Student and Teacher, Servant and Mistress, Citizen and Ruler, Friend and...Lover?
by Bebna
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Dear Prince Blueblood,
Let me tell you, my little colt, why I, princess Luna, need access to, what you so loudly called a "horrendous amount" of bits from the royal treasury.
There is a small problem if you live in a household filled with mares: There body's inner clocks will synchronise to each other.
If you didn't know that, don't blame us, there was probably a good reason why my sister didn't shared her firsthoof knowledge about mares in your upbringing. If I had to guess, then probably something or somepony else, perhaps one of these self indulgent nobles and there pesky building projects you always talk about, was more important and she didn't had the time to educate you about it.
Anyway, let me comeback to the problem we, who are, your aunt and princess Celestia, your also superior princess Twilight and me, also one of your rulers, face each day.
The first thing is the use of the toilet. The tower only has one in the size for alicorns in the top and a normal one in the bottom for the guards. And thanks to our synchronised bodies, we always have to go at the same time. This was perhaps adequate when only Celestia lived in the tower. It was bearable when only my sister and I lived in it. But it is a big problem now with Twilight living in the tower, too!
Can you imagine to always have to wait not only for one, but for two, every time? Probably not. It has come so far that even Twilight found a name for it, she calls it "Game of Thrones". At least she can use the normal sized one in the bottom, if it isn't already in use by a female guard.
And don't let me get started about trying to sleep, while the two lovebirds, next door, go at each other again, because it is our special time of the month and we all in bad mood because of it.
This is the reason, why we want to take this "horrendous amount" of our own money to build another tower.
Your ruler of the night,
- Princess Luna
P.S. And I swear Blueblood, if you question a decision of one of your rulers again, I will let Discord change you to a mare and you will live in the female guard barracks from that point on, do I make myself clear?
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Alright, stop the collab. Bebna wins, go home everyone.
I can imagine Celestia being either Varys, Petyr, or Tyrion.
Aka, the only people who cant ACTUALLY play the game well.
Several errors here and there, but overall cute.
do it do it do it
I've been doing my best to ignore the grammatical errors in practically every story in the collab so far, but it's getting pretty unbearable.
The structure of this one bothers me as well, as it doesn't really sound like Luna, imo. Unless this was a more... modern version, i suppose, and even then, i still feel like in moments of frustration, she would revert back to that formal speech of hers.