The Sun and the Stars: A Twilestia Prompt Collab

by Fuzzyfurvert

245. Lustre by Blazeofheat

by Blazeofheat

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Sequel to Zinger

“Now, when hosting a dinner parties with griffons it is important that the napkins be folded in a-”

Rolling her eyes, Twilight groaned as Prince Blueblood continued his lecture on proper formal dining setup. Why is he telling me this? Princess Celestia hasn’t had to personally manage silver ware at a formal occasion in centuries and I’m even less likely to.

“And would you please cease your rude interruptions; it is unbecoming of Princess Celestia’s wife to be so uncivil.” Prince Blueblood scolded her for the treason of expressing boredom.

Throwing her hooves up in exasperation Twilight complained “It has been three hours and we have yet to cover any topics on formality that are applicable to me.” Which wouldn’t be so bad if I was in a class where she could pull out a book, but with a single tutor it wasn’t exactly a viable option.

“It is important I don’t leave anything out. If I can make you half as presentable as Princess Celestia at her worst then it will all be worth it.” The prince politely insulted her, his smile fading to a nervous chuckle as he realized what he’d just said to the wife of the head of the country.

A smug grin took residence on Twilight as the way out of these lessons presented itself. “So Princess Celestia is always presentable you say?”

“Yes?” Twilight’s grin grew at the doubt in Prince Blueblood’s eyes.

“Well, presentable is one way to describe her last night in the back of the public library, barely containing her moans as her glistening fluids dripped on the floor.” Twilight smugly stated as she rose from her desk and casually strolled up to Prince Blueblood.

Prince Blueblood froze as his brain lost its ability to function. His mouth hung open as the almost audible sound of him losing IQ filled the room.

“Like any good lover, I was more than willing to clean it up with my tongue as it, came from her.” Twilight purred as she skimmed a hoof along Prince Blueblood’s shoulder.

Breaking from his stupor at the contact, the prince’s scream reverberated through the castle as he ran down the halls, yelling out the names of various cleaners.

Peaking her head out of her room at the spectacle Princess Celestia briefly wondered if she should leave the matter to someone else. While Prince Blueblood freaks out all the time, what could have caused this during his lesson with Twilight?

“Twilight?” Princess Celestia queried as she walked into the study room, “would you mind explaining to me what just happened”

“Oh, I was just telling Prince Blueblood about your paper cut last night.”

Comments

[unknownbore]

Trollestia has passed on the abilities to her wife.

[Night_Song]

OK, wow. That one caught me off guard! Well done, that was funny!

[Oddboy]

4935994 The Power of Trolling is apparently contagious. Probably Discord's fault somehow.

[blazeofheat]

4935994
She was already a snarker before, spending more time with Celestia and the "truths" of court definitely helped.

4936280
*bows* Glad you enjoyed it

4936353
Millennias ago a great curse befell our princess, that of her like her enemy would gradually be shared by those close to her

[BarrenBaron]

I need more Twitroll: wife of Trollestia in my life.

[Mister Morden]

Ha! HA! That almost made me feel bad for BlueBlood.

... almost.

[MononokeWolf]

Bravo! The greatness of Twitroll is strong in you, blazeofheat

[blazeofheat]

4937725
He doesn't mean harm, he's just an inconsiderate jerk with rupophobia.

[Fire Soul]

Twilight, you evil, evil troll. You are wonderful.

[Brony Soprano]

4937725 Nopony ever truly feels bad for ol' Blue.

I now have an image in my head of Celestia standing in the back of the library, jaw quivering as she tries not to sob like a big baby while Twilight cleans her cut.