity asked. “Isn't that a might... unrefined?”

“Doesn't matter, because Tia's gonna looo-oose, Tia's gonna looo-ooose.” Luna chanted in a sing-song.

Celestia narrowed her eyes at her sister.“Ok, fine,” She turned to her side, “Twilight Sparkle. I hereby, as your ruler and as controller of the sun, order you to make kissy faces with me. If we do not commence with kissy kissy, I fear the sun may not come up tomorrow.”

Twilight blushed, then grinned. “If I must, oh great and wise ruler. I shall make this sacrifice for the good of all ponykind. Let us away to your budoir. To make with the kissy facing.”

“But.. but... THAT'S CHEATING!” Luna wailed.

“Just because you didn't think of it first.” Celestia stuck her tongue out at her sister.

Twilight and Celestia vanished in a flash of light, leaving the rest of the group in a somewhat stunned silence.

“Lousy bunch of cheaters,” Luna grumbled to herself. She looked around at the remaining group. “Fine, anyone here want to go make out?”

Blushing, the girls glanced around nervously. Then from the back came a small voice, “I do, umm, that is, if you don't mind?”

“Works for me!” Luna said, and vanished in another flash of light, taking Fluttershy with her.

The remaining five mares looked at each other in confusion. “Welp,” Applejack drawled, “That was certainly a thing that happened."

Comments

[CryoKing96]

Oh my sides! And quick question, why is Lunashy so prevalent?

[MoonMirror]

Good show old chap.

[BarrenBaron]

Yay Lunashy! My second favorite princess ship after Twilestia!

[Nali]

5287480

This, mostly.

[Mister Morden]

Ha! HA!

Oh my, that was short and very amusing...

[Knight of Cerebus]

5287019 Somebody actually got the reference...I can honestly say I wasn't expecting that.

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[Jonesly]

5287480 In this case, solely because of the joke of the quiet, shy one speaking up to get make outs.

[Knight of Cerebus]

5288567 I happen to disagree about most fics being slightly OOC, given they are pretty darn shippy in the show. Regardless, Sankt's fic had OOC as in Twilight stabbed Celestia to death with her own severed horn, laughing all the while. If you want to write a story like that (I doubt you meant you did, but just supposing you did), by all means. But it has no place in this collab and no place in this group.

[GamerGoddessDin]

5288675 Well, if I did end up writing a Future Diary x Twilestia fic just about anypony other than Celestia would be possible targets. Especially (insert pony commonly shipped with Celestia other than Twilight here)

PS: How/why do people keep replying to comments on completely seperate chapters from the comment they're replying to? It seems to break the reply notification code of the site.

PPS: I'm finally nearly caught up!

[Knight of Cerebus]

5314402 Worth noting, but I still caution you that making either of our two stars murderously inclined takes a lot of work to justify. If you think you can do it, by all means. Also, notice the "recognizably IC" is only a rule for the collab. For the group as a whole, post away, just make sure they love each other. Also, I am sorry about the mechanical glitch my posts caused. I'll note that for the future.

[GamerGoddessDin]

5314936 Not really that hard. All it would take is two little words showing up in pony-Yuki's diary and being shown to pony-Yuno: "DEAD END"

[Lunar Eclipsed]

i have a feeling that was totally scripted between Twilight and celestia

[ShadowLDrago]

The remaining five mares looked at each other in confusion. “Welp,” Applejack drawled, “That was certainly a thing that happened."

Yup. It sure did. Happened to all of us.