The Sun and the Stars: A Twilestia Prompt Collab

by Fuzzyfurvert

395. His Majesty's Purple Paramor Problems: Brandish by Bekdontraz

by Bekdontraz

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Cadance stomped her hoof as she rounded the corner to the armory. There standing in the centre of the room was her husband, clad head to hoof in his gleaming platemail. He was working a spear in a figure eight in front of him, a standard Guard warm-up drill. Shaking her head she stepped into the room

“Put the spear down!” Cadance ordered, her wings flared in anger.

Shining Armor, Captain of the Royal Guard, Prince Consort of the Crystal Empire, and level 14 Paladin in O&O shook his head “I can’t do that Cadance” He said in a monotone voice before looking at her “He defiled my sister!” He growled through gritted teeth.

"Pssh..I think Soarin did that first..” Cadance muttered before responding, “Hun, she’s an adult who can make adult decisions. Not a little filly wh-” Cadance was cut off as a pink shield formed around her. She glared as Shining stepped passed her.

“I’ll be right back babe” He said kissing the shield as he brushed passed

“Come back here!” Cadance shouted at him stomping her hoof. “This can’t be safe for a pregnant mare!” She exclaimed. She watched as Shining froze mid march and turned walking back to her and lowering the shield

“You’re pregnant?” He asked looking at her with unbridled joy in his eyes.

“Nope” Cadance chirped happily shattering both his hopes, and his jaw with a mean left hook. Shining was out cold before he could hit the ground. Stepping over him Cadance levitated him up and onto her back carrying him towards the Royal office.

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Inside Solaris’ chambers Twilight groaned slowly pulling herself out of the bed. Stretching her back she limped towards the bathroom. “Size spells…” She muttered to herself as a reminder.

Comments

[Opponent]

This is the Cadance we all know and love.

[Oddboy]

Oh wow, I'm doubling over with laughter here. That was a cheap shot, Cadenza... I approve! Shining has taught her well. Deception is an important facet of warfare, after all.

Another great Solaris snippet, even though Solaris himself wasn't actually present.

[Peachy Moon]

Should I post a list of the other Mane6 Couples for this 'Verse?

[Jonesly]

5803637 Do you plan on writing them in? If yes, I suggest keeping them quiet for the surprise factor. If no, I suggest keeping them quiet so we can fill in our own blanks... wait... that means my advice is to just not post 'em. Oh well, take what you will.

[Peachy Moon]

5803741 Good I miss your candor sometimes.

[poisonflame616]

size spells?...

wait, did Solaris use it to enlarge something or is Twilight using it to hide something?

my imagination says both and I'm very happy it thinks that way

[Peachy Moon]

5805169 think about the canon size difference between Celly and Twilight.

[Xia_Shui_]

level 14 Paladin! You can't ever have any victories from your wife!!!